Four Supes and a Baby

Oh, this dress?

Thank you, Dylan, I actually got it last weekend,

and thanks for the compliment, but I'm not that pretty.

Okay, now that Locker Dylan's into you,

try talking to the actual Dylan.

I can't--he's too cute.

Besides, I got a good thing going with Locker Dylan now,

and I don't want to mess that up.

Stop it--you've been crushing on him for two weeks.

Just go talk to him! - About what?

I don't even know if we have anything in common.

It's too bad you can't just go through his backpack

and see what he's into.

Or can I?

Delivery for Max Thunder--

I'll sign for that.

Max Thunder-- maaaan!

Thanks, buddy.

Oh.

Wait--you're getting your deliveries at school now?

Yeah, Dad took away my mail privileges.

You banish one mailman into a black hole...

but he had it coming.

There's my backpack.

Here, let me help you out with that, Actual Dylan...

uh, Dylan. - Thanks.

Phoebe, right? - Yeah.

Uh, here, you forgot your... diaper?

Don't worry, it's clean... and not mine.

Wow... nice, funny, and potty-trained.

Triple threat!

It's my baby brother's.

I have to pick him up from daycare after school.

You have a little brother?

I have a little brother and sister!

Look at us... having things in common.

Do you take him to the park every day after school, too?

Psh, no... yes!

Do you go to the park near...

The Community Center. - That's the one.

Maybe I'll, uh, see you at the park today.

It's a date... a play date.

For the kids.

Oh, my gosh, you did it--that was awesome!

I didn't know you took Billy and Nora to the park every day.

I do now. - BOTH:

Laser tag rules!

No fair... you've got burning-hot lasers

and I have a frozen corn dog.

Life's not fair, turbo toes.

Whoa! -

Oh, watch the lasers, guys!

Life's not fair, turbo toes.

Oh, wait... I'm turbo toes!

Gotta get this inside before Dad sees it.

Where'd you get that safe?

Bought it off EvilBay, belonged to Dark Mayhem,

but no one can open it.

If nobody can open it, then why'd you buy it?

'Cause I know a kid with laser eyes

and another who can hammer with super speed.

You know somebody else with super speed?

Oh, wait... me again.

Now let's go see what evil treasures are inside

that Dad doesn't know he paid for.

Surprise corn dog attack!

- Ouch!

Have you two been playing laser tag?

Noooo...

Then why does the fence have more holes

than my lucky underpants?

Uhh... it was Baby Lulu.

Hey, don't blame my doll! -

Nora!

Uhh... it was Baby Lulu.

In our defense, we were only using

the powers we were born with,

so technically, this is your fault.

I would never melt the face off your mother's garden gnome.

Did that with one eye closed.

Ooh, nice, Nora!

Bad Nora!

Yeah, thanks to you two, your father and I

have to drive all over town replacing the stuff you ruined.

Why drive all over town

when we can get everything at CostClub?

CostClub, Hank?

Every time you go there, you buy something we don't need.

When have I ever bought something we did not need?

But Barb, it's a lawnmower

and a barbecue.

A mow-becue.

We need this.

How'd that work out for you, Hank?

Kids, we're going out for dinner!

Hi, my lawn's on fire.

Well, you're the one who wouldn't let me get

the fire extinguisher-becue.

Fine, we'll go to CostClub.

All right! - CostClub!

No, no, you two aren't going anywhere.

You're grounded because of your little laser party.

What? No, no, no, you can't ground them!

I have to take them to the park--my life depends on it.

That's what you said when the Wi-Fi went out last week,

and look... still breathing.

Sorry, Phoebe--Billy and Nora are not allowed

to leave this house. - But we want to go to the park!

Park!

I thought you wanted to go to CostClub.

CostClub!

No, you are not going anywhere.

Great, now we're stuck here cracking open Max's safe.

Safety books...

is what we'll be cracking open,

because that's what big brother Max is all about.

Safety!

You know he's up to something, right?

Doesn't matter--he can't hurt us at CostClub.

Max, just let me take the kids to the park for half an hour.

And go against Mother and Father's wishes?

Phoebe, that would be wrong.

Come on, guys, let's go do something wrong.

Wrong!

You're not getting your way this time, Max.

Sorry, can't hear you.

I'm too busy getting my way.

- Ow, you bit me!

Sorry, not sorry.

All right, since this is a supervillain's safe,

Nora, you're gonna use your laser eyes

to melt the titanium door. - Whoa!

Yeah, whoa!

And then Billy, you're gonna use your super speed

to pound it with these hammers.

Whoa!

Guess what, sis-- we're going to the park.

Now we just need Billy.

Whoa!

Brrrr... - You're not Billy.

Yeah, well, you're not Jennifer Lopez,

so we both lose.

Whoaaa!!

Whoa!

What's going on? - There's no time to explain.

We're going to the park.

Huh, guess there was time to explain.

Well, guess I'll just sit here and wait for Max to realize

he was duped. - MAX: Hey, I've been duped!

Monkey bars! - Swirly slide!

Whoa, get back here, you two.

A park is no place to play around.

Now keep your eyes open for a hot guy.

There's one.

I meant "hot" as in cute, not as in sweaty mess.

Hey, Phoebe! - Hey, is that the hot guy

you were talking about? - Oh, Nora, have some candy.

Hey, Dylan, so this must be your brother.

Yeah, yeah, his name's Rusty,

or as I like to call him, Russ Man.

No, I don't--I just made that up--I'm sorry.

Oh, I love babies.

Who's the cutest wittle baby?

Oops, I haven't taught him how to act

around pretty girls yet.

Oh, my gosh, you just called me pretty!

Oh, my gosh, I just said that out loud!

Hey, can we go show Rusty the balloons?

Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.

Well, actually, it'll give us a chance to hang out.

Great idea, Billy-- take your time!

Aww, look how cute they are

with those matching strollers.

Who knew we had so much in common!

This park, siblings...

other things I haven't thought of yet.

I'm glad we're getting to spend time together.

Me, too, this is so perfect.

Phoebe! - Until he showed up.

Whew! Found you...

Man, how many parks are in this city?

Right. - Worst timing ever, Max.

Hey, you stole Billy and Nora from me.

I needed them-- I had to make sure

Dylan and I had something in common,

but now it turns out Dylan likes me, too.

What? I know, right? Dylan's great!

So you can have them back!

Hey, don't try to trick me with your girl talk, all right?

They're mine.

Hey, sorry about that, Dylan.

My brother just came to pick up my siblings.