Weird Science Fair

Here is your blanket,

And a pillow

Ooh, thank you.

Oh, the remote.

Ugh, I can't reach it.

If only there was someone

Here you go.

And remember, I love you

That's not what it says

Oh!

Phoebe loves me most.

Mugs don't lie, Max.

See, Barb,

would eventually

Totally worth the wait.

Hank, you know they're just

No way!

I know what

Listen, kids,

you know you can always

Both: I need money

Absolutely not.

You both have

These are not phones.

All we can do

The MePhone has apps

finish my homework quicker,

A laser pointer

And all it costs is $199.

There's no way both of you

It's cheaper than those

Ah, you save the world,

you can spend as much

Look, you guys

to pay for your own phones.

That's so much money!

I mean,

Maybe it's time you guys

do what typical,

Take money out of your wallet

No, get jobs.

And give me my wallet back.

Come on, Dad.

And I froze off

Sorry, kids.

Oh, you have got

These kids are gifted.

in her natural habitat.

We can only hope

and stays there.

Ugh, I don't

I'm going to work.

Mm-hmm. Well, I will after my

Palace.

Which means I'm closer to

Unless the couch

Max?

Max!

Both: Hello, I'd like

Wait, you're Mrs. Wong,

No, I just

because it matches my face.

Of course I'm Mrs. Wong!

Wait here.

I have two job openings

and three dummies

Wait, three?

You two and bobblehead

Tyler?

You guys are applying

All you ever do is argue.

No, we don't.

No, we don't!

Ugh!

But don't worry

'cause there's only room

Oh, and just so we're clear.

What I meant was

Yeah.

Well, looks like

I'm better than you

and Tyler's never getting

Please, if anyone's

I'm dressed for success, and you

at the bus station

Easy fix.

Ah.

It's a little tight.

Thanks, I've been

So, Phoebe,

a good Pizza Palace

I think this 45-minute

speaks for itself.

Could you get the lights?

So you don't have

Why would you assume that?

Because under

you put, "Yes, please."

I have a lot of experience

Dumb it down, toots.

I walk dogs.

The job starts

You okay with that?

Interesting offer.

I have a counterproposal.

Bam!

How would you improve

Mechanical bull.

Hmm.

Go on.

Quite frankly,

to spend time

But I need cooks,

so, Phoebe and Tyler,

Whoo-hoo! Yes!

I won't disappoint you.

Yeah, me neither.

You're fired.

Job is yours, Mark.

Max.

Mark it is.

Are you crying?

No, it's the jacket.

On your mark,

go!

Done, Coach.

Half a second?

You're slacking, Kid.

Do a lap!

Paris is lovely

Hey, guys.

What are you up to?

Sport stacking.

You up-stack the cups,

and then you down-stack 'em.

Is this a game

It's just a game.

We're not playing it

I thought we were gonna win

some sweet, sweet cash

Remember what I said

Uh, don't tell Mom and Dad.

Billy, meet Mom and Dad.

Kiss that tournament

You can't use

There goes

This looks

Let's, uh--

You're on.

Now I'll warn you,

everything.

So don't be too hard

On your mark,

Done!

This game's stupid.

Right, uh, who wants

Sorry, but if

it's probably

You guys are looking

artists

at Wong's Pizza Palace.

Congratulations!

You both got a job

Yeah, until Max

How do I put this?

You two are like

great individually,

but together, ugh,

Actually, Barb,

Making a point, Hank.

We'll be fine, Mom.

Oh, uh, kids, is there--

Yes, Dad,

That's not

But it's what

And this

the WongZa 4000.

Makes a perfect pizza.

Unlike my four lazy sons.

"Ooh, we wanna be doctors."

Ugh, losers.

Whoa, does this thing

Yes.

Now pay attention.

Is there gonna be a quiz?

Of course.

The first question is:

Now running a kitchen

and all my employees

Let's start

First we pound it.