Thaai Kizhavi (தாய் கிழவி)

Greetings, brother. My niece is hosting a function. I'll surely be there. Do come brother.

Here, sister. Do come. - Sure will. Check your

We have to give to brother Pandi's home. - It's in that street.

Said he went to buy shampoo, hasn't returned yet. Hey dude, can we go for bath?

You must definitely come. - You surely must come. Will she offer monetary gift?

Won't I go to her house and humiliate her, if she didn't.

Wedding couple Groom : P.Sowndarapandi Bride : M.Prashanthi Wedding couple Groom : P.Rajasekar Bride : T.Soniya

Wedding couple Groom : K.O.Dineshkumar Bride : T.Preethi.

Wedding couple Groom : M.A.Ajithkumar Bride : A.Dhaarani Wedding couple Groom : S.Rajendran Bride : B.Pavithra

Wedding couple Groom : R.Sivapandi Bride : J.Nagapandiammal @ Nithya

Pennycuick Izhzham (spelt wrong) Groom : K. Pennycuick Bride :

Sister, we haven't given to this house. It's an old stag's house, no monetary gain.

Invitation will go in vain. Then let's leave. ~ I'm gonna host a wedding feast? ~ Sister.

Here comes the old stag. Off he goes for bride-seeking.

Until now, he would have seen at least two lakh brides. He isn't getting tired. Yo, Penny.

What fella? The whole village is using the usual 'L'.

Jackass your house alone needs a different 'zh'.

Buster. When I spend 200 just for the lock. Why must I use a low trivial 'L'?

In all the 'L' letters this 'zh' is the fanciest one.

Just mind your own business, numbskull. Go pal, you won't get a bride even this time.

I'll bring her along with me on my way back. At least to feast in the wedding.

Brush your teeth properly atleast today. Look how he's mocking. I'll take my leave.

Chow hound, look at him and his belly big as his vehicle. Azhagu Raja Illam 1979.

Sengganudayar saves M. Nagarajan home. 1991. A. Mokkayyan Illam. S. Pandiyan Illam.

Pavunuthaayi Illam.

Shush.

Why? Who's house? Come running, It's Pavunuthaayi's home. Why did it keep it like that?

Come fast, I'll explain.

Oh yes I have. - You have? Hey dummy, bring hot samosas soon, along with sauce.

Hasn't come. Hello sir, come on, come and sit down. I've made hot samosas just for you.

~ When I'm frail, I call upon to you ~ ~ When I pray, I call you my world ~

~ When I stumble, I praise you ~ ~ I sought you in penance ~

~ At your holy feet, I found my refugee ~

Angaleshwari. Sundaravalliyamma. Vadakku Vaachiyamma. Manthayamma. Malayamma.

Mudhalakula Karuppu, The Destroyer. Utchampatti Karuppu. Varusanattu Karuppu, The protector.

Kottai Karuppu. Sangili Karuppu. The gods who hunt around bushes and trees with whip.

And every god in their vicinity. Our Pattavarum.

Twenty-one Rajas, and our Madurai Meenakshi Ma. The deity in the Hill of Azhagar.

Vellakaiyanum. Kara Muruganum. May your merciful gaze fall upon us.

Rains be generous. Fields thrive well. Our cattle multiply and grow.

And let there be abundance, Lord.

"The Godmother"

~ Lord of the six abodes ~ ~ Regal bearer of the spear ~ ~ Come riding your peacock ~

~ And remove our struggles ~ ~ To your struggling devotees ~

~ You are the light ~ Yo, nimwit. I'll smash your head and make sweet balls out of it.

Wait, you doofus. Tubby. Is this TV running in your father's veshti?

Let the electricity bill come. From the gold I gave your mom, I'll pluck one sovereign.

How much current, he's burning.

He, himself asked for three sovereigns and left me here for four years.

What will you pluck from him? He will ask, even in eight meter Veshti.

He will ask for extra two meter. Born for 2-Idly. If I ever find him. Hmm.

I'll aluminum coat the Aiyampatti broom, dye the broom from Sadachipetti.

Bundle up the broom sticks from Kuppanampatti. And whack him out.

As if Light bulb is the only thing he's lacking. Shameless idiot.

Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections.

Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections.

Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections. Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections.

Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections. Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections.

Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections.

They must shake for our arrival. Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections. Oh God.

Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections. ~ Her nose studs are machete ~

~ From her ears, swings the thandatti ~ Pavunuthaayi is coming for collections.

Where. Come run with me, She's coming. ~ Her twin nose studs are like machete ~

~ From her ears, swings the thandatti ~ ~ She'll outrun P.T. Usha on the track ~

~ She'd knockout Mike Tyson in a punch ~

When you wanted the money how you acted all tears and tales. Scumbag.

Why does a broken mutt like you need broekies?

I'll beat your ass up, you shameless scoundrel.

I'll gauge your eyes with rolling pin and blind you, prick. Hey you. Stop now.

Will this bike only run with your tush twisted?

Here, yank the sewer, and then pick up your keys.

~ The Godmother is on her way, move aside ~ ~ Pavunuthaayi is storming in, take cover ~

You ladies, did you think its a pump or your husband? Your working this hard on it.

Come around my house asking for money to change the washer.

I'll thrash you all with broom stick. Ay, run away. In whose well are you..?

With whose permission did you turn the motor on? Jil Jil soap. Oh lord.

Except washing your tush, must you show everything on YouTube?

Welcome my friends. Welcome my friends. ~ Rangamma ~ ~ Ay, Thangamma ~

~ Ela, Angamma ~ ~ She surges like a lion ~ ~ Rangamma ~ ~ Ay, Thangamma ~

~ Ela, Angamma ~ ~ She surges like a lion ~ ~ Her fingers strike like spears ~

~ Her stare, flammable ~ Without giving money back, he is chilling here.

Take that stone. Take that. Throw at him. ~ Mauls rest in her hands ~

~ Pandiyamma starts blasting ~ ~ Stinging bee shaped her birth ~ Come around town.

~ She is the town villain ~ ~ The fierce lady who guards ~

~ The whole town simmers under her fire ~ ~ She gulps down a whole chicken ~

~ If you take a dip in her well ~ ~ She'll turn furious ~ Hey Pennycuick. - What grandma?

You went to see the bride, what happened? The bride ran away. Ha, ran away?

Why don't you marry her? She still has eight teeth. Shucks, I'm a honourable lady.

Considering the way it is, what you said might only happens it seems.

~ The Godmother is a local don ~ ~ She's a Superman draped in Sungudi ~

Grandma we have liver. Head. Intestines, what do you want? Oh my god.

Grandma, there is only one goat.

Empowering Women's Well-being.

Hey tubby! Since I eat like this only, my heart, liver, intestines and guts, have no toxins.

No diabetes, BP or anything that much strength. Tomorrow, even if I die.

I, myself will go and lay in the graveyard. No dogs will have to carry me.

Granny, can I type the number for you? Are you having trouble seeing?

Would you also want to take the money? Zip it! ~ They are killing me ~

This drawing. ~ They are tormenting me ~

Oldie Pavunuthaayi is going somewhere in full swing.

If Sunday arrives she glams up like a newly wed woman. Goes and comes nobody knows where.

Hey when did you attain puberty? ~ For my mother ~

Sitting in ladies seat. Move aside ~ As a son-in-law ~ ~ Hey come quick my darling ~ Oh my.

Took 10 generation to send you to school. Why are putting on a clown show?

Study well. Go that way. ~ She's a wildfire in human form ~

~ She roams cunningly, day after day ~ ~ She is a walking Ayyanar weapon ~

Hey. What have you done to you hair? Neymar cutting, Ma. You better go and cut it properly.

If grandma sees, she'll kill you. As if I'm scared of her.

~ The Godmother is a local don ~ ~ She's a Superman draped in Sungudi ~

~ The Godmother is a local don ~ ~ She's a Superman draped in Sungudi ~

Alike James Bond! - Oh God. Can't you guys live without gambling. Hey Vesakutta.

Tomorrow if you didn't pay the interest amount. Good grief.

I'll boil you in my cauldron and with that water only I'll take a head bath.

Holy smokes, this too. Ten. Twenty. Alike Rajinikanth? Dragging beedi.

What are you having? Pathetic porridge only. Hey. Lady of Sokkampetti. Who's there?

Come here. Here she comes. Sun shouldn't rise for this hag.

Wonder what trouble she brings today.

Look. Keep your innocent face, okay?

Where is that dog? He went out early morning and hasn't returned yet.

Even after yanking his veshti, he hasn't gotten his senses.

Tomorrow if you don't pay the interest, I'll disrobe your saree and wreck you, despicable dog.

Behave properly.

What is the round in your hand? Give that. Being tiny he holds a lot of money.

Says she'll disrobe the saree of someone her daughter's age.

Noble people are dying all around. Yet this wretched hag is defying death.

~ Life has thousands of events ~ ~ Every path has some pain left lingering ~

~ Life has thousands of events ~ ~ Every path has some pain left lingering ~

Aren't you ashamed? Doing like this.

Once she wakes up at dawn. She said, she'll boil me in a cauldron.

You called Shoba and Silk in a young age. Is sweet sixteen happening for Pavunuthaayi?

Did she attain puberty just yesterday? All of us are offering you coconut.

Does Pavunuthaayi's alone have sweet taste to it?

Got a cozy pedestal here, You're chilling with booze and cigarettes.

Mind you, I'll grab the dagger from your hand and kill five people.

They'll ask who supplied the weapon.

I'll point to you and say Karuppan did they'll dig you up along with your pedestal

and lock you in Madurai jail there these cigarettes, booze and other extravagance won't be available.

If you can behave be here. Or go back to your place, Kerala itself.

Tomorrow morning before early dawn. If you didn't give me what I asked for.

They named me Vesakutta.

I'll change that name into Sai kutta and will go to worship Saibaba.

(Thunder and lightning strikes) (Vesakutta panics)

Hey. Grandma is gonna come. Turn off the TV and go to school. If she comes, she'll kill you.

Still two minutes left. Get blasted then. Grub Goblin.

Ma.

Ma.

Hey Thozhu. Huh. Go, check what grandma is doing. Why hasn't she come down yet.

Just now they started Mottu Batlu she started nagging before I come they'll kill off John.

Ma.

What? Ma, come here fast. What happened?

Hey, what Pavunuthaayi's grandson is screaming like this.

What?

Ma.

What this, she's riding cycle laying flat.

~ Six-feet is waiting for you, granny ~ ~ Go swiftly, to accompany granpy ~

~ Hearse is waiting for you wretch ~ ~ Go safely, let the East awaken ~ ~ Oh, Oh my lord ~

~ Bier is ready for you ~ ~ Your supreme rule ~ ~ Has ended now ~ ~ Oh, Oh my lord ~

~ Bier is ready for you ~ ~ Your supreme rule ~ ~ Has ended now ~ - Are you for real?

Here I come. ~ People from all walks, gather around ~

~ Watch the rituals ~ - How huge a thing you did?

KARUPPA. Got prideful, and acted swiftly. Just last night I asked.

I want to do something for you now. Hey here give the coconut. Leave my coconut.

Leave my Veshti, I'll get sober. Leave my coconut. You buy a different coconut.

He's taking our coconut, you keep watching. How mouthy were you? Ay, tubby.

How loud are you watching? You said you had a great legacy. Now look at your status.

That sister also, did financing and died pitiful. That's why god made her bedridden.

There is no way she'll get up. Hey. She'll died right? Don't know.

She'll kick Yemen himself and bring his buffalo. In her case, only if she turns into ashes.

We can be sure. KARUPPA. Don't let me down this time. How much talk did you talked?

Pinch her sharp. She's down without any sense only. Hey.

What is the oldie gesturing her hand about? What much is she gonna say?

She'd say how much she've lent, and ask to collect it.

If that's the case everybody in here have borrowed. Why are you adding me with you?

I've returned the money last week itself. Without a guilt she lies.

Look patiently, how's it? I've graded the photos. What in the hell?

Flowers, belt, don't I look goat'd? Will be set right? Hey.

Already, I traded all the pictures you brought to the scraper.

I bought the chair you are sitting on. Then why every week.

You keep bringing new photos. Killing me. These are freshly taken, will be good.

In this time, its hard to find bride even for educated man.