Grave Encounters 2

Hey guys, we're on the October 30th DVD update,

and the next film I want to talk about is Grave Encounters.

Grave Encounters.

Grave Encounters?

Grave Encounters!

So someone follows a bunch of ghost hunters filming

a new reality TV show, to which leads them

to an abandoned mental hospital in the search of the unknown.

Turns out to be a lot more realistic than they had hoped for.

They run into grave encounters.

The effects are well done.

The camera work is terrible.

The only downfall with the film, and, and it's a big one: not a lot of scares.

It's fuckin' scary!

It's fucking...horrible!

You're watching it, and it just twists with your mind.

And there's some pretty freaky shit in there,

with people's faces being all out of WHEOOO!

I can't tell if that shit is real.

That shit is scary!

That's some scary shit!

This thing creeped me out so bad, I'm not lying here,

so bad I was like creeped to sh...like serious.

The ending.

I need to talk about the ending, because this ending was one of the worst fuckin' endings

I have ever seen in my life.

I think I'm going to give this film Grave Encounters a pass...one skull out of four.

I believe that's it for this week.

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Thank you for watching...and Happy Halloween!

Whoa, whoa!

- Where you guys going? - Wouldn't you like to know.

- Ah, lucky! - Hey, give me your number!

Look at me, motherfucker!

Hah, hah!

Oh my God, he ha ha,Tessa.

- Tap that ass, baby! - Fuck off Trevor.

Isn't there some freshman you can go grope here?

I hope so.

I know you don't like dick, but c'mon, you gotta be willing to make an exception.

How you doin'? Is he gay or what?

Happy Halloween!

Oh, my God! That's awesome... r...wha...er...

You want to make out with a Greek god? Yeah.

So are you Michael from Thriller or are you dead Michael over here?

Oh, I'm dead Michael, baby. Wooo!

Where the children at? Aaaah!

Give me some more.

Wait, you're rolling up in here with this little piece of shit?

Oh, woh, woh, woh, alright?

My, my camera may be small, right, but my Thor has a mighty big hammer dick,

unlike yours, tiny eight.

Yeah, baby!

Hah, ha, ha.

What have we got over here?

Oh, my God.

Jennifer!

....When am I not filming? - Where's Alex?

- I dunno know. - Is he here?

- Did he come with you? - He did not come with me.

Wow, I was really looking forward to seeing him tonight.

Do you wanna make out?

I'm in.

I'll take a rain check. You should keep drinking, though.

It'll taste better. Ah,ha ha.

Back at the dorms.

Shit! Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Ahh!

Learn to fucking knock, bro!

Get that fucking camera out of my face. There's a fuckin' rager going on at Beta Alpha Kapa...

and you're here jacking off!

Are you kidding me?

There's a real pussy out there waiting for you, man. Jen wants your body, bro.

Jennifer's there?

Like I said, she's lookin' good.

Not as good as this, but...pretty good.

I don't have a fuckin' costume, so I can't go.

Wrong! You do have a costume.

I have one left over from Frosh Week.

No. I'm not fucking...I'm not fucking wearing this!

- Ah, you are wearing this. - I'm not fucking wearing this.

- It's Halloween. - I am not...No...absolutely fucking not.

I cannot believe you let me talk me into this.

Hee, hee, seriously!

- Your ass is banging, dude. - Look at this.

Fuck off, dude.

I'm not going out in public like this.

- Hey Trev! Buddy! - All right, my man!

You should listen, listen to this.

Fuckin' no class in the horror genre anymore.

No class. I'm telling you. It's all just quick cuts...

...and giant lens flares.

CGI. They need to go back to using models...

- and make up effects. - Yes! I am...

- Yes, they do. - ...in total agreement with you.

- You're so right, Alex. You're so smart. - It's the old school. The old school way.

Oh, I am on the same page with you.

Carpenter, Craven...

Where the fuck are those guys in our generation?

Where the fuck are you?

This film school fuck's the next Craven.

- Who? - None of them.

I'll tell you where they are.

Right here brother.

Speech!

My name is Alex Wright.

Future motherfucking genius, baby!

Alex Wright's got an announcement, ladies and gentlemen...

I am going to make a horror film...

...that will reinvent the genre!

- Yeah, you are! - You know it.

I know it. It is going to be artistic.

It's going to have...vision.

'Cause I'm a fuckin' visionary! And I'm allowed to say shit like that.

Party on, motherfuckers!

Ahhhhh, that's glorious.

Sleeping Beauty...

Rise and shine, bitch!

Mhhh.

How you feeling, big guy?

Look at you.

Who's your friend?

Fuck!

You might want to check your timeline.

Why?

I mean, theres some pretty racy photos of you on there from last night.

What did you do?

Just tell me what the hell you did.

Keep looking.

You'll see it.

- Ah...ah, there's a sexy one. - Looks like he's grabbing my tits.

Well, there's the thing.

Why the hell would you let me drink a whole thing of tequila?

You took it from me and wouldn't give it back.

- Who the hell is this dude? - No idea.

Jared's a horndog.

Really drunk.

He teabagged you, hmgh.

What the fuck, man. Why the fuck would you put that up?

- Take it down! - No, no, no, no. Look, look.

I even tagged it. Look, I said "my balls."

- I don't give a shit. - It's a fucking YouTube sensation.

It's got fucking 26 likes, man. My balls are gonna go viral, baby.

- You fuckin' kidding me? - Group shot.

Mwahh!

Not one fucking person tried to fucking help me?

They were very...Dude, it was still you. You were the center of attention, man.

- You were practically a star. - I'm untagging myself.

I'm untagging myself.

Fuck you.

Hi, do you guys know where I can find, ah, weed?

Marijuana?

Yo, dude. I'm looking for weed.

It's my doc assignment:

High times in film school.

All right.

What are you doing?

Just, ah, checking for comments on my reviews.

You're such a nerd.

Whatever, man.

My reviews are a good way to get my name out there.

Check it out.

I got a video response.

It's a guy from the film I just reviewed, 'Grave Encounters'.

Weird though, I don't remember this scene being in it.

Well, who sent the video?

Ah, Death Awaits.

Death Awaits.

Message Death Awaits.

Find out where he got the video.

Boom, problem solved.

Can we please go get some tacos?

Gary!

Gary, stop. That's enough!

Don't be such a tease, Stacy.

You know you like it.

Gary!

Gary!

Stop!!

Ow!

You bitch!

Look, I know it's been exactly a year ago tonight that your father disappeared,

but you need to move on, already.

Awh, awh!

That fucking tease!

Hello?

Who's out there?

Whoever's doing this, it's not funny anymore!

Gary!

C'mon, what is taking so long?

Oh, c'mon!

Gary, Gary, ah, I'm sorry.

Ah, okay, lets...let's just go.

I'm cold.

Gary?

NOOOOOOOOO!

And...cut!

- Cut! That was money. - Top take two. Mark.