Ghostbusters II

Here, you can take this ticket!

You can have this ticket and keep it! I'm not paying that ticket!

Jesus! Why don't you watch where you're going!

Then I want you to go down to the cellar...

...and check the water under the boiler. I want that done today!

- Could you do that? - Would you give me a hand?

I ain't the doorman, Ms. Barrett, I'm the building superintendent.

You're also a human being.

It's not my job, but what the hell, I'll do you a favor.

When are you gonna fix the radiator in the baby's room?

- You know, I asked you last week. - Didn't I do that?

Well, it's getting really cold in there. I...

Okay, well, it's no problem.

Hey!

Hey, stop that carriage!

- Stop! - Get it!

That's my baby!

Watch out!

Jesus!

Oscar, watch out!

My God!

Please!

Stop that carriage!

- How many of them are there? - 14. They're in here.

I hope you can handle it. It's been like a nightmare.

- How big are they? - 4 feet.

Hey, kids, listen up! Listen up! Look who's here!

Hey!

How you doing, kids?

I thought it was gonna be He-Man.

- Yeah. - Hey, hey, I know.

Why don't we all sit down and we'll have fun.

Yeah!

You know, my dad says you guys are full of crap.

- Jason. - Some people have trouble...

...believing in the paranormal. - No, he says you're full of crap...

...and that's why you're out of business.

Song.

Come on, everybody!

There's something strange In the neighbourhood

Who you gonna call?

- He-Man! - He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!

And it don't look good

- Let's go get a beer, all right? - Yeah.

- Thank you. Call anytime. - Bye.

Look, that's it. I've had it, Ray.

- No more parties. - Here's your share.

I'm tired of taking abuse from overprivileged 9-year-olds.

I know, Z, but we can't quit now. The holidays are coming up.

- It's our best season. - Ray.

Man, face it. Ghostbusters doesn't exist.

A year from now, those kids won't even remember who we are.

Ungrateful little yuppie larvae. After all we did for this city.

Yeah, we conjured up a 100-foot marshmallow man...

...blew the top three floors off an uptown high-rise...

...ended up getting sued by every state, county...

...and city agency in New York.

Yeah, but what a ride.

- Right out into the middle of traffic and I started really running after it.

And then it just suddenly stopped, right in the middle of the street.

And did anyone else see this happen?

Well, sure, hundreds of people.

Egon, I didn't imagine this.

I'm not saying you did. In science, we look for the simplest explanation.

- We're ready. - Good.

We'll start with the negative calibration.

- What are you working on, Egon? - Trying to determine...

...whether human emotions affect the physical environment.

It's a theory Ray and I had when we were still Ghostbusters.

Can they see us?

No. They think they're here for marriage counseling.

We kept them waiting for over two hours.

I've been increasing the temperature in the room.

It's up to 95 degrees at the moment.

Now my assistant has asked them...

...if they'd mind waiting another half-hour.

Good. Very good.

Very, very nice.

- So, Egon, what do you think? - Excellent. Just excellent.

Do the happiness index next.

I mean about the carriage.

Well, I'd like to bring Ray in on this, if you don't mind.

Sure. Whatever you think.

But not Venkman.

Oh, no.

- Do you ever see him? - Occasionally.

- How is he these days? - Peter?

Well, he was borderline for a while.

Then he crossed the border.

Does he ever mention me?

No.

Well, we... We didn't part on very good terms.

And then we sort of lost track of each other after I got married.

- We're ready for the affection test. - Send in the puppy.

I thought of getting in touch with him after my marriage ended, but...

Isn't that sweet?

I appreciate your doing this.

Try not to worry.

Here's my phone number. You'll call me?

Yes.

I'd rather you didn't mention any of this to Peter.

No, I won't. I won't.

Thanks.

Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.

This... Gee, I don't know...

father encouraged...

Hi. Welcome back to World of the Psychic.

I'm Peter Venkman.

I'm chatting with my guest. Author, lecturer and psychic...

...Milton Angland. Milt, your new book is called The End of the World.

Now, can you tell us when it's gonna be...

...or do we have to buy the book?

Well, I predict that the world will end...

...at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

This year?

Well, that's cutting it a little bit close, isn't it? I mean...

Just from a sales point of view, your book is just coming out...

...you're not gonna see any paperback sales for a year.

It'll be another year before you know if you've got mini-series...

...or Movie of the Week possibilities. Just devil's advocate, Milty.

I mean, shouldn't you have said "The world's gonna end in 1992"?

- Wait a minute. This is... - Or better yet, 1994.

This is not just some money-making scheme, all right?

I have a strong psychic belief...

...that the world will end...

...on New Year's Eve.

- For your sake, I hope you're right. - Thank you.

Okay, but I think my other guest may disagree with you.

Elaine.

Now, you had another date in mind.

According to my source...

...the end of the world will be on February 14th in the year 2016.

Valentine's Day.

Bummer.

Where'd you get your date, Elaine?

I received this information from an alien.

As I told my husband...

...it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn.

I was having a drink at the bar, alone...

...and this alien approached me.

He started talking to me. He bought me a drink.

And then I think he must have used some kind of a ray...

...or a mind-control device...

...because he forced me to follow him to his room.

And that's where...

...he told me about the end of the world.

So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?

It might've been a room on the spacecraft...

...made up to look like a room at the Holiday Inn.

I can't be sure about that, Peter.

Of course not. And that is the whole problem with aliens...

...is you just can't trust them.

Occasionally you meet a nice one: Starman, E.T.

But usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard!

That's all the time we've got for this week on the show.

Next week, though...

Give me Ira. Hairless pets.

Weird. Until then...

...this is Peter Venkman, saying:

See you then. Bye.

Where do you find these people?

What about the telekinetic guy who bends spoons?

He canceled. This is the best we could do at short notice.

No respected psychic will do the show.

- They think you're a fraud. - I am a fraud.

Mr. Mayor. Lenny. Lenny!

- Pete Venkman. - Can I help you?

Yeah, get your hand off me.

I'm an old friend. I wanna say hello, give him a kiss.

I'm Jack Hardemeyer, I'm the mayor's assistant. I know who you are.

I just don't see any ghosts anywhere.

That's why I wanted to talk to His Highness.

We did a little job for the city and got stiffed on the bill...

...by some bureaucratic bookworm like yourself.

You stay away from the mayor. He's running for governor next fall.

And we don't need him associated with two-bit frauds...

...and publicity hounds like you and your friends.

You know, I'm a voter.

Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?

All right, yes. Now, I want you to put the Vigo in the arch.

Under the arch there.

Everything you're doing is bad.

I want you to know this.

You be careful there, all right?

No one listens to me.

Well, Dana, how are you doing?

- How's this Bonington coming? - It's coming along fine.

This mixture you gave me is working really well.

Yes? Well, I make pretty good cocktails, don't I?

Yes, you're doing really...

...quite good work there. - Thank you.

It won't be long before you can assist me in...

...more important restoration.

Just a... A white thing.

Well, thank you, Dr. Poha.

- Janosz. - Janosz.

I've enjoyed working here...

...but now that my baby's older, I'm gonna try to go back to orchestra.

I'm sorry to hear that you will not... Be not here.

Well, could I say goodbye?