Lastman

Previously

Can you save Siri or not?

Save her? But... she's already been saved, Mr. McKenzie.

My dad's talking to a serial killer.

He went to see him in prison a few weeks ago.

I'm a friend of Dave McKenzie's.

The poor guy. I read that he died...

What were you mixed up in, Dave?

Must have something to do with this list...

All the names that are crossed out are people who've died.

Her. She's the next one to die.

I had a kind of nightmare.

This world will die soon, Siri.

Siri?!

What happened?

Hang in there. I'll get you to a hospital.

You're with the girl?

Yes, I...

She said her dad used to give her this when she had an episode.

Fantastic.

But I was thinking we'd try real medicine for the girl.

First we need to determine if it's a virus, bacteria, or a tumor.

Here you are.

For all the tests, it's going to be six thousand dolls.

We do take credit cards. In this slot right here.

This is not a good day to rip me off, asshole.

Who do you think is the real asshole here?

The best doctor in Paxtown,

or the guy that just couldn't be bothered to get health insurance?

Hm?

Now go on.

Take a deep breath and insert your card, asshole.

Run the damn tests. I'll pay in cash.

Put that on my bill too.

Asshole.

The teeth, the teeth, the teeth

Oh, god damn. That's my round. Shots on me.

Hey! Not during your shift!

So, just like that, Richard Aldana wants me to loan him six thousand dolls?

What for? Finally getting that sex change you always wanted?

I need it right away. Yes or fuck off?

Hey, come on. Of course I'll do it.

But you know how this works.

I do something for you, and you do something for me.

Like bust your nose for the third time?

Don't be a smartass or you can kiss your vaginoplasty goodbye.

So, can you drive?

My little sister has a date at a restaurant with her fiancé, Carlo Barzini.

Holy Father paired them up.

He's sure they'll hit it off, and so will our families.

Anyway, you'll take her there.

Right, so what's the catch?

There's no catch.

Except Tracy wants nothing to do with marriage,

and she is by far the biggest pain in the ass in our entire family.

You got it? Good.

Now with my sister, you better respect the three L's.

Let her talk, use ligatures if she moves too much,

and don't let her ass out of your sight. Capiche?

I want my cash now.

No, after. I, however, want to get sucked right now.

Maria!

Why're you still here? Run along now.

You wanna take my picture, idiot?

They want to marry me off to a guy I've never even met.

Friggin disgusting, don't you think?

Look, I'm just the driver here. Everyone has their problems.

You have yours. I have mine.

Yeah, like not having any balls. That it?

Wow, anyone ever told you your family's a charming bunch?

Can't wait for you and Barzini to have a litter of your own.

I'm not fucking going!

Fucking shit!

Let go, bastard!

Help me! Rape! Ow!

All right, now either you calm down or you ride in the trunk.

Oh yeah? In the trunk of what car, asswipe?

Fuck! Fuck this motherfucking city!

Oh my. What ever shall we do? I'll never make it to the ball.

Don't worry, princess.

I'll find you a carriage.

My ass hurts! And I've swallowed a fucking fly!

Well, don't eat too many before dinner or you're going to spoil your appetite.

I'm a vegetarian, fuckface!

Whoa!

Damn it. Fucking scourge.

Sorry about that, officer.

Thank you, officers!

I was a victim of a kidnapping! You just saved my life!

You broke my mirror, you skank!

This is for all the paperwork I'll have to do now, bitch!

You okay?

Uh, excuse me?

Thanks, dickwad.

Looking for these?

Oh no. Oh no...

Good luck in jail!