Gen V

Ladies and gents, Supes and civvies,

rip up the history books,

'cause in New York this morning,

Godolkin University all-star A-Train

was just drafted into La Siete.

Which of course makes the speedster

the first African American on the world's premier super team.

And so we're thrilled to welcome A-Train to The Seven,

which proves what we have been saying for a long time:

We live in a post-racism world.

Oh, my gosh. All praise be to God first.

Yeah, I just... I-I just want to remain humble...

First Black man in The Seven.

Hey, girls! Come look at this.

- No, thanks, Daddy. - No, thanks, Daddy.

This is history.

- - Don't smile.

- I'm not. - You have to do it like Kendall.

He goes clubbing with Jake Paul and Scott Disick.

- I will take whatever I can get. -

Use the 1977 filter.

No, I'm using Lord Kelvin. That's the good one.

A-Train's the most driven kid I've taught since Queen Maeve.

- Stop! -

- That's the best one! - Delete it, Marie!

Delete it.

What's the matter?

Um... I'll be r...

- I'll be right back. - Marie. You okay?

Yeah, it's just a stomachache.

You eat something?

- It was probably your tilapia. - Mm-mm.

- You... -

- cram it. -

And you, let me get you some Pepto.

Mm-mm. Really, it's fine.

I'll always protect you.

Your little hero will...

- - Baby girl?

- You need help? - Don't come in!

I'm fine.

Marie!

Marie! Are you...

Mom?!

Marie.

- Mom? - Baby girl.

- -

Jackie?

Jesus, what happened?!

Marie, what happened?

- Marie, what the hell happened?! -

Ever since Starlight left The Seven,

I've just been inspired to speak my own truth.

I mean, we all have boundaries, right?

Let me go!

- Hey! -

- -

- -

Guess you should've made your wife come,

snowflake cuck.

I should just get up and leave.

But you like watching Homebanger fuck me.

- Move, perv. -

Oh, my God!

Sorry.

Wow. Guess I'm just surprised.

But I can go, right? I mean, it's a full ride.

- And I'm 18. - Congratulations.

Wouldn't be surprised if you ended up

protecting a city one day.

I think you meant to say "first Black woman in The Seven."

Well, I stand corrected.

Look, Marie, um...

Most kids around here with a history like yours,

they don't get adopted.

So they get sent to the Vought Adult Facility in Elmira.

Yeah.

- I know. - I don't think you do.

That place, it-it's not like here.

You would be locked up.

Worse.

But a-a God U graduate?

Um, you could...

wipe all that clean and start fresh.

So don't fuck it up.

Don't fuck it up.

I'm never coming back.

I'm super focused.

I'm super inclusive.

I'm super curious.

I'm super abled.

What kind of super are you?

I'm Dean Indira Shetty.

Welcome to Godolkin University.

We've trained the best and brightest young heroes

since 1965.

But more than that, we're a family.

A community of supportive faculty and peers

who will accept you as the unique,

culturally rich change agent that you are.

You'll begin with challenging but meaningful core curriculum

such as Hero Ethics

and Understanding Branding.

After that, you'll declare your major.

Perhaps you'll join the Crimson Countess School

for the Performing Arts.

Alumni include stars

from such shows as Riverdale, Pretty Little Liars

and So You Think You've Got Super Talent?

Or maybe you'll be accepted

into the Lamplighter School of Crime fighting,

which has produced every top ten-ranked student

for the past 30 years, who have all gone on

to protect America's greatest cities.

Maybe you'll make the top ten, too.

So whether you want to walk the mean streets

or the red carpet,

Godolkin is a safe space for you to thrive.

We're super excited to meet you.

Yo!

I'm Maverick, your R.A.

Mandatory consent seminar, common room at 3:00.

Are you pitching a consent seminar with your dick out?

Yes, my dick is out. Common room at 3:00.

...begins today for the trial of Homelander.

She's dead. They need to take that...

Autographed Maeve merch is insa...

- - Day one at God U.

So I figured

it's time to test my shit

against the toughest motherfucker here.

That's my gerbil, David Caruso.

And it's about to go down!

Welcome to fight night here on Fun Sized with Little Cricket!

- Oh, shit. Hang on. -

Hey! You must be Marie!