The Saint

Welcome to Moscow.

Please enjoy your stay.

- The boss is expecting you. - Right this way.

Showtime.

'Kay, Gerry. We have no visuals inside.

It's on you now.

Welcome.

Sala'am aleikum.

Take a seat.

You've traveled a long way. Please. I insist.

You'll have to forgive the less-than-tasteful decor.

The fancy hotels are all booked for the anti-terrorism summit.

Is that it?

All of it?

Gentlemen, please.

Please.

We're all friends here.

I understand you are anxious, here,

in your enemy's territory.

But I assure you that is precisely why you are safe.

No one would dream of looking for you here, right under their noses.

Of course mistrust is healthy

when conducting these sorts of transactions,

but rest assured, gentlemen,

nobody wants to die today.

We are honest criminals.

Here it comes.

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.

Um-

You're happy?

Yes.

I'll take your word for it.

Don't forget this.

Without it, she's useless.

What is this? -We celebrate our new partnership.

There is no need for this.

I insist.

What's going on? -I don't know. Something's not right.

He should've confirmed by now.

We need to go in.

We're not supposed to be engaging at all.

Track and confirm only.

- Our business is concluded. - Of course.

What is it?

What the hell just happened?

I'm not sure.

Sleep well, chaps.

What is that?

A homing beacon's been activated.

What? From where?

From in there.

Now, I know this must look bad.

There's actually a very funny story.

You didn't let me get to the funny part.

That was definitely gunfire.

- Agent Cooper, stand down! - You want to stop me, shoot me.

- Goodbye. - Wait.

My finger's on the trigger button.

If you shoot me, this whole place becomes a memory.

Now, lower your weapon and walk away.

- No. - What do you mean, "no"?

I mean, "no."

I will not lower weapon.

You do understand what will happen if I push this button?

Um-

Okay, so just to be clear, you're perfectly happy for me

to kill us, your friends, your family, and millions of innocent people,

have I got that right?

Da.

Because button does nothing without key.

That's a good point.

You hit good...

For a lady.

Enough!

Goodbye.

FBI! Drop your weapon!

Agent Cooper?

Agent Cooper, come in.

Nothing.

Who are you and what are you doing here?

Simon templar. And, at the moment, hiding.

Well, Simon, you're interfering with a government operation.

Special agent Cooper, FBI.

Since when does the FBI have jurisdiction in Russia.

It's a joint task force.

- Who's coming? - Coming?

You set off a homing device on the nuke.

- Who are you trying to contact? - Interpol.

- Bullshit. - Look, agent Cooper,

we can sit here with you continuing to not believe me

and be turned into Swiss cheese

or we can, I don't know, do something to try and survive.

Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?

Making the sensible choice.

- Cover me. - Wait. Stop.

Son of a bitch!

I need some backup in here.

Only ten in clip, rookie.

You want to reload? I wait.

- You're welcome. - You're under arrest.

- Are you serious? - Always.

And what's the charge? -I don't know. I'll think of something.

Agent Cooper?

Agent Cooper, we're in.

Better late than never.

But don't worry. Situation's under control.

We just need to place him under arrest.

Who?

Son of a...

The Saint?

Patricia, perfect timing.

My specialty.

How's your Russian adventure?

Very Russian. Very adventurous.

And...

Not quite over.

Escape route's on your phone.

Right.

Where am I going?

The airport. He'll meet you in Bucharest tomorrow.

I've got you a charter flight. Wheels up in an hour.

Ms. holm, you are as efficient as you are beautiful.

Thank you as always, darling.

And I must say, the beard does give you a certain... Sophistication.

Can't have that.

I should shave it off at the first opportunity.

I like you with a little scruff.

I'll take that into consideration.

- The united nations - Relief agency

has pledged aid to the region,

but the money's been held up over fears that it simply won't reach those in need.

Meanwhile, president Ezekiel ibaka

is said to have secured nearly 2.5 billion dollars in aid from private entities.

The newly elected president,

who promised to stamp out corruption,

personally reached out to groups around the world

in an effort to keep his country from falling apart.

My father was a hero.

A warrior.

As inspiring as he was fearsome.

One of the greatest generals Nigeria has ever known.

He loved his country...

At times, I felt, even more than he loved me.

It would pain him greatly to know what I have done.

He was a proud man.

He would never stoop to begging, as I have.

That's not true. Your father would be very proud of you.

The lengths to which you have gone to help your people, Mr. president,

will go down in history.

And remember, it takes courage to ask for help.

The generosity you have shown my country has been overwhelming,

and it will certainly help the healing process, but sadly,

it's still not enough.

Did you ever think that 2.5 billion dollars would not be enough?

Well, that's why I'm here.

I pledge to you, and your country, all of my talents.

We will make this work. We have to.

Yes, we will.

I don't think I have ever seen a ring like this before..

Well... family heirloom.

It's very dear to me, actually.

It serves as a reminder, of a time long ago, when the world was very different.

Less complicated.

When good men banded together to fight for what was right.

It motivates me to this day.

It brought me here, to you.

And I'm incredibly grateful that it did.

All right.

You'll have access to the bank accounts at midnight.

By 12:01, I want them cleaned out.

Yes, sir.

Um...

- What is it? - Sir.

Should we be doing this?

I mean the 2.5 billion isn't blood money.

It's going for aid to people in need.

Now don't start growing a conscience, Arnie. You haven't had the experience.

He asked you about your ring, didn't he?

It practically sealed the deal.

How did you know he would?

It's a conversation starter.

- What did you tell him? - The truth.

That it was a family heirloom.

I just didn't tell him it wasn't my family.

I almost gave it to him.

Why?

Because he's pathetic, just like the man I took it from.

You've kept it all these years, it must mean something to you.

Here.

It's yours. That's how much it means to me.

All right. Get on with it. Time's a-wasting.

Yes, sir.

Simon templar, you're the most peculiar thief I know.

Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.

You have the list?

Right here.

Eight hundred thousand to doctors without borders.

- Seven hundred fifty thousand to migrant assistance. - Um-

1.5 million to children's hunger fund...

Listen...