Authors Anonymous

Action. Sun goes down.

Sun, go down.

I'm sorry.

What's my motivation?

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Oh, you good boy. Oh, you good-

we thought this was going to be a reality show.

Yeah, like the Kardashians. I love that show.

You know that I love that show.

I wanted to do a show like that.

Really?

A documentary?

What's that?

So... so this is going to be a documentary

about our writing group?

I thought... I thought it was gonna be just about us.

Just... I mean not that it should be just about us,

'cuz you know, there's more people...

But I mean we are the main people in the group, honey.

I thought-?

Yeah, I mean I guess this is going to be like that thing

that we watched on cable the other night.

The holocaust.

Yeah, the holocaust... That was-

long, right?

That was very long, but, I mean...

It was, it was...

Like-

powerful.

Heavy. Powerful.

Yeah. Heavy.

But, I mean...

We-we love documentaries.

Yeah, we love 'em.

We do.

We love them. Don't we, Winston?

Does the red light mean that the camera's on?

So all of this was?

What?

Hello.

Maria! Can you come get Winston, please?

Winston, you gotta go.

Maria.

Hold on. I gotta find Maria.

We can't, we can't.

Maria!

Well, welcome to our humble abode.

We moved here a couple of years ago-

Maria!

Honey.

It's kind of a dream, dream house for us.

You know what, maybe?

We should...

I'm not dressed.

Can we just start over?

Our writing group meets every Tuesday night.

Mostly at Alan and Colette's.

Sometimes we rotate.

That's me with the dorky glasses.

I love coming to the group.

Everyone has such constructive feedback.

Natasha the Russian peasant dressed oh so slowly.

Consumed totally, completely, absolutely, definitely

by endless thoughts of Yuri fondling her breast.

His other hand groping her womanhood, knowing any second

that she might explode.

Her chastity spraying across the ceiling

like passionate grafitti.

Natasha never thought such a moment possible.

Have I satisfied you, Natasha?

Yuri had inquired after their fourth round of

vodka soaked love making.

Niet. Not yet, Natasha stated.

Exhausted, but greatful.

Comments?

I have to say I love the way that Yuri is developing.

You do?

Colette, I love the character.

Ok.

If you ask John k butzin,

you're gonna have to explain why this woman would

go awol on her husband.

What?

That's so iffy to me.

I was a little bothered by that too.

Why would Natasha betray a reliable, dependable husband

for a washed up young punk?

Well...

I've been rewriting and rewriting and rewriting

and I don't know.

Poodles, it's ok.

It's not ok, Alan. It's not.

I mean I can't find the motivation for Natasha

like everybody else can.

So I can't, I'm not a writer.

Woah, time out, ok.

The dude is good in bed.

That is all the motivation she needs.

Listen, I would torpedo chapter 2, and just pull

all the focus back onto this nijinski dame.

Natasha.

Yeah. I-I agree with John and William.

That's exactly what I was gonna say.

I think just make it more clear that Natasha wants

to be closer to Yuri.

Writing can be such a solitary existence, so it's great

to have this outlet where you can exchange ideas

with other writers.

I mean with this group, it really is all for one

and one for all.

I work two jobs.

Delivering pizzas and cleaning carpets.

Which are good jobs for a writer 'cuz you meet

lots of interesting people.

My whole life I dreamed about playing football

for the fighting illini.

And uh, I got to go to the university of Illinois

on a full ride college football scholarship.

But, right at the beginning of my freshman year,

I blew my knee out.

And that ended that dream.

And that same fall, I took English 101.

Dr. buchannon.

He introduced me to steinbeck and Hemingway and Fitzgerald

and he encouraged me to write.

It just set me off on a whole new creative journey.

Hi, I'm originally from Prescott, Arizona.

I followed my mom out here about four years ago.

There she is back there.

Stop.

My parents are divorced.

Not fault.

So I moved here and, um, got into a few writing classes

I just loved it. 24/7 total dedication.

The writing always comes first.

That's my mantra.

She even had it sewn onto a pillow for me.

Everything that John k. Butzin has learned about writing

comes down to two simple words.

Tom Clancy.

That's write my friends.

The man is a genius.

Does his research.

All of those nitty gritty details.

Now that is writing.

Why'd I come to LA?

Um.

Because I knew you were here and you'd lend me

a hundred bucks if I asked ya, right?

Right? C'mon.

Thank you, babe.

I already got her number.

Maybe I'll text her.