Are You Afraid of the Park?

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Mom, Nora grew last night.

- I'm finally tall enough to go on Thunderman: The Ride!

That's great.

I told you, if you were only patient--

and you're standing on my romance novels.

Honey, you can't walk around Amazing Land like that.

Sure I can. Oops!

And she's down.

- Honey, your Dad will be here any second to measure you

and then we'll know if you can get on that ride.

I really hope so.

I've been waiting for Nora to be tall enough

so our first ride can be together.

- We even made a special friendship frame

to hold the picture we're gonna take on the ride.

- And we've been practicing our scream faces.

He's back!

- I borrowed this from Amazing Land.

Funny story--the day this picture was taken, it was 1997--

- Blah, blah, blah, you did stuff.

Measure me!

Yes, I'm a giant!

Congratulations.

Thank you. Thank you.

You all finally recognized my greatness.

- Sorry, Max, I think that was for me.

I got my hair cut yesterday.

- Actually, we don't care about either of those things--

because we are all going to Amazing Land

to ride Thunderman: The Ride!

- Say what? - Come again?

Nora's finally tall enough.

Come on, everyone, let's get ready.

Yay! Woo!

- Thunderman: The Ride. - This isn't happening.

- That was the most terrifying thing ever.

- What kind of people would enjoy that?

That was amazing!

- Come on, kids, off to the next ride.

Never again.

Never again!

Never again. Never again!

- Also, let's never hug each other again.

Totally.

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* What you see

* Is not what you get

* Livin' our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in

* Bet you never guessed

* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *

* Just like all the rest

* A picture perfect family *

* Is what we try to be

* Look closer, you might see *

* The crazy things we do

* This isn't make believe *

* It's our reality

* Just your average family

* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *

* Livin' a double life *

- I can't go on that ride again.

The automated voice still haunts my dreams.

"Secure personal objects and enjoy the ride."

I will not "enjoy the ride"!

- And I will not "secure personal objects"!

- I'm sure if we just told Mom and Dad the truth,

they wouldn't make us go.

No one can know.

If it got out that two supes

are afraid of amusement park rides,

our lives would be ruined.

Well, you don't have a life, but I have everything to lose.

- Yes, because a talking rabbit

and boy band hair is everything.

- I knew, one day, Nora would be tall enough.

Curse her love of milk!

Which is why I have a plan.

We change our identities.

I'll be Benito Sancho Gallini, the Duke of Portugal,

and you're "Steve."

- Wait, Max, while you were explaining your dumb idea,

I just came up with something a lot easier.

Let's just tell Mom and Dad we already have plans.

- Okay, we'll do your idea. - Great.

Why won't this thing come off?

It's the glue, Steve.

- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

- - Ow!

- Oh, oh, yeah! Watch that candy.

Sure I'll buy more cherry chews. Not my credit card.

Colosso!

Uh-oh.

- I was just buying tickets to Amazing Land

when I found out someone else has been using my credit card,

playing an on-line game called "Candy Squash"?

- I'm sorry, I've never heard of it.

Your candy is squashed.

Game over.

Oh, Candy Squash.

- You just spent $2,000 on virtual candy?

I mean, real candy, I get. But virtual candy?

You're gonna pay me back or I will be playing Rabbit Squash.

- Wait! How am I supposed to come up with $2,000?

You turned me into an animal.

Hm...

Hm...Hm!

Coloss-O's cereal.

I am evilly delicious.

Phoebe, Max, let's go!

- Actually, I'm off to the mall with Cherry,

so have fun at Amazing Land without me. Bye.

Wait. What?

- I said I'm off to the mall with Cherry,

so have fun at Amazing Land without me. Bye.

- No, Phoebe, you're coming with us.

You know how important this day is to Billy and Nora.

- Yeah, but today is the last day I can...

return this vase.

- We've had that for six years.

I'm getting store credit.

Oh!

That was a warning shot.

Next time, you get a second belly button.

Sorry, I'm just real excited.

- Listen, I would love to go to Amazing Land, but I can't.

I've got community service.

I have to pick up trash on the side of the highway.

Done! And I found a half-eaten granola bar.

Guys, stop! I get it.

You guys think hanging out with your family is lame.

- Yeah, that's it. - You guys are lame.

- Well, I'm sorry, but you're going.

And I can guarantee you this trip is not gonna be lame.

- * Super villain has the wedgiest tights *

* Wedgiest tights wedgiest tights *

* Super villain has the wedgiest tights *

- * 'Cause I kicked him in the butt *

- It's bad enough if everyone knows we're gonna be afraid,

but do we have to listen to this offensive Super Villain song?

One more time. * Oh the Super Villain has--

- Billy! You spilled my chips!

It was an accident.

I was just feeling the music.

- Can you feel this? - Ow!

- Hey, kids, come on, no fighting.

I will turn this car around and we'll all go home.

I'm as serious as my limited edition

Thunderman: The Ride hat.

- I don't know what that means.

Oh, just tell me what you're trying to say.

- We'll use our powers to trick Billy and Nora into fighting

so Dad turns the car around and we save our rep.

Max, that'll never work.

Stay on your own side.

- Wow, it worked. I'll get Nora.

- Why'd you do that? - I didn't. You did.

This won't end well.

- Stop it. - Quit it.

* Hey there, kids, it's me, Dr. C. *

* With a breakfast treat that's as good as can be *

* So grab a spoon and have a taste *

* And shove Coloss-O's in your face *

- * Coloss-O's Coloss-O's *

- * It's got raisins and lotsa healthy junk *

* Now watch the rabbit shaka shaka his punk *

*

Wow, business is booming.

My butt can sell anything!

Mm-hm.

- Quit touching me. - Hey, outta my space.

- You started it. - You started it.

- Okay, you kids have been fighting this entire trip.

Why don't you sing another song?

Okay.

* Billy's a jerk, quit touching me *

- * No you're the jerk, stop touching me *

- Enough! You kids behave right now

or I will turn this car around.

- If your dumb foot touches me again,

I'm gonna laser it right off.

You wouldn't dare.

Oh, she would.

- That's it! - Uh-oh.

Oh, my promotional hat.

That's it--we are going home.

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- * Oh we're not going on Thunderman: The Ride *

* 'Cause my evil plan was evil