Lilo & Stitch

We have apprehended

a dangerous threat in one of our very own labs.

- - Quiet!

We believe that this... this monstrosity...

- -

...is the product of illegal genetic experimentation.

What deranged lunatic would create something like this?

I prefer "deranged genius,"

but thank you for the introduction.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba, you were tasked

with safely studying biological threats,

not creating them.

A threat?

- Experiment 626... -

...is our federation’s most sophisticated weapon.

- -

626 is unstoppable.

Indestructible.

And smarter than 100 supercomputers.

- - I don’t wanna play anymore!

It’s an atrocity!

- Destroy it! - I can’t even look at him.

He should be exiled.

Silence!

He did not ask to be created.

Perhaps, if he is so intelligent,

he has the capacity to reason.

Experiment 626, show us

that there is something inside you

that is good.

So naughty.

Throwing up. Throwing up.

I did not teach him that.

You have made our decision easy.

He is clearly the flawed product of a deranged mind.

Dr. Jookiba, your lab will be destroyed.

Okay. Just leave me 626.

And 626 exiled.

Oh, come on!

- Bailiff. - Wait.

No, no, no, no! You can’t do that.

No!

Huh?

- - Don’t get any ideas.

These guns are locked on your genetic signature.

They’re not gonna shoot anyone but you.

Hmm. Oh.

Knock it off! Federation strictly forbids being gross.

Don’t make me say it-- Ew!

Uh-oh.

- - Where is he?

He’s loose on Deck C.

Now heading for the hull.

What?

He’s trying to find the police...

[laughs, blows raspberry, chuckles]

...cruisers.

He, uh... He took the red one.

Fire at will!

He’s in hyperspace.

Where will he exit?

In 12 hours, we project he will collide

with a planet called "E-arth."

That’s a planet full of water.

Water increases his molecular density.

Uh...

He’ll become heavy and drown.

Oh!

So I think we can all say farewell to 62...

You’re kidding.

- -

Oh, what a pickle we’ve got here!

If only there was a brilliant genius around

to help you catch that monster.

You! You’re the reason we’re in this mess.

And I could get you out of it.

If you release me and give me back my lab.

Nonsense. We’ll simply vaporize the planet. Captain.

Armed and ready, Councilwoman.

Hold it! Hold everything!

Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Pardon me.

You can’t destroy the planet!

Aw, man.

Uh, who’s this?

Agent Pleakley. Earth expert at your service.

Howdy.

"Earth expert"?

I’m an expert in that planet’s flora, fauna and fashion.

Yeah, this outfit screams "expert."

Yeah. I’m researching an Earth species

that’s half-cow and half-boy.

- It’s quite fascinating-- - Yes, marvelous.

What’s your point?

Oh, uh, Earth is a protected wildlife reserve.

We’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population.

Crikey. Very well.

Dr. Jookiba, you will travel to Earth, where you will

capture the escaped lab experiment known as 626.

Agent Pleakley, you will be going with him.

You are deputized to ensure he follows Federation rules.

What? I don’t need a babysitter.

This is all very dangerous, and it’s likely you’ll die.

Do you accept?

With every heart in my body, of course I accept!

I’m going to Earth! Hey, everyone!

- If I may... - Thank you, thank you.

- Can I hug you? - No.

- Can I hug-- - No.

Sorry. Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman?

- That’s not going to happen. - Of course. My apologies.

I do not need supervision. You have asked...

Permission to hug my new partner?

Brilliant. Permission granted.

So what I’m just trying to say is, I--

It would just be better if I went by myself.

Do not let the Earthlings discover your mission,

or I will be forced to intervene.

This is a dream vacay.

I have so much packing to do!

Well, well, well, 626.

What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs?

Let’s go snorkeling later.

Yeah, that’s a great idea.

I know, right? So cool. They have the best sandwiches.

Are you supposed to be here?

I’m in town for the convention.

Cool.

You’re free! Go, go! Live your lives!

No, no, no! No! Lilo.

Not again.

They deserve to be free!

Lilo!

I’m gonna have to talk to Nani about this.

Sorry! Sorry, sorry. Sorry.

Hey, Jimmy’s Luau. Hey, brother.

- Go, go. Hurry. - Sorry.

Hey. You’re gonna be late.

Yeah.

Where is she? She’s always late.

Has anyone seen Lilo?

Lilo, thank goodness.

I thought you were gonna be on time today.

I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.

Is Pudge a friend in need?

He’s a fish. I forgot to tell you that.

So, you’re late because you fed a sandwich to a fish?

Yeah. Pudge controls the weather.

She’s so weird.

Lilo, honey, come on.

Get dressed, honey.

Oh, guys, look.

I got a friendship bracelet too.

That’s not a friendship bracelet.

Ew, garbage girl puts garbage on her arm.

Girls, hamau. Ho’omakaukau.

Come on.

You know, silly,

it’s not a friendship bracelet if you don’t have any friends.

Girls, girls, girls. Hui! Kulikuli.

Stand in line. Get ready.

No, no, no.

Okay, not today.

She’s not coming.

- -

- Kumu! - Who’s her parents?

Girls, go.

She acts up all the time.

Somebody needs to look after her.

She’s always causing trouble.

She’s just not a good fit.

Kumu, where is her sister? That’s the real question here.

It’s a delicate home situation for Lilo.

She’s not a bad kid. She just needs--

I don’t know, Kumu.

I just don’t know.

She disrupts the class

and ruined today’s performance.

Lilo? Can you please open the door?

Read the note!

I’m sorry I missed your performance.

- Papa’s truck died. - Blah, blah. Wow!

That must be so stressful for you.

How about you just leave me alone to die?

No, no, no. Not now, not now.

The social worker is here. You can pout later, Lilo.

That’s not how pouting works.

Lilo, open the door.

I can’t hear you. It’s really weird.

Open the door or I’m breaking it down!

Hey, what is wrong with you?