The first 43 lines.
PINKUS'S SHOE PALACE
A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
Directed by ERNST LUBITSCH
Sally, get up! You have to go to school!
I'll be late, but still early enough.
Sally, are you up?
I'm all dressed.
I guess I'm late.
I bet you overslept!
You win that bet, sir.
That's not high at all.
If you say so, sir!
AFTER SCHOOL
Oh, no — my old man!
SALLY STUDIES FOR A TEST
Studying hard, son?
And how!
THE TEST
Allow me to explain, sir.
I've been expelled from school.
They'll calm down.
A FEW MONTHS LATER Sally seeks employment.
SALLY PINKUS — NOT PROMOTED
BEHAVIOR —- POOR EFFORT — UNSATISFACTORY
LATIN — POOR MATH — FAIL
SINGING — VERY GOOD
APPRENTICE WANTED
I ain't interested in yer schoolin'.
I got a great job.
I won't wait on this customer.
SATURDAY THE 25TH
And for this I had to study Latin.
"Nice-looking young man with managerial experience
in leading shoe shop seeks similar employment.
Top-quality shops only need reply.
All others go straight into the wastebasket."
Perhaps you should leave the office supplies here.
"Dear Sir, please visit us for a job interview.
Sincerely yours, Herr Meyersohn."
I need money for a new suit.
THE NEXT DAY
Good luck to me!
Sally lays it on thick.
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