The Hayseed

THE HAYSEED

At the General Store.

GRIMES GENERAL STORE DON'T GO TO THE CITY TO BE CHEATED-BUY HERE NO END TO OUR PRETZELS

Sole sales clerk and groom.

Fatty is responsible for the ultra-rapid mail service.

POST OFFICE

"Oops!"

Molly, Fatty's girlfriend.

The smitten mail man delivers Molly's letters by hand.

"I bet it's a love letter."

"You count while I hide, honey."

The Sheriff, Fatty's rival.

"Please be seated fine lady, I must issue a summons for your heart."

"Take the nag back to the stables."

"This letter has a declared value of $300."

"Would you cut me a piece of Swiss cheese?"

"I'd like it best with lots of holes."

Fatty's rival is unusually interested in the valuable letter.

"Caught you! I saw what you did."

"And not one word, or I'll kill you."

An adored customer.

"If you were really nice, you'd give me a ring like that one."

A discreet way of taking a loved one's finger size.

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