It's Not What You Link

Oh, my gosh, Link.

You got me jelly jams from Metroburg.

How did you know I wanted these?

I kinda caught on after your 20 texts.

- Twenty-one!

Ha, you're on a slow network. Expect about 35 more of those.

Now stand back-- these can get messy.

Mm!

Oh. - So good.

Link brought you jelly jams?

He's so cool.

Ah, I don't see it.

I also got you guys some.

Link's the best!

You are so thoughtful and generous.

And boring and dull and toothy.

Oh, that's right. Max lives here, too.

Hey, don't worry.

I'll just politely ask him to leave.

You're the worst. Get out.

Gladly. I'm taking these with me.

I did not super-stretch the top half of my body

to Metroburg just so he could come in and steal my jams!

I got run over three times!

Okay, just ignore him

and we'll paint his face while he takes his afternoon nap.

Not this time, Phoebe.

Hey!

Let go of these jams!

What is your problem?

My problem is the son of Evil Man should be evil,

not buying delicious baked goods for goofy girls.

By the way, you're the goofy girl.

Unhand the jams, nerd! - LINK: Never!

I mean it--let go!

- Ha. Ha.

I do not get what you see in this guy.

Here's your towel, honey.

I can't wash these things fast enough

since you've been going to yoga so often.

It's "broga," Barb. Yoga for bros.

I'm sorry, you bend this body, it is gonna sweat.

Well, you have a good workout, my little bendy bear.

You know me-- "Namaste" fit for you.

Phoebe, what's wrong?

It's Link. I miss him so much.

Sweetie, I'm so sorry.

You know, I had a feeling it wouldn't last.

What? No. We're still together.

Every time Link comes over, buttface Max runs him off.

Now, Phoebe, your brother's not a buttface.

What?

Take a picture. It lasts longer.

Already did.

As great as it was painting butt cheeks on his face cheeks,

I'd rather have Link here.

I just wish he and Max didn't hate each other so much.

Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

So, you're saying if I set up a play date for Max and Link,

they might like each other and my problem would be solved?

Huh?

Uh, uh, sure, I said that.

Mom, you are awesome! Thank you so much.

Uh, Mom of the Year!

...99, 100! Ready or not, here I come.

Found you.

Took ya long enough.

Didn't dad just leave for yoga?

Why is he sneaking back in?

What dad does is none of our business.

Come on, let's go follow him.

What's he doing in the closet?

Maybe he thinks it's the bathroom.

It happens to the best of us.

Ready?

Gotcha!

That's weird.

Where'd he go?

I don't know.

He's gotta be here somewhere.

Hey, you. - Hey.

Ready to go see that movie?

I wouldn't mind getting outta here before Max shows up.

Whaddup, losers?

Too late.

So, where's this giant Bigfoot you texted me about?

'Cause all I see is "The Missing Link."

Okay, full disclosure-- we're not going to the movies

and Bigfoot doesn't exist, you big dummy.

I was hoping the guy I like

and the brother I am forced to put up with

could play a game of basketball and maybe try to get along.

I guess, if it means this much to you,

I'm willing to try.

Phoebe...

I am not willing to try.

But I am willing to kick this loser's butt at basketball.

Ha. Not gonna happen, dude.

Oh, yeah?

Whoa, you play dirty.

I like it.

And that is how you start a beautiful friendship.

I don't get it.

It's not like a grown man can disappear.

Not unless he's Invisiman, Dr. Vanish, Ghost Cowboy,

Vapor Dude-- - I meant dad.

Well, he's not here, but I do smell him.

Wait, I think it's just these stinky shoes.

Whoa.

We're pushing that, right?

It's too red not to push.

A secret room.

I cannot wait to see what treasures lie inside.

Ew.

Go! Go! Goal!

I'd laugh if it was someone else's dad.

Oh, hey, kids.

Ahhhhh!

Kids, uh...

Look at this room...

we all just found at the same time.

Save it, Dad.

What is this place?

All right.

I'm gonna level with you.

This is my top secret superhero surveillance room.

Right now, I'm making sure

everyone's safe at this soccer game.

Dad, you're the best.

I wanna be just like you.

Billy, look around.

How is a buffalo wing vending machine

keeping people safe?

And look at his face.

He's lying.

Huh. Well, he's still onto something

with this no pants thing.

All right, fine, it's my Thunderman Cave.

When I tell your mom I'm going to yoga,

I sneak up here for a little peace and quiet and--

Come on, ref!

This sanctuary has to be our secret.

We can't tell mom.

Of course.

We would never tell mom about our Thunderman Cave.

Our Thunderman Cave?

Best secret room ever!

Fore!

Whaddup, Stretch? - Nothin' much, Cheat Breath.

This is nice--now that you and Max are cool with each other,

we've been able to hang out here.

Yeah, he's not so bad.

Except at basketball.

I've been beating him all week.

Wow, he really does like you.

Usually, when someone beats him, he frames them for a felony.

Oh, you're serious?

We brought dinner.

Hey, Dad, can you take us to yoga?

Didn't you go to yoga this morning?

Yep, we also went after lunch.

I'm getting awesome at darts.

Pinball! Golf!

Yoga stuff!

I think we've had enough yoga for one week.

Sometimes too much of a good thing

can be annoying.

Maybe Mom can take us.

I bet she'd love to see the...yoga studio.

On second thought, I'll take you.

Can't ever be too flexible.

- Ow!

Hey, Link, are you still on for playing video games?

If you're still on for losing.

Look at you two bros.

Talkin' smack, keepin' it real,

gettin' all chum-chuminay.

Okay, I may have made that last one up.

I can't believe they actually became friends.

I know, but Link is so nice, he can be friends with anybody.

Yeah, well, let's hope some of his niceness

rubs off on Max and not the other way around, am I right?

What do you mean?