Gary and His Demons

What do you rather get embroiled in a particularly nasty Ponzi scheme or go on a date with Trevor from school?

No, but you're still doing it wrong. It has to be a hard choice.

Sounds like someone wants to go on a date with Trevor.

Oh, you know what we should do?

We should summon Grand Omen, who's Grand Omen? He's the latest evil mirror based phenomenon.

Supposedly, if you say his name 25 times into the mirror, he'll appear and just murder you.

Oh my gosh, let's do it. Are you sure?

Rebecca's scared.

Daniel explained the appearance of the

Fire?

Grand Omen.

Grand Omen

Grand Omen

Grand Omen

Grandum in? Grandum in? Grandum in? Grandum in?

That's 23. You want Trevor to come over and count for you?

Oh my God!

Grandum in? Grandum!

I just stopped being scared at a certain place. I was like, so bored.

What should we do instead?

Why don't we play...

Lucky!

Leslie, I don't need help in the field. And even if I did, not Hanley,

I'm just gonna end up having to save his life again.

He's doing all right with the simulator, Gary.

It's set to rookie. Look, the demons are introducing themselves before he fights them.

Greetings. I am Garniel. Thank you for having me.

They're drinking tea. Why is that part of the simulation?

Garniel enjoys feral, fray.

He's learning, Gary. Give him time. I think he'll be good for you for backup and emotionally.

What are you saying, I'm unstable?

No, no, I'm saying you're not... stable.

It's not even a synonym. You just defined on.

Look, if he doesn't do well, we'll drop it. It's just a trial period.

Really? Okay? Then I have a feeling he won't do very well.

Please, don't sabotage this.

Yep, you heard all of that, huh?

And you see me lighting her up on the shooting range?

Yeah, well, it's not like you can just shoot a demon.

Hanley, they're a bit stronger than that.

Now listen, when we get in that room, I want you to lead the interrogation, okay?

You trust me to do that? Of course I do.

And if you mess up, I'll take over.

Until, honestly, you couldn't hack it.

A high little girl? We understand that you haven't spoken since the night in question.

So I was hoping you'd maybe choose to do that.

Oh my god.

No, sorry, no, this is going really well. I'm just going to take notes on how well you're doing.

Do you have a puppet or something?

Do I have a puppet? Okay, oh, no, I got an idea.

What are you doing? Ew!

Excuse me, little girl.

Maybe if you're not comfortable talking to me, you'd be comfortable talking to my friend, Suck.

Guy.

Hi, Suck. Hi.

What the fuck?

Would you tell me what happened on the bad night?

Um, we were having a party and then we said a snake.

Whose name did you say?

Grendelman.

Grendelman.

And then he came out of the mirror and he...

Murdered all your friends, right?

Well done, Hanley and Mr. Footman.

Doesn't mean you're a good field agent, but...

Family?

Uh-huh.

Toilet.

Bathroom. Seems an emotional trigger I do spy.

Then a trigger man becomes a thigh.

What?

Oh, nothing just gaming.

You good?

Family? In here?

Sorry about that, Gare.

You're in that girl's story.

You reminded me of some crap from my own past.

The year was 1992.

Just diving right in. Okay.

Me and some school chums were having a bit of a sleepover.

The whole gang was there.

Amber thought it might have been a good idea to engage in some light, mirror divination.

So we went ahead into the upstairs bathroom and said that name three times in a row.

Bloody Mary.

In a flash, there she was.

It was a blood path.

I managed to escape out the window, but my friends were not so lucky.

Wow.

Well, listen, if you don't want to do this job because you're too scared or just totally unfit in general, I get it.

Uh-huh, Gary.

I'm not going to let you down the way I did my friends.

Well, then I think I got a plan and I know you're going to like it.

You ready for this?

Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary!

Hey, Mary.

Gary!

Hey, Mary.

Gary!

Hey!

So you still keeping clean?

Totally murder free.

Five years now, though my mother-in-law's visiting.

So, uh, who with all CD?

Gary, can I talk to you for a quick second?

Okay, one sec.

What the hell is this, Gary? Your friends with this creep?

She's an informant, hailey.

Yeah, wow, Becca, kind of doing her thing.

Killing teens, you know about that.

And I gave her a choice.

Stop killing her work for me.

I'll kill you!

Oh, it's true.

Anyway, she'll help us.

And if at any point you're too scared, you can just sub out or go back to doing forensics.

No sweat.

So, Mary, baby, what do you know about?

Grundleman.

So that's what this is about.

He's the hot new mirror monster running his mouth about how the old guard is out of touch.

Bloody Mary dates back to the 1500s.

I am mirror monster.

That's me.

I know that, yeah.

I don't think El's a grundle anyway.

It's not like the space between your balls and your asshole.

Oh, I'd love to kill that guy myself.

But you can't, because.

Because that would contravene our agreement.

I know.

That's right.

Hey, have we met before?

Oh, he's adorable.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So, how do we catch this guy?

If you want to catch him, set a trap.

He targets pre-teen stuff, whatever you do.

Make it convincing.

Oh, I think I know what that means.

Talking about a teenage slumber party.

Come on, Hammy.

Oh, gross.

He's scared because you killed all his friends when he was little.

That's where I know you're from.

Teen party, teen party.

Hammy, come on.

Get out of here.

I feel real goofy, gear.

Oh, you look fucking psycho.

I love it.

You just need your braces here.

Slide these in.

Here's your super-diculous.