Exists

You're going to burn him, be careful.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

You girls are cruel.

Girls, quit screwing!

You girls need to stop.

You're gonna burn--

Matt, stop!

Matt, stop the car you hit something!

I'm gonna get my camera.

Something's burning.

The engine's burning.

Everyone chill. Everyone chill.

...mouth to mouth resuscitation.

It's a fucking deer or something.

I mean, you're good, man.

- The car's still running. - I'm good.

There's nothing leaking at the bottom, bro.

You're straight. It sounded fine.

We can get there, let's go. I know, but--

That wasn't no deer, bro.

Fuck me. What is that over there?

Look at the leaves.

Holy shit.

Yeah, something's moving out there.

Let's go!

Okay, okay we're coming.

Chill.

Matt, maybe we should just go home.

Babe, I've driven like eight hours.

I'm not just gonna turn back now. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Really? Really? My beard?

- Shut up, Brian. - You shut up!

You burned my fucking beard.

Yo, did anybody see what that was?

Maybe it was a bear.

- I got something. - How do you know it's a fucking bear?

- Probably a deer or something. - What is that?

Yeah, what the fuck is that?

Looks like it's walking.

Goddamnit.

I missed the road.

There we go.

This is it.

River front.

That shit is overgrown.

Is this for real it?

My God.

Yeah, I don't remember this.

Do you remember where we stopped?

Bro, your uncle has a cabin out here?

Yeah, dude.

What the fuck, bro?

We're not getting past that.

It's seriously just up here. We just gotta walk from here.

What do you mean, you can't?

What, do you want to go around?

I don't know! Y'all are the one's with the cabin.

No, don't get--

What are you getting out for?

She's right. We have to walk from here.

- Are you serious? - I'm not walking!

Black people don't do this shit, man!

All right, guys, it's just up here to the right.

Yo, anybody hear that?

Hear what?

I heard something, man.

There it is!

- Is that it? - Yeah.

Home sweet home.

Seriously?

You guys, it looks a lot better in the daylight.

Oh, shit!

Watch out on the right, there's a loose board.

I guess we didn't need to steal the keys.

Shut up.

Man...

I mean, yeah, just gotta brush off some of these leaves and stuff,

but yeah, this is it!

When was the last time he was here?

Kinda looks like somebody left in a hurry.

It's like a love making palace up in here.

Wet stains on it.

It's like, usually they got rose petals and shit on the ground,

but we got leaves.

We can make (indistinct) up in here.

I mean, you just hop on, you know?

Oh, baby! Yeah!

- All right, Brian. - You're lame.

You're making it all fucking dusty!

Fucking job! Fucking job!

- What the hell was that? - What was that?

Hello?

Hello?

Matt, hold up. Matt, wait up.

Don't go over there.

Oh, shit!

There's a pig in your cabin!

Hell no, man!

We'll get it out.

I'm not touching it! This is your cabin!

And I'm not staying in this motherfucker!

It's a fucking hog and we're out in the woods.

I'm not staying in here.

Me neither.

Come on, babe. Fuck that.

Matt.

What?

What is that?

You see anything?

No.

Let's just go to sleep.

Sounds like it's crying.

Close the window, dude.

- Did you hear that? - Close the window.

Did you hear it? Come on.

Dude, do you think it was that shit Uncle Bob saw back in the day?

Shut up about that.

Why?

Not a word about any of that stupid shit.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

Maybe it's that thing we hit.

Oh, my God.

What have we got here?

What's up?

This is pretty sweet.

Usually, when you put a GoPro camera inside this casing...

it doesn't focus very well underwater...

so I went out and I bought one of these bad boys...

and that's going to help me focus underwater 'cause it's got a flat lens.

So we're pretty much gonna get some pimp shots underwater today.

- Brian. - What's going on?

Come swimming with us.

I'll be right there.

That's hot. What are you doing?

What is this?

It's called a little GoPro camera.

You're an obsessed freak.

What's going to happen is I'm gonna make you guys look like super pimps.

We're gonna have the best YouTube video ever.

You're lame. Let's go.

Hold up, hold up,

I got to get this shit together.

Die motherfuckers!

Great shit!

That's great shit!

Hey, dude. Nice!

What you got? What you got?

You wanna see what I got?

Let's see what you got.

I want to show y'all what I got. Hold up.

Make me proud.

Damn!

I don't know if Todd may have just shown up Matt for sure.

It's Brian!

What have we got here?

Looks like a little love walk going on.

God, I am so going to hell for this.

Cocky son of a bitch.

I hate you, you lucky bastard.

I shouldn't be shooting this.

Oh, shit! What the fuck is that!

What the hell was that?

I know that's not Brian.

Be careful, man!

There's something over there!

There's something over there. It just ran up the ridge.

I know what's over here, bro!

I know. I'm serious, man!

There's something fucking over there!

Brian, you're a fucking asshole!

I didn't get anything!

What the fuck is wrong with you!

Give me the fucking camera, man!

What the fuck!

Seriously, I need that fucking memory card.

You're recording your little brother's friends in the woods?

What is wrong with you?

I got your memory card, come get it.

- Yeah? Whatever, dude. - What's going on, man?

What's going on?

Your brother was recording us messing around in the woods.

I'll fuck you up!

What's wrong with you?

I caught a beast on that memory card!

No need to name toss, dick.

- That's really cute. - You're fucking cute!

I'm being fucking serious, man.

Serious? You're acting like an eight year old.

Come on, bro.

We're about to go shoot some paintballs.

Just film us doing that or something, man.

That sounds like a fun fucking time.

You dicks.

What did you say?

I said I'll be in the woods.

This is definitely where I was shooting.

And he ran across that ridge right there.

This is definitely the spot.