South Park

Okay, children, let's take our seats!

Good morning, kids. So great to see you!

I know it's always a little hard coming back from a break.

You know, you know, we've had a few distractions

but let's just pick up where we left off.

Kids, over this last break, I met somebody.

And, uh, I'm pretty excited.

And, uh, we've been really enjoying

each other's company, and, you know, things got physical.

His name is Rick, and, uh, well, anyway,

I really wanted you to meet him, just...

You know he's a... He's a little nervous,

so just be cool, okay?

Come on, Rick.

Oh, come on, you big silly, they're not gonna bite you.

Class...

this is Rick.

Now, look, we're not gettin' married tomorrow or anything.

We're just enjoying each other's company

and... seeing where this whole thing takes us.

This is really awkward.

I-I told you I thought this was a bad idea.

He's very shy,

but I wanted you kids to know that he treats me really well.

Way better than that narcissistic psychopath Marcus!

I-I should be going.

Okay, okay, well, you're gonna come pick me up after school?

Yeah, yeah, you're done at 4:00?

I'll be ready like 3:30.

They like you.

They do! No, that's just them being them.

Okay, text me at lunch!

Bye Ri-i-i-i-ck!

Oh, shit, it's Marcus! Should I answer it?!

I have to answer it. He's gonna suspect something.

Just keep quiet about Rick! Don't say anything!

H-Hey, Marcus. What's up?

No.

No.

I'm in the classroom with the kids.

Aren't... Aren't I, kids?!

O-Okay, you couldn't really hear them, but I'm with the kids.

No.

Who's Rick?

We've never heard of Rick, have we, kids?!

Will you ****ing say something!

Marcus, Marcus, I really don't... why?!

Fine! Go ahead!

That's fi-fine! Okay, geez!

Well, nice going, kids.

What is wrong with you?!

You don't listen,

and you blatantly go against my direction!

What's going on here, students?

I ask them for a response, and nothing!

First they just sit there when I need their focus

- and their energy and when I ask them for... - Hey!

You kids know that these teachers

are doing their very best for your benefit?!

I don't know how much more I can take of this.

I am sick and tired of students thinking

they can walk all over their teachers

who gave you everything they've got!

I've got enough problems as it is.

I tell you what else.

This Friday, for pajama day at school,

this class does not get to wear their pajamas.

- What?! - What'd he say?!

You heard me. No pajama day for this class.

Now maybe you'll remember to have some respect

for your teacher!

This is bullshit!

They can't take our pajamas from us!

Who does the principal think he is?!

After everything we've been through the past couple years,

they're gonna take pajama day from us, too.

We didn't even do anything wrong!

We didn't do ****ing anything wrong!

We keep not doing anything wrong,

and we keep getting ****ed!

Guess that's just part of being a kid these days..

Yup

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. We are not going to just stand for this?!

What else can we do, brah?

Brah, we can have some Goddamn balls.

What does Matt Damon say on that Bitcoin commercial?

- Fortune favors the brave. - My dad said

he listened to Matt Damon and lost all his money.

Yes, everyone did. But they were brave in doing so.

We have to stand up for ourselves, you guys.

I say we go right to the principal's office

and tell him what's up, brah.

Yeah.

Some kids want to speak with you about pajama day.

Alright, send 'em in.

Mr. Principal, sir,

can we please wear our pajamas on pajama day?

I'm sorry, ladies.

I have made a decision, and I'm sticking to it.

Mr. Principal, we really didn't do anything wrong.

I appreciate your sentiment, but as principal of the school,

it's my job to make decisions

and stand by them to maintain order.

Do you know how long we've waited for pajama day?!

You can't force us to wear normal clothes!

What is this, Nazi Germany?!

Hey! How many times have I told you kids

not to bring up Nazi Germany

when you don't get something you want?!

You're a fascist!

- Get out! - You're a fascist,

and this whole school stinks of Nazis!

I can't believe the things these students say sometimes.

You better quit while you're ahead.

What?

You don't understand how important pajama day is to kids.

It's like the Met Gala for children.

If I change my mind now, I look weak.

Mkay... But I don't think

this is gonna end up the way you want it to.

Hey, look! It's Eric Cartman!

Eric! Eric!

It's okay! What's wrong?

Oh, God!

I-I was at the school and it... it was pajama day

and I... And I didn't have pajamas on

and then I died!

- And then I died! - Shh! Eric!

Eric, it's okay, sweetie. Shh.

Yes hello, Ms. Cartman.

This is the school principal returning your call. What can I do for you?

Uh, yes, I understand that you told my child

that he isn't allowed to wear pajamas this Friday?

What is this, Nazi Germany?

Your son is part of a class

that lost their pajama-day privilege, correct.

Well, I'm sorry, but I don't think it's safe

for Eric to not wear his pajamas on pajama day.

He could die.

Well, I've already made my decision, and it's final.

Well, I'm not really sure where you get off

telling me what my son can and can't wear.

What do you think about that?

Yeah, get him, Mom!

Tell him to **** off!

In fact, I think you can **** off.

Ms. Cartman if you are worried about your son's safety,

then perhaps you should just keep him home for pajama day.

Uh, I can just keep him home on pajama day?

No, I can't stay home because you have to go to work

because ****ing Matt Damon told you fortune favors the brave

and now you lost all your ****ing money!

Matt Damon told me fortune favors the brave,

and I lost all my ****ing money!

I'm sorry?

I am going rally all the parents,

and I am going to the press!

If my son can't wear his pajamas to school,

then no kids are going to wear their pajamas to school!

****, yes, Mom, that was ****ing sweet!

Wait, no, I want to wear my ****ing pajamas to school!

You ****ed it up, Mom!

Tom, guten tag and Heil Hitler.

Apparently, we are living in Nazi Germany.

The elementary school behind me is telling some students

they can't wear their pajamas to pajama day.

The principal of the school says the students

are being reprimanded for bad behavior.

But many parents are left wondering...

Speaks German...

The school's mandate has caused a backlash

with members of the community

who are now wearing their pajamas to work in protest!

Pajama time!

Whoo!

Pajama time!