Jalsa (జల్సా)

In our nation, one in a Iakh peopIe owns a bungaIow

One in a thousand owns a car.

One in a hundred owns a computer.

But ever one of tow has a gun or a sickIe.

There are more opportunities to die than Iive.

My friend toId so

I can never forget what he toId his student..

..who had come to Iearn Kung Fu at him.

Not aIways it requires to kiII the opponent to win the battIe..

It'II be nice if he compIetes this sentence.

His name is Sanjay Sahu.

Come on, let's enjoy it!

JALSA

He consumes Iiquor ever Saturday and Sunday.

He drinks it on Monday with scare that he shouIdn't drink for remaining 5 days.

He drinks on Tuesday that it has passed.

He drinks on Wednesday, in the agony of that Saturday hasn't come..

He drinks on Thursday and Friday..

..out of shame that he boozes daiIy.

-So, he drinks Iiquor whoIe week. -Sir! The gIass has broken.

Henceforth keep steeI gIass. It won't break.

He has a bad habit aIong with drinking.

It's studying.

-He has done 3 Post Graduations aIready. -Greetings sir!

Present he is doing 4th PG.

What you are thinking is right.

-They both are in Iove. -Stop it.

-Are you sIeeping? -No.

How couId you sIeep in this tension?

I didn't sIeep.

Look! I am sending my aII forces on your father cIosing my eyes

-Come out. -Ok.

-The door is stuck. -What? Get down.

-The door Iock is Iocked. -Do it, no probIem.

Get down. No probIem.

Don't taIk too much.

-Ok. -He thinks you are an innocent.

-I won't open my mouth. -He thinks that you're arrogant.

Ok.

Indhu! You had it earIier. But now I am facing it.

-What? -Approving the groom.

Gosh! Is it him?

Hey..

Come.

-Can I sit here? -You don't Iack in aII these dignified taIk.

But you don't ask me to approve your Iove.

-It'II be disgusting if I ask you. -What?

How can I ask you to permit to Iove your daughter or eIope with her?

-Don't tr to taIk smart. -It'II be disgusting sir.

What quaIification do you have to marr with my daughter?

WeaIth or fame?

You have curIy hair aIone.

If you want, I'II change my hair styIe.

Even if you change your Iife styIe, I won't Iet my daughter marr you.

It's injustice sir.

Are you taking out the revoIver?

WiII you kiII this innocent because we feII in Iove?

You said you wiII eIope my daughter. How wiII you be an innocent?

Look at it!

Who is he, sir?

He is going to become my son-in-Iaw

What do I Iack?

Your height.

Your coIour. And your education.

Money is important than everything.

Money is important to Iive.

But it's wrong that money onIy is important.

-A house and a car are aIso required. -You..

-How much stipend you get for a month? -From Rs.3,500 to 4,000.

Is it a bus to go from here to there?

TeII correctIy. Rs. 3,500 or 4,000?

-3,500 rupees. -What?

3,500 rupees.

Do you know how much he gets?

One Iakh and fifty thousand rupees.

-For an year? -For a month!

Is he doing a job or bIack maiIing the owner?

He is a software engineer.

I am giving 1 crore rupee as dowr.

If you give me that 1 crore rupees..

..I'II Iend it out get you Rs.3 Iakh interest for a month.

Are you taking out another photo?

He Iooks ver handsome, sir!

-ReaIIy? -Yes sir.

-No doubt, he is first cIass. -Don't feeI shy to teII.

There's no doubt. Fix this aIIiance.

What did my dad say?

What did you say?

What shouId we do now?

You idiot!

Don't cr!

If anyone sees you, they think that you are cring for the bride.

Greetings sir!

Why have you come here?

We heard outside that food is good here.

That's why, my friends asked me..

..-to bring here. -Who is he uncIe?

Didn't I teII you that a guy Ioved Indhu? He is that guy.

Have you toId everything?

I have a doubt on you.

You may bIackmaiI her..

..when you need money.

Is it me?

If I want I'II ask her and take it. Why shouId I bIackmaiI her?

Dear! Reddy sir toId that he brings his chiIdren..

-You know him aIready, isn't it? Yes. -I too know her.

-Take us a photo. -ThuIasi dear! Bring the garIand. -Coming aunty.

ThuIasi madam! I'II take it.

PIease be seated. I'II come.

A IittIe more.

After 52 weeks this Iove stor got faiIed a girI entered his Iife

GirIs never come aIone.

Like sweat in summer..

Mud in Rainy season..

Mosquitoes in winter..

GirIs and rowdies come as undivided package.

What is this? Hefty Iadies are coming.

Why do they come to gym if they are sIim?

They'II tr into the movies.

Let us see who's comes out in next 5 minutes.

If it's a sIim girI she's mine. Yours, if it's otherwise.

Let's go for a drive.

Let's do it in the car. TeII me.

Stop.

,,it's not hot,

Road means it's not a road,,

lt's full of ups and downs,,

They are teasing us, sir.

Ask them not to disturb our song.

Are they your friends?

TaIk them and come fast.

I'II sit there and recoIIect my Iyrics.

You may join with us after we finish.

WiII we have the mood to rape them after we kiII him?

Run away.

Catch him. Don't Ieave him.

I feeI giddy

AII the Iiquor spiIIed out because of you.

Hey Chotu!

For how many years you have been Iearning from me?

-For how many years.. -For 5 years.

5 years, isn't it? What did I say you?

Didn't I teII you the guy whom you sIap shouIdn't get up?

-Did I teII you or not? -You toId.

Then why are you fighting Iike a chiId's pIay?

Hey fatso, come!

You come and show me how you hit him just now.

No probIem, show me.

There is a good communication among you. Hit me.

Not onIy the songs, even the fights are aIso romantic.

Remember onIy one thing.

We get Iike this rod rareIy Iike getting tickets for Chiranjeevi cinema.

We shouIdn't fight empty-handed because they're emptyhanded.

OnIy one concentration.

We have a rod in our hand and his head is there.

Our rod, his head.

If we hit them their head shouId break into pieces.

Do you know the use of the rain?

He and I onIy know that he pissed.

Do you know it? Take me to the house.

ln the windstorm,,

He Iooks handsome, isn't it?

GirIs Iook good in pharmacy.

Boys Iook good in physics.

Lecturers Iook good in maths.

You have come so far in haIf an hour..

..So it'II easy to you to count tiII the waII in 3 hours.

Is there a waII?

It won't be a difference whether the waII is there or not after you count to 1 Iakh

-What is your name? -Saroja.

Did you give 'sir' to your husband?

-I am not married yet, sir. -WiII you marr me?

Are you angr or gratefuI? You don't worr.

I won't give you hard works Iike them.

You seemed a sIim girI. It's ver easy.

Come and kiss me on my cheeks and go straight..

..there wiII be your cIassroom at right side.

-Study weII. -Kiss?

Don't you want? Ok, we'II do it so easiIy.

I'II come and kiss on your Iips..

..if you go straight, there wiII be your cIassroom at right side.

Study weII.

Who is he? He Iooks Iike sIim Chiranjeevi. How can he heIp us?

Seems he is in a romantic mood.

Where is he?

GirIs! Who is the guy from..

Look dear! You mind your business of your department.

It's our probIem.

We'II rag for fun, and rape seriousIy.

Why do you bother?

-Oh gosh! -Why shouId I bother?

If girIs get ragged they caII me for heIp

Who is he in between?

CaII the guy who ragged them.

-It is him onIy. -Is it him?

CaII me again when he gets up, I'II come and hit him again.

Look darIing! You don't worr.

Keep your romantic eyes up and go straightjumping with your feet..

..and turn right side, your cIassroom is there.

You'II get a degree if you study in Ieisure time.