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- Okay. - Wait up, we gotta mark this.

Hey, I'm... I'm exhausted.

Hey, just give me a sec, hey.

Okay.

This is all yours, slugger.

You did it, babe.

Is somebody here?

Uh, your sister was here earlier.

She probably just left the door unlocked.

Oh my God, everything hurts.

Oh my God, it stinks in here.

Just a little musty.

Oof!

I can't believe all that came out of me.

It was like a pipe exploded between your legs.

Gross.

But then look what came after.

Come here. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Shh, you're so cute.

Hi.

Okay, put him down.

Put him down, I got you somethin'.

Okay.

Hey.

All right. Whoops.

Hey.

There. No, no, no, no.

There.

Um, just like... yeah.

Yeah.

There. Ain't that better?

Um, it's a push present.

I was told that's a thing guys do.

Thank you.

I think I'm actually touchin' the water.

What?

I think I'm actually touchin' the water!

What did you do to me?

You can do origami with these things.

Just stop worrying.

It's normal.

How'd you feel if your dick stretched past your knees?

I mean, I'd like it. That was a bad example.

The internet moms say you'll shrink back to normal

in like another week or so.

What do the internet moms know

about my fucking destroyed vagina?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, we talked about swearing.

No, I just don't get why you're readin' stuff online.

Because I wanna learn.

And, uh, these women are hilarious,

but they're also like a... A supportive community.

Yeah, community. More like a judgy fucking coven.

We like his name, right?

Uh, I think. Don't you?

He's such an Alex.

Lil' slugger.

What does that even mean?

He can't be an Alex. He didn't even do anything ye.

You can't just decide to change his name

like a month later.

I don't wanna go back to work.

Are you gonna be okay without me?

Yeah.

Of course I'll be okay.

I know it's a lot.

Taking care of him in the house and get dinner ready.

Dinner?

You love cooking.

It doesn't have to be every night,

but we need to get into some sort of routine.

Didn't need a routine before.

We weren't a family before.

You know what I miss?

- Mm-hmm. - Your roast.

Oh, I thought you miss this.

Oh yeah, we're good, you and I, huh?

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Hmm.

Ooh, I didn't know this was a bump.

What the fuck?

Tell me what brought you here.

Oof, stinky.

Ooh!

Oh.

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh!

Oh my God, you have the worst timing.

Oh!

Oh my God, you're a hose.

You're my dearest hose.

Hey.

Let me see that smile.

Let me see that smile.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, stinky.

Okay, yeah.

Oh, of course, yeah.

I think I finally got it off the chair.

Ugh, man, this reeks.

Oh!

What are you... what are you doing?

Use this.

You need to support him.

Oh yeah. Okay.

Good night.

Oh, hey.

Oh.

There you go. All clean.

See? You don't need to cry.

Hmm?

absolutely driving me bonkers.

My boss's whole family's comin' to town

and I have to go this restaurant that's good with kids.

They're bringin' their kids!

I mean, what am I supposed to do with this?

M? Hello? Are you listening?

I miss Mom.

Yeah. She'd be babysitting the fuck out of Alex right now.

Yeah, that would be really nice.

She would have been really proud of you.

All nesting and shit.

I wanna see his face.

Come over then.

well, I can't today.

Tomorrow then.

I'll try. How is he?

He's fine. He's starting to look like Grandpa.

Well, let's hope he grows out of it.

Hey, what's that crap around your neck?

Shut up. It's not crap.

It's my present for rippin' myself in two.

That calls for diamonds.

Come on, it's nice.

At least it's not a fucking horseshoe.

Fuck!

What... what happened?

M?

Meredith!

Hello?

M? I'm home.

Hey, hey.

I lost it.

What?

My mind. My temper. I...

I smashed the smoke detector.

Is he hungry?

No, I fed him.

When?

I don't know.

Breakfast, lunch. He's... he's full.

Okay, well, maybe, uh,

maybe he just needs to be changed.

I need a break.

When you get home, just give me a minute.

I'm just saying I don't think

he should be sitting there in a dirty diaper.

Well, then why don't you go change him?

Okay, yeah, I will.

I'm happy to.

Hey, yeah, let's get you comfortable.

...nice clean clothes.

Yeah.

Do you have any help? Parents?

Uh, mine are dead.

Mine are, uh, um, we're not close.

I'm sorry.

What do you see when you look at Alex?

Um...

Mm, what do I see? I...

Hey.

I don't know what I see.

Um, I see a helpless baby.

Well, do you see accomplishment?

Uh, a burden? The present? The future?

Hey.

Come here, baby.

Oh gosh.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

There it is.

Alex?

Mommy.

Alex?

M?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

When did you leave?

I don't know.

You were screaming.

Was I?

I think he's hungry.

Oh no.

I saw him as a young boy.

I had a vision of him as a young boy