Mistress Kanan Is Devilishly Easy (カナン様はあくまでチョロい)

Kyougi Youji-san.

I've come for you.

You can't be here in Hell!

Please come with me.

Uhh...

Hey, you. Who are you?

Huh? It's me. Jeanne.

The slutty saint?!

It's true! I see the resemblance in her cowlick!

You seem awfully bright and focused.

She's lost that extra layer of blubber, too.

That is likely...

a result of this.

Soap?

After I descended to the human realm,

it was several months before I found Kyougi-san.

During that time, I was continually exposed to the impurities of mankind,

leading to an excess of filth building within my body.

However, now that I have bathed with soap for the first time since arriving,

the filth has all been washed away,

and I've returned to 100% pure, unsullied Jeanne!

You hadn't bathed in months?!

So that frizzy hair was because you hadn't washed it?!

Now, Kyougi-san, let us flee this hellhole at once!

If you remain in this foul place,

your body and spirit will be corrupted!

Don't go calling someone's home foul!

Now, now. Save the fighting for after breakfast.

Try some of Hell's famous Sinfully High- Calorie Super-Sweet Macaron Sandwich!

You dastardly devil,

trying to tempt me!

I'll have you know we saints from Heaven cannot be won over with bribery!

So sweet!

Oh, her fat returned.

What a decadent dish!

Even though I know I shouldn't, I can't stop eating it! I just can't!

Wait!

Are you trying to corrupt me again?!

There you are, great criminal Jeanne.

Head Maid?

I shall punish you on behalf of Lady Kanan.

Huh? Did I do something wrong?

Saint Jeanne!

For the crime of stealing Milady's underwear,

you shall be publicly executed!

Whaaaa?!

#10 MILCH'S BRATTY MEMORIES

I'm accused of p-p-panty theft?!

And the punishment is execution?!

What?

What?!

For those disrespectful enough to steal our beloved Lady Kanan's underwear,

the flames of Hell are too mild!

Why would you think I stole such a silly thing?!

"Silly thing"?

We're talking about Lady Kanan's underwear!

They're drool-worthy, you dunce!

Head Maid?

Last night, while Milady was bathing,

we went to collect everyone's clothes,

but we were unable to find Milady's underwear.

At that time, the only one out of the bath was you.

You're wearing them, aren't you?!

Lady Kanan's underwear!

I am not!

Lady Milch?

First a fat sow, now a suspected panty thief? Sucks to be you.

It wasn't me!

You gonna cry? It sure looks like you're gonna cry!

What a loser!

Just kill me!

Spare me this humiliation!

If that is your wish.

However, I'll have you return Milady's underwear first.

I said it wasn't me!

Wait...

This girl, Milch...

I saw you in the changing room yesterday, didn't I?

Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.

Welp, catch ya later, Piggy. Good luck.

Hey! Hold on a second!

You know something, don't you?!

I'm not letting you escape, sow!

My, my, my.

Th-This is kinda turning into a big deal, huh, Senpai?

Why are they getting so worked up over my underwear?!

I've got you cornered!

Now, spill everything you know!

Huh? What're we gonna do in the bathroom?

Oh, no!

The sow's about to have her way with me!

Just give up and come quietly!

Oww...

Huh?!

I'm stuck!

What a lame-ass!

Everyone, come look!

Come see the sow be humiliated!

No! Hey!

Please don't call people over!

If anyone sees me like this, my pride as a saint is good as gone!

What a shameful display, sow.

What are you even doing?

Wall butt!

They're staring at me!

I see you've decided to provide me with easy access to your pork rump.

My rump? Right here and now?!

P-Please, hold on a second!

Huh? Huh? Huh?!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

I'll be taking back Milady's underwear.

Hey, wait!

W-Wait... Seriously?

I didn't know you went commando.

Just kill me!

I forgot to bring any changes of underwear with me,

and I couldn't just wear someone else's, so I had no choice!

It's a fine kink to have.

That's not helping!

Just kill me already!

Oh, my. What won't the sow stoop to?

Why, you!

This is all your fault!

One day, I'll—

Pervert.

Just kill me!

Well, if the culprit isn't our bare-bottomed saint...

It's probably Milch.

Well, I guess if it was Milch...

How do you know?

That girl's been causing trouble for me for as long as I've known her.

She probably just wants to borrow her Onee-chan's things.

Isn't that cute?

Yes. She's a cute little sister.

But do you think that's why?

Maybe she just hates me.

Hey, why are you laughing?

Even if she causes trouble by taking your things, in the end, you let her have them.

You're a kind person, always caring for your little sister.

Huh?!

Wha?! Shut up!

Ow!

That's for getting cheeky!

Now hurry up and go find that girl!

R-Right!

Hmm... She told me to go find her,

but I don't actually have any idea where her little sister might be.

Well, well...

Might you be looking for me?

There you are!

Oh? Don't tell me I've gotten myself a stalker!

Oh, no! How scary!

No! I might be a pervert,

but I've never stalked anyone!

I'm harmless, I swear!

Huh?

Somebody save me!

There's a pervert on the loose!

No, wait!

Please listen to me! You have it all wrong!

It's a pervert!

Don't let the lower life form escape!

Kill him!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Thank you very much!

I gotta find somewhere to hide!

Where did he go?!

Phew. I should be safe in here...

Hey!

I bet the maids must be stringing him up by now.

What a loser.

Good thing no one will ever find this room.

After all, it's my secret—

Oww!

Oh, sweet. I found the little sister.

What are you doing in my room, Piggy?!

Huh? Where am I?

Get out of here!

I'll tell Onee-sama that you forced your way into a young girl's room!

Ow.

I-If you don't get out, uhh...

I-I'll say you got rough and assaulted me!

Is this your room?

Onee-sama will hate you for that! She'll rip you to shreds!

It'll be game over for you, Piggy!

Loser! What a loser!

This room...

You're ignoring me?!

Hey, listen!

And quit looking around!

This is all... Kanan-senpai merchandise?

KANAN

ONEE-SAMA

Maybe she just hates me.

Rather than hating Senpai...

Yeah, yeah, nothing to see here!

You really love her, don't you?!

WELL, THIS JUST WON'T DO.

WHAT A LOSER!

PLEASE PUT MY PANTS BACK ON.