The Family Plan 2

Breaking news. International crime boss Liam McCaffrey

died last night in prison at the age of 76.

McCaffrey, who has no known descendants, ran a global empire of assassination,

extortion and robbery spanning decades.

Coming from a military background, McCaffrey recruited...

Ma'am.

The package is in room 556.

I need you to secure it now.

You'll find a key card taped under the bar.

Got it.

Avoid the lobby. Too many cameras.

Where are you?

We have less than an hour.

- Are you gonna be late? - I'll be there.

I have eyes on the package.

Open it.

Are you sure? I wasn't expecting to do this alone.

Oh, my God.

What do you think?

What... Did you just scale a building?

What, did you really think I'd be late for date night?

That is very impressive. Someone is upping his game.

If you think absurdly romantic overtures are gonna make me forget

that you've been away all week...

you might be right.

Do you like it?

It's beauti... What?

Yeah.

You are very good with your hands, Mr. Morgan.

You bet I am, Mrs. Morgan.

Ignore it.

It's date night, buddy. What's up?

Max barfed, that's what.

- Oh, my... - Well, you're the sitter. It happens.

You gotta clean it up. What was in it?

- Gatorade, Cheerios, carrots... - Oh, my...

- ...I think. - Did it get on the new couch?

A little bit.

It's pink.

All right, here's what you do.

Give him one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar in a cup of warm water.

Tell him to sip it, not chug.

And we'll be home in an hour.

Thirty minutes? Twenty?

We'll be right there.

- We gotta take care of the Max thing. - We have to. He's never sick.

Come on, let's go. Come on.

- We'll come back. Another time. - We will, yes.

- This is the room we made Max in. - Yes. Yes, it was the room.

- It is. Yes. Hello! - That was so much fun!

You burden me with your questions

You'd have me tell no lies

- Kyle, you know you love it. - Come on!

- No. - You gotta sing with us!

- Come on, Kyle! - You say to me I don't talk enough

But when I do I'm a fool

These times I've spent, I've realized...

- Kyle! - Come on, Kyle!

- Come on, Kyle. You know the words. - I'm not doing it.

- The things you say - No.

Stop. Come on.

- I'm not doing it. - The things you say

You're unbelievable!

- Hi, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving! - Mom!

I made the sweet potatoes.

Hi, Dad!

Did you see that?

- That was extraordinary. - Come on. Go, go, go, go, go!

Hey, Kyle. Can I make you a Negroni?

- What's a Negroni? - No.

How about you just get some more ice from the big freezer, bud?

- Ice is more like it. - What do you think, Mup-Mup?

Give it a shot.

- Ice? - Yes. Yes, thanks. Right there.

More gin.

Why am I at the kids' table?

Better luck next year, honey.

- Grab me a beer! - Let your sister sit here.

He wants his favorite child sitting next to him.

I can't help being the only girl in a family of lunkhead boys.

Hey, hey, hey, look who I have!

Live from her studying abroad in London, Ms. Nina Morgan.

Nina!

Hi, guys! I miss you so much. I'm sorry I'm not there.

Speaking of favorite children.

Thanksgiving is not really a thing here, but I got a turkey sandwich. So...

At least you got some turkey. Grandpa's been eating all the turkey here.

Hey, Nina. How's the journalism going?

I heard that awful man you wrote the article about,

the one who was behind all that mess in Las Vegas?

He died in prison last week.

Yeah, I heard, Grandpa.

Do you guys remember the year that no one got turkey

because you two idiots tried to deep-fry it and set the garage on fire?

Yeah.

I am sorry for what my dad said.

It's fine.

- The man tried to kill us, Jess. - He was still your father.

It's okay to feel whatever you feel. Okay?

Thank you.

Max, Max.

Can you please give me to Mom?

- Easy, Usain Bolt. - Can you give me to Mom?

- Please? - I think it's my turn with Nina, huh?

- Thank you so much. - There.

- You wanna go see Mup-Mup? - Not really.

Come on. Don't you like it when she takes her teeth out

and gives you kissies?

Hi. How are you? How's the team?

Great. Yeah, we are looking to repeat at State.

- Wow. - In fact, an offer came in.

- Spill. - Head of Women's Track at Ohio State.

Really?

- Yes! Yes! - Are you serious?

That's awesome. That's a D1 school.

- Yeah, I know. - You're obviously...

- You're gonna take it, right? - I haven't decided yet.

You know, I haven't even talked to your dad about it.

- Mom. - It's...

It means moving to Ohio, Nina. That's not a part of the plan.

You know how your dad feels about Buffalo.

Besides, it's a really big job.

You know, dealing with athletic directors and elite athletes

and fundraisers and alumni, and... God, who am I take that on?

No, Mom. Don't do that please, okay?

You're allowed to thrive in your profession.

I know. I just feel like sometimes it's at a cost to us.

You know, our family.

Okay, enough about me.

Did you decide what day you're gonna come back for Christmas?

Yeah.

About that.

No, no, no, no, no. Jess, the Morgans are always together on Christmas.

That's nonnegotiable.

She'd have to make a round-trip international flight, Dan.

For what? A couple of days before she starts classes again?

And you know she's already freaking out about her carbon footprint.

- Please. - Kyle,

can you imagine Christmas without Nina?

- Yeah. - Thanks. You're a big help.

Dan. She's 20.

I've got my girls thing. I'll see you later. All right?

- Love you, guys. - She's gotta come home.

We'll see.

All right, well, I got a thing, so...

Where are you going? No. You're not going anywhere.

You're still grounded.

You can't be serious.

You erased the entire grades record for all of Taft High.

Yeah, and? It's a senior prank.

You almost went to jail.

Gaming is one thing. Hacking is illegal.

Well, I'm 18 now, and you're not my legal guardian,

so you can't ground me anymore.

Right. Right, but I'm the owner of the house you live in.

I pay for your food, your Internet, all your other shit.

You're not going anywhere.

You gotta work on your college application.

- I'll go work on my application. - Yeah, that's what I thought.

What's going on around here, dude?

It's Christmas.

- You want Nina to come home? - Yeah.

- Morning. - Morning, boss.

Hey, Issa, you think I travel too much for work?

Did Jessica say something?

Well, I don't know. Maybe.

But you're building your business, right?

That's what I said. And it's true.

But we're never together as a family anymore.

I mean, we're like ships passing in the night.

- Any international offers come in lately? - Yeah.

We got a tech start-up in Oslo. They want their security tested.

No. Okay, FedEx distribution center in Mexico City...

What about the UK?

A bank did reach out from London last week.

All right. This is more like it.

All right, have the team start the initial prep.

Okay. Got it.

Operation Morgan Family Christmas is a go.

Christmas in London?

Yeah, think about it.

I knock out one quick job and the whole trip's a business expense.

It pays for itself.

Hey! There's no 5:00 and 7:00.

It's 10:00 and 2:00 at all times or you lose your driving privileges.

Okay. Well, stop treating me like a kid. I passed my test.

I don't wanna go to London. I'm busy.

At Christmas? With what?

There's a tournament.

And besides, I don't need to fly 3,000 miles

to play second fiddle to your golden child.

What are you talking about?

We don't play favorites.

- You arrived first, go ahead. - I know, but he's flashing.

That's the international sign for "go ahead."

Okay, what's the international sign for stop backseat driving?

Dan, London is really far, and Max has never flown before.

Well, he's gotta start sometime.

Wait, I'm confused.

Now you don't wanna spend Christmas in London?