Jai Lava Kusa (జై లవ కుశ)

Dear citizens, Dear aesthetes...

We are now going to exhibit

The Chapter 'Aswamedhayagam' of 'Uttara Ramayana'

Hey Dibbalarao, Call Lava and Kusa first.

Ready... Why are you sitting still?

Jai closed the door to get ready, uncle.

Yes, uncle.

Greetings, All the minister and citizens.

Remembering the responsibility you have all put on me today,

Believing my prosperity is in people's welfare,

Considering their will to be mine,

I promise to reign with the following policies.

Hey.

We remember the Legend's dialogues really well. Open the door first

Uncle, they are both playing Lava and Kusa.

I have been mugging up dialogues to play Lord Rama, since last night.

Tell me those dialogues.

The chivalrous warrior of the Ikshvaku dynasty...

The one to defeat Lord Rama's brother Soumitri is this child...

Warriors!

Hey... stop. stop.

There is a special role especially for him.

And he will play that role.

Re - Re - Really, uncle?

Re - Re - Really, son.

My sweethearts.

Brother, have you seen this? - Yes,

It seems like a divine horse to me.

Whichever horse it is, it can not enter our hermitage

We will immediately capture it and present in front of Sage Valmiki

Dear, this is not an ordinary horse. It is a divine horse.

The horse left behind by Lord Rama during exile. Let it go

Urmila's better half,

Don't you know you are supposed to fight against the ones to capture the divine horse

But not kneel before them?

Call your Lord Rama for a war.

We don't exactly know the Lava and Kusa in Ramayana

but we can't praise these two kids enough for presenting them so beautifully.

You are the elder one. Take it. - No.

My brother performed better than me, sir.

Give it to him. - Both did well, Both of you take it.

'Hail Lava Kusa'

'Hail Lava Kusa'

Don't impurify the holy ritual. Leave respectfully.

Hey Jai,

Even if a single mosquito bites, I will crush you like one

Lava, Kusa, I'll spin it faster.

My sweethearts.

Lava super. - Hey sleepyhead.

There is no cooking here.

Go to the President's house and check if food is ready

Hey, Lava and Kusa will be here for lunch, make it quick. - Ok madam.

Take that basket quickly. There is a lot of work there

My dear...

Here you come, My sweetheart.

You have come alone.

Are you Lava or Kusa?

- He is Lava. - He is Kusa.

Your clothes are dirty.

Kavita, get a new shirt from the shelf - Ok, mom.

Eat, dear.

Tell me Rama's dialogue. - Tell me Lakshmana's dialogue otherwise

You guys wait. Let him eat first.

He will say the dialogues later. -

I thought Lava and Kusa were just two people.

These two are original and that one is a replica.

I asked you to check but you are eating it all alone.

Isn't it wrong? - No, u - u - uncle.

Uncle wanted to tell who I was. - He wanted to tell uncle.

Is it? - Yes.

But -- - But none of them listened, uncle.

Is it so?

That's his talent.

Ask me for food if you want. Do you have to lie for that?

Come guys. - Why does the replica need this shirt?

Take it off.

Oh no! I wish Dibbalarao were hurt badly.

How many times will he hit you?

Even the supreme isn't fair.

Though you three are born identical,

He gave you a flaw.

Rama, forgive me...

Ravan broke my wings and captured Sita.

I couldn't save her, Rama.

Sita. Sita. - Uncle.

Why did Ravan make them suffer?

As Rama and Lakshman...

Insulted Ravan's sister by cutting her nose and ears off,

Rama and Ravan fought a war.

Insult is like fire.

Once it begins, It turns everyone into ashes

So, this makes Ravan right.

Jai.

Mother.

Sister, you don't worry.

It is my responsibility to make your sons the finest actors

"Demon, Demon, Demon, Ravan the demon"

"Demon, Demon, Demon, Ravan the demon"

Ha Ha Ha, Introduce that crazy monkey

Set this egoistic monkey's tail on fire.

Sir, Special effect just like in the movies. - Super.

Kusa...

Hey! it's really on fire.

Damn with his movie effects. - Let's go.

Where's Ravan?

Brother, he is not inside.

Brother, he isn't here too.

Did you check properly?

You pee with just a Ravan's picture.

Do you have the guts to see Ravan in his face?

You are alive just because he isn't here.

But you have made a huge mistake by attacking Ravan's fort.

Where are you hiding?

"Krishna Mukunda Murari"

"Hail Krishna Mukunda Murari"

"I will steal all your troubles, I will steal all your tears"

"I will steal all your worries, I will steal all your darkness"

"I will steal all your fears. I will steal all your burdens"

"I will steal all your debts, I will steal all your dangers"

"The lines on your palms, The lines of your fate"

"I will steal all of them"

"I will cast magic and steal all your worries"

"I will dance around and mess everything up"

"I will come to you as an innocent kid"

"I will clear your paths of any disturbances"

"All the salt in the sea, All the errors in education"

"All the troubles in a job, I will steal it all"

"All the stains on the moon, All the impurities in vegetables"

"All the scams in the country, I will take it all away"

"I will cast magic and steal all your worries"

"I will dance around and mess everything up"

"I will come as Lord Krishna with Lord Rama's qualities"

"All the tears behind happiness, All the hatred behind love"

"All the betrayal behind pretense I will take it all in"

"All the plotting behind colors, All the illusions behind words"

"All the selfishness behind humanity, I will erase it all"

"I cast magic and steal all your worries."

"I will dance around and mess everything up"

"Hey 'Cheese' Krishna... Steal it away, Hey 'Little' Krishna... Steal it away"

"Hey 'Cute' Krishna... Steal it away, Hey 'Plump' Krishna... Steal it away"

"Hey 'Cute' Krishna... Steal it away, Hey 'Flute' Krishna... Steal it away"

"Hey 'Naughty' Krishna... Steal it away Hey 'Beauty' Krishna... Steal it away"

"Hey 'Gokul' Krishna... Steal it away, Hey 'Gopal' Krishna... Steal it away"

"Steal it away, Steal it away, Steal it away"

"Steal it away, Steal it away, Steal it away"

"Steal it away, Steal it away, Steal it away"

Oh no, my bangels. - My chain

- Oh, my necklace. - My earrings.

He stole us.

Waiters, my friend is leaving to America.

Two more large, only on the rocks.

If you don't pay the bill, you will be 'on the roads'

Here are 10000 rupees. Enjoy

Bill is 20000 rupees. - Count it twice then.

Stop it.

This is just the tip. Go and enjoy.

On the rocks for our brother.

Lawyer... Come... - Hello.

Come.

Have a seat.

He is the most famous 'Irritation' Lawyer.

Greetings, Irritation Lawyer.

Not Irritation lawyer... It's Immigration Lawyer...

Whatever... - Did you bring the cash?

Invest this money in America and get me that Aadhar Card

It's not an Aadhar Card. It is a Green Card

Talk to Trump quickly. Start my Visa processing urgently

Please do it.

Trump isn't some village politician.

He is America's President. - Whatever.

Kusa, why are you so crazy about America?

Why wouldn't I be?

If we steal here, it's just three crores.

If we steal in America it's going to be three crore dollars.

If those dollars -- - I Understood.

Sign this file. I'll do my work.

Here. - Ok.

I'm going to America.

Bro!

They cut our bag in the dark.

What's up dude?

Hey Fatso, where are you going?

I am going home as my stomach hurts, dude

Remove the bundles of cash near your belly and it won't hurt

What?

We just know to steal. We don't know the return policy

Along with stealing, I also know how to hit

Hey! that's our money.

Bro.

Beat more.

This is correct for him.

Here, take it.

Take it out. - Take it.

I won't leave you.

Today in the midnight - Don't leave him.

Cut him to pieces. - 2 November 2016

Break his bones.

500 and 1000 rupees currency notes

Will not be in the legal tender.

Printing them will be against the law.