Bleach (BLEACH)

-Here in my right hand, the stone that connects the worlds.

In my left hand, the blade that binds existence.

The shepherd with black hair, the chair of the noose.

I strike the ibis when the clouds gather.

This hole that the Arrancars come and go through

is known as the Garganta.

There is no solid ground beyond this point.

Only a chaos of reishi.

Each of you must create his own path out of that reishi.

Go toward the darkness and you will arrive in Hueco Mundo.

Let's go.

There they go.

I cannot believe how naive that boy can be.

In order to let Ichigo Kurosake and his friends

rescue Orihime Inoue, Kisuke Urahara

opened the Garganta, an opening that

connects the world of living with Hueco Mundo.

Even so, there were still other matters

that Kisuke needed to take care of.

This is the story of what happened

in the world of a living while Ichigo and his friends

battled in Hueco Mundo.

Oh, Rukia.

Huh?

Ah.

Uh?

!

And that explains just how Ichigo Kurosake and the others

left for Hueco Mundo.

However, just because Ichigo and the others aren't here

doesn't mean the Hollows have stopped

making their appearances in Karakura Town.

Something still needs to be done about them.

But I'm busy with other matters I need to attend to.

So, after I slept on this problem last night,

this is what I came up with.

Protect Karakura Town using the Konso Cop Karakuraizer

transformational wrist watch.

That's a very unhappy looking face.

What's up?

Here's your chance to appear in the show.

Sure I'm unhappy.

Just when I was knocked out, feeling so good,

dreaming about Rukia, you wake me up

with a big elbow smash to my gut.

You didn't think that was an elegant way

to wake you up?

Elegant, my ass!

Don't think that something's elegant

just because you say it in french!

Now, now.

Don't be like that.

Here.

Put this on.

Let go!

-I've got better things to do than that.

Bug someon else, will ya?

-Why are you so gun shy to try it out?

Who woul want to?

Nothing good happens when you around.

-That's an awful thing for you to say.

If a stranger heard you, he might get the wrong impression.

Well, guess what?

It's the truth.

Come on, don't be like that.

Try it on, just for the heck of it.

Why not?

Just give it a shot.

-What part of no don't you understand?

-So, you really won't do it, huh?

Even though it's a really great chance

to become popular with the girls?

Well, if you feel that strongly about not doing it,

there's no way I'm going to be able to push you

into wearing this watch.

Whoa!

Wait.

Is something wrong?

Naw, nothin'.

I was just thinking, you made it sound

like I'd really be helping out.

All right.

I guess I will listen to your proposal.

Hm.

All righty, then.

Let's get this thing on you.

Hold on!

I said that I'd listen.

-I thought you were the one who wanted

to be popular with the girls?

And let's face it, with Ichigo not

here, you wearing this awesome wristwatch

would sure help all of us out big time.

And by keeping the peace in Karakura Town,

you'll even score some big points with your sweetie Rukia.

No way.

Oh, Kon.

Now I think of you in a different way!

Feel like doing it now?

-When you put it that way, I guess I'll do it.

But just for a little while.

Terrific.

Then I'd better start teaching you how it works.

Try pushing that button on the right side of the watch.

It's really cool.

This one?

Trans--

Wait.

Use career change as the activation code.

Huh?

-Activate it with any other code,

and I'll shock you to death.

Shock me to death?

Huh?

What is that?

A cat?

It's the alarm.

A Hollow has appeared.

Time to go for it, Kon.

I mean, Konso Cop Karakuraizer.

You can just call me Kon.

But I just put this watch on a few seconds ago.

I have to go on a mission already?

You'll be fine.

You're already invincible.

Um-- that's not what I meant.

Hey, Tessai.

Karakuraizer is about to head out.

Roger that, boss.

What?

Karakuraizer, here we go.

Hey, man!

What are you gonna do?

Nicely done.

When you're ready.

I understand.

Let me go!

Karakuraizer, away!

Huh?

Heh.

Hey.

Hey!

Ah!

Oh.

Heh.

Heh, heh, heh.

Heh.

Heh.

Ah!

Great.

You're safe now, miss.

It's best we leave this place to him, and get going quickly.

But I--

Come on, let's go.

We'll leave this one to you!

Ow.

Eh.

So who the hell are you?

-Um, you see, I, uh-- I'm not who I look like.

Sorry.

URAHARA (OVER WATCH): Kon, please hurry and transform

yourself into Karakuraizer.

Oh.

OK.

How does that work?

-Kon, you've only got five seconds to transform!

Or else you'll be shocked to death.

Ah.

Got it!

Career change!

I like what I see in you.

This just in, Karakura Town is being protected by a new zero.

It blew up on me.

Huh?

No-- ah!

URAHARA (OVER WATCH): Now, that's

the way to make an entrance.

-I told you I didn't want to do this.

And besides-- what's with these lame clothes?

-I personally asked Uryu to design your outfit.

Four eyes is no designer.

Why the hell did you let that idiot do it?

If you would have asked me, I would have come up

with a lot sharper design than this.

Huh?

Ready?

Set?

Pound!

Why did you do that?

You talk too much.

Shut up!

A more respectful Hollow would have held off while I talk.

Who cares?

But never mind that.

Who are you?

What a stupid Hollow.

I'm a hero of justice, here to defeat you!

Konso Cop, Karakuraizer!

Ha!

Oh.