The Office

Okay.

Breathe.

Work your core!

Come on.

How many is that?

Not counting the last one, 25.

Count the last one.

Okay, 25 and one girl pushup.

Oh, new record!

Okay. Oh!

What did you do today?

I made a sale.

Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt.

All right, that is the number to beat.

What do we get if we do them?

My respect.

Okay, I'll make it a little more interesting.

Anyone who does more than 25 pushups...

And one girl pushup.

...gets to go home.

(DWIGHT AND MICHAEL EXCLAIMING)

(DWIGHT AND MICHAEL LAUGHING)

I say "dance," they say "how high?"

Three, four...

Here we go. No, no, no, butt too high.

Disqualified!

What do we got? Creed, disqualified.

Oh, come on!

Nineteen.

I had a really hard workout this morning.

Oh, wow! That is adorable!

Ten. Yeah!

I'm betting one more.

Eleven.

Wow! Good.

Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!

All right. All right.

Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!

Well, it's not exactly fair.

He's got all this weight that's helping him go down.

Twenty-five! Come on!

One more! One more, Stanley! Yeah, come on! You can do it.

Come on, Stanley! Let's do it. Come on.

Go!

Yes!

Yes! Yeah!

Are you okay? Very nicely done.

Are you okay, Stanley?

Excuse me.

Wow.

All right, Papa Bear.

Hey!

Matt, right?

Hey, Oscar. You're here early.

No. I always come in at 7:00.

No you don't.

Well...

Hey, are you doing anything later tonight?

I don't know. I'm free.

If you hear of anything going on, let me know.

Yeah.

Yeah, we talked this morning,

and we talked at Christmas,

so a little momentum there.

Couple hours to kill before work.

Hey, what's up? Hey.

Nice office.

Thanks. It's cool.

So...

You know what we haven't done in a while?

Happy hour.

Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink.

Has that ever happened? Ever?

Didn't we? I think we did.

Want me to invite Matt?

Yeah, the whole gang. Matt included.

Look, just be straight with me, man.

You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me.

So, happy hour. Happy hour.

Just invite everybody.

My pleasure.

All right.

So, what do you think? Hmm.

I saw a new drink on TV I'd like to try.

I'll ask Bob.

Yeah. I love going to bars with Bob.

I tend to wear something low-cut,

get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats them up.

What?

A bunch of us are talking about happy hour.

I would love, love, love to go.

Only problem is,

Pam's at home with the baby and I think she wants a night in.

Oh, baloney. Good one.

Ring her up.

Absolutely. I'll do that right now.

I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing.

She gets me out of everything.

And I love her. I also love her very much.

So, some of the coworkers

were thinking of going out tonight, but I told them...

Yes! Yes, I would love to!

Knew it!

It's been so long since I've been with adults.

I'm so excited to see everybody.

Creed, Ryan. Oh, my God, Stanley!

Stanley's gonna be there. Yes! Oh, my God...

I did not see this coming.

Erin, I need you to fax this and get me a confirmation, pronto.

Are you going later?

Sure, if you are. Yes.

Talk to me that way again and I'll cut your face off.

Whoa!

We recently struck up a romantic relationship, and...

But we're kind of keeping it quiet for now,

'cause it's still kind of a new thing, it's a little delicate,

and we just don't want all the drama. Exactly.

Yeah, 'cause when everyone knows, it... (KNOCK ON WINDOW)

That's actually pretty funny, but in general, you know...

Quiet.

Hey, boss man. Yes.

A bunch of us are going to get some drinks. You in?

Ladies and gentlemen, it is quitting time.

I'm sorry, I meant later.

Okay. Yes. For happy hour?

Sure. No, I got that.

Trying to get a head count.

I am in!

All right.

Yes. It's a deal.

It's a deal.

Hey, I invited my friend Julie. Okay.

I want her to meet Michael.

Why?

They're both single. I have a sense they might...

You've been gone for a long time.

It is not that... Kevin!

Yeah!

How are you?

Oh, I missed you so much. Oh!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, when a new mom hears a baby cry,

her you-know-whats fill up with you know what,

and then her shirt gets, you know...

That would be funny.

Oh, wow. I cannot believe this is happening. This is everything I dreamed.

Oh, my God!

Hey!

Easy.

It's not a birthday, it's not a goodbye party.

Hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool

with one of her friends, and we need a fourth.

Sucks to be you.

Would you like to be our fourth?

That would be sublime.

All right.

So, the guy shows me the deck he's built,

and I'm like, "I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy,

"but this is just a porch without a roof."

It was ridiculous, man.

It was, like, you could maybe get two chairs on the thing.

Two lawn chairs.

Hey, Michael. Yes?

This is my friend Julie.

Hello. How are you? Hi.

What is a nice girl like you hanging out with these bums for?

There you go.

Julie laughs at everything.

So you work with Pam and Jim?

Oh, no, no. Pam and Jim work for me,

and if they win, they are fired.

I should hope not.

No. No. Not really. Not really. But they better not win.

Hey. Hey, Isabel, you made it.

Oh, my goodness! Of course.

You want to play pool?

I'm gonna do a lap, see if I know anyone. Okay.

And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper,

which I do not have the decency to repeat,

but trust me when I tell you that it...

Hold that thought.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't Isabel. Mmm-hmm.

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.

Ooh. I love repartee.

Do you?

Usually means there's a battle scene coming.

So what do you do?

I am an ESL teacher.

Really? Yeah.

See, I didn't think you could teach that.

I thought that was something you were born with.

What am I thinking right now?

Are you thinking that I said ESP?

Yes. I feel like an idiot. Awesome.

I was a little nervous when Pam told me he was her boss,