Going Wonkers

Hey, Dad, did you--

Oh, no.

You're the last person

You got me a new car?

I love it!

And it's freshly waxed.

Listen, honey,

I know, I know,

You just love me so much

Oh, thank you, thank you,

Oh, uh, Phoebe.

The car is for your mom.

Then why did you say

I was the last person

Because I'm surprising her

and, well, you know.

Uh, no, I don't know.

You're not great

What?

Me, not great

Mom, do you know what Dad's

He's keeping it a secret.

Well, I can tell you

It's definitely not a watch.

That was five years ago

I can totally handle

Hey, how's your

Dad's taking you

for your anniversary dinner.

And that was 20 minutes ago.

But I've learned

I haven't even mentioned

may have a point.

I'm begging you.

This is the big one.

Please don't spoil the surprise.

I won't.

She's gonna love it.

Well, the minivan was

and we needed a new car anyway.

Figured I might as well kill

You might want to leave

Not very romantic.

Well, this is.

You wrote Mom a poem?

Oh, I can't wait to tell her.

Not tell her.

No telly.

Hey, guys.

Stop asking.

much.

This cartoon doesn't even

Does anyone over two

Mom, I'm so sorry I ruined

But I can assure you

no more surprises

Just the dinner.

Zip, zilch, nada.

Okay, well, let's go now.

Hey, Thundermans.

How are my favorite cousins?

Kids, this is

we were telling you about--

the All-American Blob's

before he passed away.

Oh, right, the lucky sucker

Oh, kids.

I don't know where they

From you, Dad.

Cousin Blobbin, are you

Uh, yeah.

What else am I supposed to do

with all this money

Hold on,

Hmm.

Uh, hi, I'm Max,

of Christmas and birthday gifts.

Double it.

We're twins.

Blobbin,

oh, but we have

That's why I'm calling.

Happy anniversary!

Aw, you remembered.

How sweet of you.

We're family.

Remember,

I mean anything, give me a call.

And you know what I'll say?

This sounds like

Yeah, little guy

Well, thanks for calling,

You got it.

I love you, Hank.

Okay, thanks again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You can't leave a guy hanging

You got to say it back.

Oh, hate to go, but we've got

See ya.

You got to say it.

All right, kids,

Okay, drive carefully.

We only have one car.

Okay, let's go.

You have a serious problem.

Phoebe knows something.

Don't worry.

I know how to make her talk.

Tell us what you know,

This is your unicorn.

Don't hurt Larry.

Come on, Phoebe,

Never.

There's a cat in a bag

we should let it out.

All right, Phoebe,

This is your math homework

Don't think I won't hit send.

Gosh, Max,

For Pho-bee Tinderman.

You spelled my name wrong.

Then you'll flunk

In three, two, one--

Dad bought mom a new car!

New car?

Sweet!

Guys, I'm worried

Stupid minivan

Oh, I'm so over that car...

and these heels.

Well,

as long as I'm with you--

where'd you go?

Don't worry,

better.

I reserved our favorite table.

Oh, you got us the romantic

Giddyup, little doggy.

Hiyah!

Hi

Can I help you?

Hi, Thunderman

Sure.

Oh, sorry.

We had to give your table

Aw.

It's okay, Barb.

It's a special night,

and we deserve

It's a 90-minute wait.

We'll take anything

Yeah.

Okay, guys,

Everybody out.

Cool it, Pheebs.

We're just soaking up

Oh, yeah, that's new.

Seriously, I promised Dad

And how's that going?

Dad was right.

Billy's getting a skateboard

Yay!

Please, get out of the car.

Guys, listen to Phoebe.

Thank you.

They got to help me

into a rocket car.

This is not gonna be

Nora, pass the mustard.

Chili dogs in the new car?

Why are you eating chili dogs

'Cause I didn't want

Get out of there right now

I think she's talking to you.

What do you want from me?

I'm eight.

I'm older.

What did I just tell you?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?

Happy anniversary, honey.

Oh.

Do you want to wait

Doesn't matter where I sit.

As long as I'm across from you

looking into

Or one eye.

Just one eye is good.