RuPaul's Drag Race

Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You'll be performing in three cute pop girl groups.

DD Fuego.

Girl, you were stiff as a dick.

Mandy Mango.

I'm like the table with all the family picture frames.

I don't like those colors together.

Jane Don't.

You were a rock star.

Condragulations, you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

Thank you so much.

Mandy Mango, shantay, you stay.

DD Fuego, sashay away.

We made it, girly.

We made it, girly.

I just sent DD Fuego home.

My fellow studio 50 whore sister.

And I see her message on the mirror.

"Divas, hate this for me, but love all of you.

DD Fuego."

We love you, DD!

- We love you! - Love you!

I'm really sad to see DD go home so soon,

but I was really so close to being that person

writing the message on the mirror.

It was a murder on the dance floor.

I went into that knowing I had to kill it,

but I had to take off this fucking table.

And then I heard all the shattering behind me.

Table service.

After being in the bottom two times in a row,

I've had Cardi B call my dress ugly.

Oh, my God, I hate it.

I now had Ru call my table look ugly, essentially.

I wouldn't say it's pleasing to the eye.

I know I have dug a deep hole for myself,

and I gotta do a lot of work to show Ru that I deserve

to continue to be here.

Miss Jane, congratulations!

Slayin'.

Ru told me to just keep doing what I'm doing,

so I'm gonna keep on keeping on.

I don't know.

I'm feeling very good about my win,

but I'm also feeling a little bit of a shift in energy

where I was in the top the first week.

I just won, and it feels like there's

a bit of a target on my back.

Athena, what is going through your kooky little brain?

'Cause you have been on a roller coaster, bitch.

It's like a ping pong game in here right now.

It was so surreal when she said I was safe.

I just felt like my whole body just dropped.

During critiques, DD mentioned

that, in the beginning, you ended up taking

the lead with the choreo.

During the choreography section, at the very beginning,

Athena led us through that moment.

Do you have any feelings about that?

Correct me if I'm wrong, I don't think I shut

anybody down at any point.

So that kind of came out of left field.

I think Athena is probably a little shaken right now...

No more bottoms for the Dions, please.

I know.

To be the Grande Dame of Miami and to come immediately

here and not excel.

Ooh, I'm kind of vibing with that.

Way to humble her.

- You know what, Athena? - What?

You're a boob head.

Ugh!

Ew.

Athena is gonna get staph.

That's all she needs at this point.

Briar is starting to get on my nerves.

She is like an annoying little bird around the Werk Room

that you just want to open the window and push out.

And she seems like the kind of girl

that wants to throw the other girls off their game.

Briar, I'm so vulnerable right now.

Can you please leave me alone?

Give me a kiss.

Please leave me alone.

But keep your eye on the prize and stay

in your mother-tuckin' lane.

Ow.

You whore.

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

will snatch an official makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a cash prize of $200,000,

courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race

Match Queen,"

with extra-special guest judge Sarah Sherman.

- Good morning, Werk Room! - Good morning!

Good morning, world.

It is a new week.

I am so happy to be walking back into the Werk Room.

It is a fresh new start.

Anyone else's body just exhausted right now?

Girl.

I mean, this is season 30.

Uh-oh, we gotta get Nana back to the retirement home, girl.

Do y'all know what brings me the most joy?

What?

Seeing Mama Mia laugh every day.

- Honey. - Yeah, girl.

I love to see Mia laugh, and it don't take much.

Girl, you can tell Mia hey, and she's busting out laughing.

I see the back of that bitch mouth

more than I seen her face at this point.

She done already done had herses.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Ru rule number 53.

In comedy, timing is everything.

Without it, you're just another queen talking too much.

Okay.

Y'all can shut the fuck up.

Hello, hello, hello.

Oh, my goodness.

Come on, pinstripe.

Good morning, queens.

all: Good morning!

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be starring in everybody's favorite sketch

comedy show, "RDR Live."

I am ready!

Fucking comedy challenge.

Finally, the loud, annoying bitches are gonna shine.

In a moment, you'll have a chance

to read through the sketches and choose your parts.

Then, later today, you'll have one take to make it

or break it when you go live on the air.

Remember, we are looking for breakout characters that will

make America giggle again.

I'm drinking champagne.

I don't act.

I don't do comedy.

So I'm looking around the room and I'm like, damn.

Dayum!

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

"RDR Live."

Hey!

It's time to pick our roles, baby.

Let's get into these sketches.

My libretto is so large.

In "RDR Live," you can pick a really out there character

that's so different from who you are and shine

just by having a few lines, and that

could be the key to success.

Or you can stick true to yourself

and really show who you are, and sometimes,

that's the key to success.

Oh, my God.

Bitch, pick a role that comes into a scene and steals it.

Be a scene stealer.

I think I want Plum. I don't know.

Plum comes into the scene, and she disrupts everything.

Bitch, go for Plum.

So I'm really looking at Plum for the lipstick lesbian.

I'm actually looking at Butch.

- Yes. - Oh, my God.

I could be Red then.

So we have to fight, bitch.

- That's gonna be fun. - Lipstick lovers.

Closed. - Closed.

"Back in the 1980s, a young Michelle Visage

"learns everything she knows while working

in the office supply business."

I'm happy with Michelle if no one wants that one.

I think you give Michelle down.

Yeah.

I'm a young Michelle Visage.

And I'll be Jean, your supervisor.

I really want Daisy.

The bitch who entered with corn

has gotta be at the butter churning competition.

- I want Barbara Johnson. - Perfect.

We needed a Barbara.

Barbara Johnson is an old Amish lady

who is sexually churning butter.

It's an opportunity to make Ru and the judges laugh.

We have QNN news sketch.

"Our trustworthy news anchors

"get a visit from one of the anchor's

overly supportive mother."

I would love anchor number one.

I feel like I've deduced what I would like,

and I would like to be the Inner Saboteur.

- I mean... - I saw that for you.

- Oh, my God. - Surprise, surprise.

I saw that for you, honey.

I have to be someone's Inner Saboteur.

The person I'm the saboteur of is the host of the show.

And who's the host of everything?

Athena, I just feel like we'd have good chemistry out there.

No, no, no, no, no, no.