Metallic Attraction: Kungfu Cyborg (Kei hei hup) (机器侠)

A hundred million!

Whoever lets me go gets a hundred million.

You think everyone's like you

that they'd do anything for money?

Listen, Xu Dachun is not some petty thug you can buy and sell.

As long as I wear this badge,

I'll fight to keep scum like you off the street.

Wanna buy me off?

Give it a rest!

I need a hundred million!

Don't laugh!

Don't think I'll kill you?

Don't you touch my hundred million!

Don't kill him!

Don't move!

Free at last!

Take him away!

My bank account is 245-289-2109.

Don't forget it... Got it!

Get out of the way...

I am one of the ten most wanted criminals, K-1!

Whoever rescues me will get 3 hundred million!

3 hundred million!

A billion!

Bastard!

Keep running... Let's see where it gets you!

Why should I? Take a look!

I'll give you one last chance.

Save yourself or die for your country?

Which do you love more?

I gave my life to my country long time ago.

Go ahead!

Good answer! They obviously chose the right guy.

Aren't you dead already?

Get out of the way!

My name is Lin Xiang, the director of Tianan Scientific Research Center.

We specialize in synthetic alternatives to human law enforcement.

I've looked at your record.

Loyal. Righteous.

And you love our country and the party.

And from your performance just now,

I'd say that your patriotism is also beyond reproach.

So, you were testing me.

What would you say if I told you

there were robots living among us?

That you're lying.

And what if I tell you that they were next to indestructible?

That they could fly at the upper reaches of our atmosphere?

Or dig to the earth's molten core? Or that they could transform themselves

into metallic goliaths and still run faster than a sports car?

Finished?

I may just be some hick from a small backwater town

But, I know plenty about

the outside world.

What makes you so sure?

Experience, knowledge, intuition.

Technically speaking, experience is just one form of memory. One of many.

And knowledge is an obstacle if it can't keep pace with the times.

All is fake obviously. But you thought they were real.

So, what about that intuition of yours?

What you just saw is called

Unstable Fuzzy Video Virus

It's the latest invention of my assistant, Yingming.

Dachun, our country has invented a new generation of artificial intelligence.

But we at the bureau have been discussing it.

We feel that until we are a hundred percent sure it is safe

and to avoid any negative publicity,

we can't put it into public service yet.

We are looking for a man we can trust,

someone like you.

You understand?

Got it!

You've read my file.

You must know that I wanted to be a cop since I was a kid.

And that I didn't even have a chance to visit my parents

on their deathbed because I was on a case.

I've lost track of the number of times I've tried to get transferred.

So I could stop being the big fish in a small pond.

Now, finally you come with a mission worthy of my talents.

When do we leave?

Leave? And where to go?

Out of here! To the place I should go!

We're not taking you out. We're sending the robot in.

What? I'm practically falling apart from being stuck in this shit hole.

How's a robot supposed to cope with?

Your assignment is to take care of him for me.

Most importantly keep his identity secret from the others.

Piece of cake!

When does he arrive?

He is already here.

Smoke?

Give it a rest.

You're a machine. Machines don't need cigarettes.

In order to be accepted by society,

I always keep a pack of cigarettes with me.

It is said that a man who has cigarettes always has friends.

And useful for breaking uncomfortable silences.

Anyway, it is allowed by my programming.

Come on, boss. Take one!

It's good for you!

Single tunnel delivery with projectile configuration!

See?

Now there's something machines can't do!

You might be right.

Ears are easy! Eyes... now that's hard!

Smoke through the eyes?

How in god's name did you accomplish that?

Willpower.

Single-tunnel delivery is apparently quite common in this region.

Can't do it!

You broke it!

I did not!

You broke it!

Prove it!

Cut the bullshit and do something useful.

Dami, call Mr. Jiang.

Dami is taking a dump.

Then why don't you do it for him?

I think maybe Sumei would have more luck.

Keep fixing the computer.

Philistine!

It's no wonder you were assaulted! As a pervert, you're just the kind of woman I'd be lookin

Hey, you heard his heart beat

before he made his move?

Is it true?

Amei, even your heart beats faster when you see me, right?

Can you blame them?

We went to school together. Why would I lie?

Sign it.

Oh, Statement starts with the letters.

Chief, you...

What? Never seen a superhero before?

Sure. Just not quite so dorky.

See, this is the first impression people get from you.

I would like you all to meet K-1.

K-1 has been sent by the Bureau to assist me.

This is Jin Hongan, Zhang Yang, Liu Bin...

Xiaomi... and Dami.

Where's Dami?

Dami is in the bathroom.

He's had the runs lately.

Diarrhea all day long, nothing else

And this one?

Chief? Allow me.

I'm Zhou Sumei.

Ok! So that should just about to do it.

I wouldn't get too close.

This is your office. Make yourself at home.

Don't look for me unless it's an emergency.

Nice Feng Shui. Very nice.

I'll be getting promoted in no time.

Let me call someone to clean up for you.

It's ok. I'll do it myself.

I wouldn't get to close!

I didn't break it.

Sumei! What seems to be the problem?

Jiang! You're always around right when we need you. How is that exactly?

Sometimes I just get a feeling.

No need to call!

Give it a rest. Fix it.

Everyone, keep back! Give it some space!

It's probably just overheated.

Temperature seems normal.

Maybe just a cold?

Should I get a blanket?

Xiao Jiang, loosen up. These guys are just giving you a hard time.

Sumei.

Here I am.

The toilet exploded! Shit everywhere!

Oh my god

What's happening here?

Why are you here?

Aren't you supposed to be a teacher or something?

Why are you hanging around?

Let me guess. Sumei? How about doing something about those teeth first.

Mr. Jiang, don't push yourself too hard.

It'll work! I'll make it work!

Why didn't you grab him?

I thought you would!

Step away.

All better. OK.

I'm going to take a look at the plumbing.

See? I told you I'd fix it...

Sumei,

I'm just trying to look out for you.

It's what I promised your father.

No matter what happens,

I will look after you and your sister.

I mean, just look at him.

He's from big city.

Not one of us.

I can only guess he must have been demoted.

I mean, why else would a young guy in his prime

take an assignment like this? Right?

I volunteered.

I'm right.

Anyway, I'm just saying, don't let appearances fool you.

I even heard some of the guys in Beijing say he's got a bit of a reputation.

He nonsense!

You know... with the ladies.