Squared Love All Over Again (Miłość do kwadratu jeszcze raz)

Hey, babe. We're almost there.

I'm gonna look at the magazines.

Sounds good.

Hey there.

Look!

Um, would you mind signing my magazine?

Um, sorry. I don't have a pen with me.

Oh!

You are such a superstar.

Look at these!

Excuse me, excuse me. Can I have an autograph please?

Of course.

Oh, I see.

Welcome back to reality.

-You turn your phones on? - What's going on?

You said that if we go on vacation for a few months,

all this would blow over.

It's nice to see you too, Monika dear.

-Did we miss anything important? - Not that much.

The Polish soccer team fought like hell and lost, like they always do,

parsley is twice as expensive now because of inflation,

and the country fell in love with Monika.

You're everywhere.

And me?

And, uh, how could I forget?

Welcome home, buddy.

Okay, bye!

SQUARED LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN

-Hi, Miss Monika! -Hi, Miss Monika.

Hello there.

-Hi, Miss Monika. -Miss Monika!

Monika! Hey!

Oh!

Someone looks like they just returned from the best vacation of their life.

Take me with you next time.

-Come on! We'll be late! -You know she's planning to major in film?

The girl films everything on her phone. Not kidding.

It was nice to see you!

-Oh, hey! -Darling!

-Hi, dear. -Just don't know who it is we have here.

Klaudia or Monika?

Wow. Take a look at her.

She has the audacity to come back on the first day of school

looking all tanned and well rested.

Darling, a teacher shouldn't look sunburned,

they should look burned out.

Isn't that the case?

-Of course, of course! -Well, I've missed you too.

Yeah, right. Like I believe that.

Relaxing on a beach thinking about school…

Let me tell you, this year is going to be great.

That's not right! These are double standards!

No, no. Listen!

I understand, but there's only so much--

My voice should be heard!

Support our children!

Everyone, please! Please try to stay calm, okay?

My Ola was supposed to be in this class from the very beginning!

I can assure you that all of our students have grown…

Hey. What's your name, sweetie?

Oh! Ms. Monika!

Oh my God. Miss Monika, you have to admit my little Ola into your class.

-Please, this is very important! -Very important!

But we can't admit everyone into Miss Monika's class!

The rest of our teachers are just as good!

-They aren't on magazine covers -Exactly!

-Or in commercials. -I'm going to excuse myself.

And I want to see you, Miss Grabarczyk, in my office right now.

Boss, the pretty boy's back.

I report, mission accomplished.

The vacation went well, the car's in good condition.

I guess it's time to get back to work.

And Monika?

Monika's wonderful.

No, I'm asking where she is.

Oh. She went right back to school, but she'll be done in a bit.

Well, I've gotta go.

Sports cars won't rate themselves, you know.

And how do you rate mine?

Absolutely beyond compare. Bye!

What a lucky bastard.

Hush. Come on.

Oh my precious little babies!

Don't you worry. Daddy's home.

And I won't leave you again for a long time.

My buddy, hello! What do you have for me today?

Let me check, okay?

Well, it looks like the amount you're expected to get today is going to be…

Oh. Nothing.

Good one, good one.

But, seriously, tell me, how much am I going to get?

Excuse me, could you help me with something please?

Sure thing, ma'am. Oh, be right back.

Really?

-Hey, sweetie. -Hello.

Marzena!

You finally got that promotion you deserve. Congratulations.

I'll save you the time and cut to the chase.

I can't let you in, sir. Your pass is canceled.

Come on. That's gotta be a misunderstanding.

Hey. Come on, boss.

You are the boss now, correct?

Well, since you ask so politely…

N-no. Absolutely not.

Security, can you come in please?

Enzo?

-Who are you? -Marcin. I'm Alicja's new right-hand man.

Where is Szymon?

There was a nervous breakdown.

Couldn't handle the stress, or the pace either.

Apparently he's having the vacation of a lifetime on Zanzibar, so…

-Oh, he actually went to Mielno? -He did.

-Alicja, is she here? -She's not.

As of today, the company has terminated all of your contracts, I'm afraid.

You've lost access to your company card,

your sports cars, as well as your cell phone.

Oh, this is a prank, right?

All those hidden cameras gonna pop out?

Unfortunately not. Listen…

Apparently, this all has to do with some model, or teacher, or something.

Maybe some kind of affair.

But Alicja was the one who dumped me.

Hey. I wouldn't worry about it all that much.

If you ask me, this isn't about jealousy

or wanting a different fit for the company.

No. I think Alicja wants to destroy you because it's fun for her.

It's a joke. But as they say…

no hard feelings.

So, your things please.

Or should I just call security?

Not the private car, the company car please.

And the card.

Did she really fire me?

"Fired" is such a harsh and ugly word.

We'd prefer the expression "between jobs."

You know, just an impasse.

Um, It's best to think of it as a, uh, new start.

Stefan.

Well, Miss Grabarczyk,

I had a feeling this was going to be an uphill battle after the summer.

I knew there was going to be some pressure, some tension,

but seriously, already?

On the first day?

I totally understand, headmaster. I'll do better.

Well, you really have to want this job. You have to want to teach those children.

Your performance has been satisfactory, but, honestly, that's not enough.

You will have to put in a lot of extra work.

Also, couldn't you have picked up the phone once when you were on vacation?

All these crazy journalists kept harrassing the school.

Um, uh, I suppose I could teach some extra classes, then.

-Free of charge. -Oh!

Well, I guess it seems we have an understanding with each other.

But please know that this is your last chance.

I don't want to have to deal with a celebrity.

Is that understood?

-Is that understood? -Yes it is, sir.

Excellent then.

My daughter has been completely overlooked and neglected

in the school's administration process.

And, I mean, despite being part of the list--

Excuse me, but what's going on?

I would like to make a public statement.

But not right here.

Could we move away from the school's main entrance, please?

Don't worry, darling. Don't worry.

Follow me. Over here.

Come on. Let's go a bit further.

As for my statement…

See you!

Miss Monika, we'd still like a few words!

Hit it.

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Enzo?

This is insane!

You're on the same bus as me!

Wait… wait a second.

Uh, does that mean they're introducing a line of…

sports buses or something?

Enzo…

That's Enzo.

It's Enzo.

I'd rather see my naked butt on billboards than this, you know.

I've always said that the naked butt has feelings, a mind, a heart and dreams.

And now people are finally realizing that.

I keep getting offers for Klaudia.

I mean, don't you think it'd be a good idea to take advantage of that?

Why don't you just tell them Klaudia's retired?

All right. How does this idea sound?

One last interview as her

so you can tell your side of the stories, nip any rumors in the bud,

and Klaudia a proper send-off.

What do you think?

-Fine. One interview, then. -Just one interview.

Who will interview me?

It'll be with Rafał Wiśniewski.

-Forget about it. -What?

News sure does travel fast.

Welcome to the natural habitat for gossip.

Krzysztof!

Hold on. Krzyśtof! Krzyśtof!