YOLO Crystal Fantasy (YOLO)

Welcome to a new season of YOLO.

I hope you enjoy some fun, interesting cartoons. Thank you.

What do you think of my festy outfit, Sarah?

Do I look hot?

Absolutely, babe. You look like the festival queen.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking hot bitch.

I can't believe this is my first festival.

Happy to break your festival hymen, Sarah.

And you'll get to see Blurp, my favourite band in the whole world.

I'm a little nervous, though. Aren't people at festivals cool?

- I don't feel cool. - You'll be fine.

Maybe if it was old basic Sarah you wouldn't fit in,

but new Sarah will be alright.

You're, like, kind of different these days, right?

Cool, yeah, I get ya. Well, I'll try my hardest to be cool.

Now let's go to the Wollongong Gong-Fest fest and have so much fun.

- That's a lovely lemon cake, isn't it? - Oh, yes, isn't it?

Such a lovely lemon cake.

That's a lovely lemon cake, don't you think?

Oh, yes, it's lovely, isn't it? Lovely lemon cake.

I already said that.

Dad, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Just had an operation.

My daughter just falls down like that sometimes.

I'm not attracted to my daughter and her best friend.

Come on, who do you think I am?

You girls look very glamorous. Where are you going?

We're going to the Gong-Fest musical festival.

Gong-Fest?

There's evil spirits there.

What? Really?

No, we're just stuffing with you.

Blurp's headlining.

Oh, yeah, I know Blurp.

I sometimes spin their records on my radio show at Quadruple J.

I didn't know you had a radio show.

Yeah, I do a bunch of odd jobs. I'm like Batman.

There's plenty of food in the house. Just have a banana.

Anyway, I can give you a lift to the festival on my lawnmower if you want.

- Oh, thanks, Dad. - Oh, fine. No, I won't do it then.

Don't worry about it. Wait, did you say yes?

- Yeah, a ride would be good. - Alright, let's do it.

Have fun at the music festival, you feisty rats.

Rock'n'roll!

Oh my God, everyone looks so hip and stylish.

Am I walking okay?

What should I do with my arms while I walk so I can fit in more? Is this weird?

Alright, Sarah, let's talk a little bit about that stuff.

Because this is your first festival, I'll give you a rundown of the basics.

You've got your glitter tent, booth tent, merch tent, find-yourself-workshop tent.

You've got the bottle of water on the ground over there.

A mini stage, but people don't really care about that one.

And of course, the main attraction, the main stage,

where we're gonna go see the best bands in Australia right now.

Like, blurb!

Let's go!

Sarah? Rachel? I'm so sorry that you ran into my body.

Oh, hi Lucas. Oh yeah, I forgot, you look different now.

Yes, because of the recent events,

I am now normal Lucas and I hope we can all be friends.

- Let's all enjoy the festival. - Get out of our way!

Classic Rachel. No worries, have fun you two.

Watch it! Oh, thanks.

- Yeah, what up? Coming through, fam! - Sarah, stop.

Hello, Gong-Fest!

Let's give it up for the new hot Quadruple J band of the moment, Blurb!

We're Blurb, and this song is called Blurb.

Fuck late stage capitalism and fuck you, Cynthia!

You broke my fucking heart!

Thank you everybody, you were wonderful. Good bye!

That was pretty interesting music. I liked that.

I want to go backstage and meet Captain Blurb and the rest of the Blurb members.

What? Is that really possible?

Yeah, just show your tits. Get you in anywhere. Look, I'll show you.

- You girls can't be here. - Check these out.

- See? Works every time. - Oh, yeah, okay.

I demand my hot cross buns!

But Captain Blurb, it's not Easter.

There's none available right now, because it's not Easter.

Oh, yeah, that's fair enough. I'll just get a water instead, if that's okay.

Certainly, sir.

Who are you two girls?

We're Rachel and Sarah, the best power duo besties in New South Wales.

And I just wanted to meet you, because I love Blurb!

Yeah, I liked your song, too. Sorry, I'm so nervous.

You're, like, famous.

Yeah, well, it's always nice to meet our fans.