Euthanizer (Armomurhaaja)

Umm...

Do you euthanize animals here? - Those too.

How do you do it? - It depends on the size of the animal.

The small ones get gassed and the bigger ones shot.

Cats get the gas.

Will Nekku suffer?

I assume you live in a flat? Alone with your cat?

She alleviates your biological need to nurture -

helps with the loneliness and keeps you company.

Your flat is a 20-odd square metre prison.

The normal habitat for a feline is over a square kilometre.

It can't be replaced by an evening cuddle -

or a designer scratch post.

To top it all, Nekku is old and sick.

She is anaemic and hasn't absorbed nutrition properly for a long time.

And there's more to it than anaemia, but you have been in denial.

And you ask me if Nekku is suffering.

EUTHANIZER

Hi.

No, I haven't forgotten.

I can't leave her in the car for a second.

I'll pick her up right after work.

Did you find out how much it costs'?

Well, yeah.

Right. Bye!

Petri, will you come into the office?

Right, about that raise?

I had Jomppe do an inventory and the numbers aren't adding up.

Oh, yeah? What's wrong?

We're missing a couple of winter tyres and four summer tyres.

There might be more. - Right...

You wouldn't happen to know anything about this?

I have no idea, but I would question that hippie's math.

He's just out of school and clueless about these things.

Right, it could just be a mistake.

There are some places that he probably forgot to check.

I'll have a look. I'm sure they'll turn up somewhere.

If it's no trouble.

Hi there. - Hi.

This here is Vatanen of the Thousand Vaginas.

Hi, I'm Simo. - Vatanen.

Don't believe everything that Virtanen of the Single Vagina says.

That bastard made our Elisa cry.

Who is he? - Veijo, one of our local specialities.

He euthanizes animals much cheaper than the vet.

He claimed that Elisa had been torturing her cat.

Goddamn critter-lover.

Who does the blue car belong to? - It's mine.

There's a dog inside, and the windows are closed.

The sun isn't even shining. - Nevertheless.

I'm leaving in a minute. - Okay.

I heard you euthanize animals. - I do.

That dog needs to be put down. - If he's suffering, bring him to me.

'If he's suffering, bring him to me.' Does he think he's fucking Jesus?

Tuomas, Jari finished the logo. It looks nice.

Look. - Looks fucking great!

Doesn't it? Temppu, look.

I was wondering if it should be in English?

Soldiers of Finland? - That's too hard to pronounce.

The monkeys might understand it better.

No. It sounds too much like Tom of Finland. - True.

The skull should tell them we're not ones to be fucked with.

Go ahead and get it printed. It's fine the way it is.

Okay, I'll do it right away.

You're late. - I had to pick up the mutt.

Why couldn't your old lady do it? - She's at work.

That dog looks so stupid, it must be a nigger.

I can't bring you any more. The boss is getting suspicious.

There are only six tyres. - I couldn't get any more.

I'll pay you a hundred. - I need more.

What am I gonna do with six tyres?

Change them in a car and a half? - 150.

Like hell. You'll get the rest when you bring the two missing tyres.

I'll try.

That mutt is proof that mixing races leads to no good.

Mussu! - What? Did you call it Mussu?

I didn't name her!

Alright. Ride on.

Great, thanks! - Don't mention it. Bye!

What's wrong with your dog?

I don't know exactly, but I'm not paying any more to the vet.

To Ojala.

I've spent a thousand euros, and there's no end in sight.

Are you a dog whisperer or something?

Hush! He has something to tell you.

He wants to thank you.

'Thank you for buying me from a puppy mill.'

'You supported their business and made sure that, in the future -

there will be more inbred and overbred dogs -

suffering from hereditary diseases.'

What the fuck are you saying?

Not me, but your dog. Are you saying that your dog is lying?

I'm not going to argue with a dog! - Of course not.

Then you would have to take responsibility for your actions.

Are you putting him down or not'?

Yes. But it will cost you. - How much?

Normally I charge a hundred euros, but for you, it's free.

If you get inside the dog's crate.

Is this one of your famous lessons?

Just get in the crate. - And the euthanasia will be free?

Fuck, why not?

What the fuck are you doing? Let me out of here, motherfucker!

Hey! Let me out of here!

Where... Hey! Let me out! Open the fucking door!

You can't do something like that! - That's what you've been doing.

You can't treat people the same as dogs.

You're right. I can shoot your dog in the head, but not you.

Motherfucker...

Get the fuck down! Don't climb in here!

Are you fucking kidding me? Three hundred euros?

This goddamn mutt didn't even cost that much.

Hello. What seems to be the problem here?

Three hundred for spaying a dog.

Do you understand what kind of a procedure spaying a bitch is?

No, I don't! - It is very complicated.

Whatever! I didn't come for a medical lecture -

but to get the dog spayed! - Relax...

I'll relax when I'm good and ready!

Leave the premises or we'll call the police. - Drink piss, you bitch!

Call the police. - Fuck! I wouldn't go in there!

Don't go in there! - Bye-bye!

What are these doing here?! These are not allowed here.

Jesus motherfucking Christ!

Get in the fucking car! Goddammit!

Hi!

The fucking dog just ran off and was hit by a car!

No, she's not alright. She died!

What was I supposed to do?

Don't cry on the goddamn phone...

I need to go and bury the dog now!

Bye.

Oh, hello! - Hello.

So you're the one who brings the lilies-of-the-valley.

It's so nice for Martti to have fresh flowers in here.

My father loves lilies-of-the-valley.

Do you think you can eat by yourself?

Would you like to feed him? - Yes.

Alright, open up.

Well? Don't you like your food without schnapps?

Could you replace the flowers with fresh ones?

I can pay you for your trouble. - Of course I can do that.

You don't have to pay me. They grow along my way to work.

Haukka's Repairs and End Solutions.

Yes, I euthanize animals, too.

I'll be there in half an hour.

I gotta go. See you later.

Bye. - Bye.

Hi there.

Are you the one who called me? - Yeah.

This dog needs putting down.

Why? - She's not right in the head.

She's completely untrainable. She is too wild to be a pet.

She doesn't look like it.

She bit my kids. I'll give you 40 euros if you kill her.

Why don't you put her down yourself?

I'll pay you a hundred euros to kill the dog.

If my money's no good, give me a hammer and I'll do it myself.

Dogs are like people.

They're aggressive if they don't know their place in the world.

They suffer from it and pass their pain to others.

There's always a reason for pain.

In this case, the reason might be you.

I didn't come here to listen to your lecture!

You came here to buy a 'get out of having a dog' card.

Are you giving me the hammer or taking the 100 euros?

150 euros.

Done.

Good girl.

You haven't bitten anyone.

I wonder what your name might be?

Mind if I call you Piki? Piki...

I'll go get you some food. What do you like?

Kibbles? Yeah!

Stay-

Good!

Damn, Why'd they have to make this so difficult?

Hey! Don't bring these to my clinic.

You've changed cars again. - I'll report you to the police.

What were you going to report? Advertising?

You take dogs into the forest and shoot them in the head.

That's not illegal. - It's still not right.

Who are you to tell me about right and wrong?

I've seen many of the animals you have 'treated'.

You don't care about them.

You just care about getting a new car every six months.

Piki, quiet!

Oh, hi. - Hi.

I brought this guinea pig to be put down.

Has he been living alone?

Guinea pigs need a companion. - He didn't have one.

He's not my pet, but my goddaughter's.

Tell your goddaughter that her guinea pig had a sad life.

Why this song? - What song would you like to die to?

There's always a certain beauty to the end of pain.

What do I owe you? - Nothing.

What's that? - Lime. Helps with the decomposition.

Bye then!

Good morning, Martti.

How are we doing?

Are you in pain?