The Stickman's Hollow

Babe, are you gonna put this out?

Yes.

Yes, I will.

We will not burn down the place.

You can put this out, though.

I don't want to touch it. It's like--

Yeah, I'm gonna put it out.

Oh, my gosh, Alice, help your boyfriend.

He's doing it.

He's doing just fine.

- I would have but-- - Of course.

I'll get your duffel bag.

Of course.

I'm sorry I didn't grab it before.

-all the water.

Yeah, Annie, where is our son?

Ollie?

Ollie?

I found him, Ross.

What are you doing down there, sweetheart?

Hiding.

Yeah?

That's a great place to hide.

Come on.

Come out of there.

Dad has a special plan.

Come on.

- All right. - I think we're ready.

Ready?

Yeah.

All right, let's go.

- So it's back out of town, yeah?

Yes.

Yes.

Like an hour or more or--

I just don't want to--

I just want to drive too long.

The risks are so--

Yeah, OK.

It's gonna be 60 klicks that logging road.

60 klicks, yeah, yeah.

- And that is right here on the map.

- OK. - Cool?

Cool.

All right.

Right?

- Hey, buddy, no more hiding under the car, OK, please?

We talked about that.

OK, dad.

- Hey, Ollie, are you stoked to get a couple more days camping?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

- So you guys figure out where we're going next?

Yeah, it's about 60 klicks.

- I think you've turned our life into a reality show.

- Yeah, well, maybe you'll be a famous filmmaker, huh, Ollie?

Mm-hmm.

- Hmm, got a regular Marty Scorsese on our hands here.

Who's that?

- He's a famous movie director, honey.

OK, where are we going?

OK.

Well, I've only been once, but Levi lake back here has

some really dope fishing spots.

Hmm.

- Wait, is that the one with the really creepy hike in.

- Yeah, Stickman's Hollow, I think?

I think that's what the locals call it.

Well, I hate that.

Right, right.

But the fishing is unreal.

And apparently, back in the day, they used

to use it to hold baptisms.

Regular small town shit.

Oops, I mean, sorry, stuff.

- Nice one, Curtis. - You know what?

Don't worry about it.

Anyway, this weird trail has, like, marked

figures and stuff like that.

- Marked fig-- and it's accessible?

Oh, yeah, the car will be just fine.

I mean, it gets pretty tight at the top of the trail,

but it should be doable.

- It is a really gorgeous hike in.

And the lake at the end is beautiful.

You're gonna love it.

I've gotta show you pictures

of these wild cutthroats I caught.

No, no, no fishing.

Oh, my god, that was so fun.

Mm.

We should do that more often.

Right?

Oh, my god, your hair.

Why do they look so gorgeous every time we go camping?

It's annoying.

It's my only superpower.

OK, whatever.

OK, phone mom, tell her that we're all good,

but we'll be back.

Can do.

Thanks for the camera.

Seriously, how much did that cost?

- Anything for my precious nephew.

- When do I get a nephew, eh?

- She just threw you under the bus, dude.

OK, let's go.

Bye, Ross.

Bye, Curtis.

- It was so good seeing you. - Take care of them.

Yeah, you too.

Try not to set anything on fire.

Oh, wow.

We're gonna be having a campfire.

Set that on fire.

--watch that closely.

I will see you next week for dinner, OK?

OK.

We'll have mac and cheese.

It's gonna be bomb.

What do we say, Ollie?

Thank you for the camera, Auntie Alice.

Oh, god damn you're cute.

Damn you're cute!

- See Ollie, don't get any ideas.

OK, bye, guys. Love you!

- Bye. - Drive safe.

- Bye. - Ross, let's go.

You all buckled up?

Let's rock and roll, squad!

Yeesh, dad.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye, everyone.

Bye, Alice.

Looking good, guys.

Bye.

Love you. Bye.

- Could you give the camera back to my son now, please?

- Thank you. - All right.

Here you go.

Careful, bud.

- OK. - Road trip.

Let's hit it.

Hit it.

Get this off.

I'm not gonna hit these trees on the side.

No, no. You're good.

You're good.

Can't quite tell the distance.

So pretty, though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We didn't miss that turn off yet, did we?

No, I think we're good.

OK.

Mom.

Yeah, sweetheart?

Can I have a bite?

Of course.

Do you want your own?

No.

OK.

Here you go.

Oh, careful.

It's a new camera.

- No,. - Mom.

Is that the voice-- that's the voice

of the camera you're doing?

Yeah.

It's like a little old lady in the woods, you know?

Nice. Yeah.

No, I can see that I can.

- What do you think, Ollie? Yeah?

- Definitely not. - No.

Oh, he--

- You don't think it sounds like that?

- He doesn't approve. - OK.

You have not passed the audition.

You change--

dun,

nuh, duh, nuh, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun.

Are we there yet?

--find the bed with me

And I remember the well--

Gonna ask him for directions?

Yeah, I've just got to make

sure we're going the right way.

I do not want to get turned around.

- Ollie, don't film the stranger.

OK.

Hey, how's it going?

Hi.

Afternoon.

Hey, we're looking for a fishing trail.

It's called Stickman's trail, I think.

Do you know if we're going the right way?

- Now what are you doing wanting to go up to the Hollow?

- Wanted to pop a line in the water.

You know, reel a few in.