My Ribdiculous Reincarnation (女神『異世界転生何になりたいですか』俺『勇者の肋骨で』)

Once, the balance of this multiverse

was almost destroyed by several worlds that underwent improper evolution.

God! God! We thank you!

We are the chosen people!

We are happy! We are happy!

We offer you everything! We offer you everything!

We offer you everything! We offer you everything!

We offer you everything!

Nem Te Kul Shin.

I Erase You

I Erase You

Why?

I grant them happiness!

The Goddess of Erasure!

F-Forgive me, Goddess of Erasure!

Forgive me... Forgive me!

Please! Please!

It was the Goddess of Erasure...

who eliminated the divine status...

of the evil ones.

The souls of those gods who had caused these improper evolutions...

were sent into the sealing quasar.

This was...

a long, long time ago.

My Ribdiculous Reincarnation

My Ribdiculous Reincarnation

Morning, Goddess!

What's on your mind?

Nothing. Not a thing.

Oops!

The Torch on a Dungeon Wall

"The Torch on a Dungeon Wall!"

The Torch on a Dungeon Wall

Now, jump into the flames.

That's pretty brutal.

Ow! Hot! Ow!

Torch!

In...

a game world?!

Here I am!

You make a good point.

I'm back!

Welcome back.

Fusion

Fusion

I was the only torch on the walls of an

ultra-high-difficulty dungeon tower where the hero's sword was sealed.

This is Mr. Hero's Sword, by the way.

He's really cool!

He's the ultimate weapon and he also grants wishes!

What an overpowered ability.

Oh? I see another torch.

Weren't you the only torch in the dungeon?

I took an option that lets me

slide around freely as long as I stay attached to the wall.

How do you not understand that random objects

moving around like that makes it a horror story?

Thanks to that, I was able to map every corner of the dungeon.

Some adventurers do that, yes.

They feel the need to map every single square in the dungeon.

And so Mr. Hero's Sword said to me...

You keep calling him "Mr. Hero's Sword," like he was alive.

Oh, Mr. Hero's sword was...

Brother Hour Hand

The former hour hand.

Yamada-san

Yamada-san

I'm Yamada.

Is everybody reincarnating into inanimate objects these days?

And finally, the day came when the hero's party arrived!

By the way, their party had four members:

the hero, a fighter, a martial artist, and a knight.

We are...

the strongest!

A party of meatheads, I see.

Um...

I'm Yamada.

I'd like the hero to get his hands on me as soon as possible.

Can you lead him here?

Sure.

You did map the whole dungeon.

I'm Yamada!

Also, he's underleveled. Can you train him?

Stop.

Is that something you ask a torch to do?

I'd already defeated every monster in the dungeon while I was mapping.

It's no trial if you kill all the monsters.

They come back after a while!

Well, that's good.

What was your level, by the way?

Maxed out at 99!

I assumed as much, but...

Maxxy-maxxy ninety-nine!

I guided the heroes through the dungeon, and everything was going smoothly.

I'm surprised they were willing to listen to a talking torch.

We live and die together!

They seem pretty loud, too.

I think they were childhood friends.

So it's a harem thing? Nice.

Continue.

I guess I flipped some kind of switch...

And after several months, they made their way to the final floor!

Ooh!

I'm Yamada.

At last, the hero is...

This is the hero?

They all look very different.

I trained them!

Now I shall become a true hero!

Hold it!

How dare you use me as a decoy!

I'll make you all pay!

I thought someone was missing.

Also, is he more than four meters tall now?

During the fight with the Floor 37 boss, the Golem,

they left him behind as a decoy.

He became obsessed with vengeance and fused with the Golem,

then made it all the way up on his own.

Damn it all...

Ultimate technique!

Absorb and Fuse!

I'll make you all...

pay!

Oh no!

What's wrong?

I got an emergency message from Master Sockeye Salmon.

What's the emergency?

Anyway, I'll hurry and explain the rest!

The martial artist appeared out of nowhere,

and the hero's party was helpless against them!

I'll kill every last one of you!

Damn you!

Yamada-san

Yamada-san

Damn you!

Wh-Who cares as long as we're together again?!

Shut up!

We said we're sorry!

I'm Yamada!

Enough meaningless violence!

Who the hell are you?

Just a passing torch!

Mr. Hero's Sword and I save the day!

Incredible!

Come with us to defeat the Demon King!

Aww, don't be silly.

A torch can't fight.

You were just fighting, though.

And then suddenly I realized...

I've got arms, and I'm moving!

You were using the hero's sword to fight, yeah.

The Torch on a Dungeon Wall

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Kenichi Higaki

I'm not on the dungeon wall!

And the moment that happened...

I ceased to exist!

You finally realized, huh?

Now it's from Tanaka-san!

Just what is going on?

Looks like Master Sockeye Salmon

is having a drinking party in the dungeon world I was just in!

And Tanaka-san is coming too!

Happy Hour

1 Free Drink After 5PM!!

I need to go back!

It's time to get a free lemon sour!

"The Pillowcase at an Inn Where the Hero of a Dungeon Isekai Story Stays."

The Pillowcase at an Inn Where the Hero of a Dungeon Isekai Story Stays

Your luck with these drawings might make people think it's rigged.

Off I go!

Launch!

Sockeye Salmon!

I guess this will do for a snack.

It's odd that he was able to draw that, though.

I'm back...

Now, give me your report.

Yeah, a'right!

Yes, after that I traveled throughout the worlds, but my lover...

Never found her, huh?

Yes!

I came so close!

Well, it happens!

To Tanaka's reunion with his lover!

Cheers!

Happy Hour

1 Free Drink After 5PM!!

What am I seeing here?

A million-volt blast is just the thing to wake you up, huh?

All right, time to drink more.

Let's drink!

Give your report properly.

Oh, right.

I became the pillowcase for the hero who was staying at the inn.

Her name was Railrua.

I notice it's a female adventurer.

The thing is...

She must've been tired because her snores were obnoxious, and she drooled.

That sounds awful.

But I got to sniff her hair after she got out of the bath.