Aunt Misbehavin'

All right, guys.

I called this emergency band meeting

to talk about last night's gig.

No one showed up

because Phoebe decided to throw an ice skating party.

- Uh. You're right, meeting adjourned.

- How'd she even find a frozen pond?

It was like 90 degrees out yesterday.

- Obviously, she froze it with her...

icy heart.

You guys are finally finding out what I've known all along.

Phoebe Thunderman, not a nice person.

- Hey, boys, I brought you some cookies.

Sweet-ches!

You're so nice.

Wolfgang.

- Guys! What did we just talk about?

You're terrible.

Wolfgang.

Yeah, let's go, guys.

Don't tell, Max.

- So, it's Mom's birthday tonight.

Any ideas what we should get her?

- How 'bout an ice skating party?

- Nah, nothing'll beat last night's.

Wait. Are you mad about my ice skating party?

I invited you.

- Yes, along with the whole school,

which is why no one showed up

to see my band make rock history.

- Okay, other bands have played three songs without messing up.

But we haven't!

Hey, you two, cool it.

With pleasure.

Stop it!

Come on, you guys, it's my birthday.

Happy Birthday.

Enough!

You two need to stop fighting all the time.

You know, my sister and I always fought, but--

- But then you and Aunt Mandy realized family shouldn't fight,

and you rode off on a unicorn named Gilly

all the way to Best Friend Land.

Okay, Gilly was our dog.

And you're ruining my story.

- Okay, Mom, if you and Aunt Mandy are besties,

how come we've never met her?

- You don't know how lucky you are you

to get to see your sister every day.

And if you don't unfreeze her, I'm gonna ground you.

- You know, can't you two, please,

just learn how to get along?

I mean, honestly, that would be

the best birthday gift you could give me.

- We're not giving her that gift, right?

Yeah, no.

Especially 'cause I just came up with an even better gift.

We should track down Aunt Mandy

and invite her to Mom's birthday dinner.

Still don't like you,

but that gift is the right price.

Free.

- Oh, I'm sorry, did you say free or freeze?

Uh, I guess we'll never know.

*

* What you see is not what you get *

* Living our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in, bet you'd never guess *

* Because we're living our lives just like all the rest *

* A picture-perfect family is what we try to be *

* But closer you might see the crazy things we do *

* This isn't make-believe

* It's our reality

* Just your average family trying to be normal *

* And stay out of trouble

* Living a double life *

- Uh, Blackjack's totally my game. Hit me.

- Uh! - Ah!

With the card, not your paw.

- Gotta read the sign more closely.

This isn't Blackjack, it's Slapjack.

Slapjack!

Ah!

Max, we have a problem.

I know. You ruined my gig

and still think you're allowed to come into my room.

Colosso, hit her.

In a minute.

I'm training a new waitress.

Ruby, only one cherry per drink.

It's about Mom's present.

I got Aunt Mandy's number off her phone,

and I keep calling it, but no one's answering.

Give me that.

I can use Aunt Mandy's number to triangulate her position.

- But she could be anywhere in the world.

Paris, Hawaii, Barcelona.

She's in Metroburg.

That's so close. That's weird.

- And what's weird is you "Barcelona-ed" all over my face.

- Okay, at least now we can go find her

and bring her home to Mom's birthday dinner tonight.

Thunder bump.

No, sure.

How many bumps you want?

*

Since the dawn of time,

man has yearned for true deliciousness.

And thanks to your mother's birthday,

today, we shall taste it.

Behold, the chocolate munch cake.

It's amazing.

It's a work of art.

It's going in my belly!

Whoa, whoa!

No frosting swipes.

I flew a long way to get this cake

from a celebrity-owned bakery your mom read about.

Was it one of those hamsters from that car commercial?

Now we know how they can afford those cars.

All right, you two,

I'm putting you in charge of keeping my cake safe.

I wish I did, Nora.

I wish I did.

That's cool.

We've never been in charge of anything before.

Yeah. It feels good knowing

Dad thinks we're responsible enough to

Chloe, don't!

She did a five-finger swipe.

And I'd do it again, baby.

Okay, this is bad.

But we can fix it.

Chloe can teleport us to the bakery to get a new cake.

Good idea.

Now we just have to get rid of the old cake.

Told ya I'd do it again.

*

Sure we're in the right place?

- You're just mad we're in Metroburg

and not somewhere exotic like...

oh, Fort Lauderdale.

Or...

You spin it you buy it.

- Ah! - Ah!

Well, I am...Equator.

And this is my associate Phoebe Thunderman.

Wait.

As in Phoebe and Max Thunderman?

I am Equator.

I'm your Aunt Mandy!

Ah, bring it in.

Come here, ahhh!

- Wow. It's so nice to finally meet you.

So are you like

using your invisibility to go undercover here?

Of course she is.

Why else would a superhero

be in the most useless store in the world?

I own this place.

Oh, Phoebe, fix this.

I don't get it.

How can you own this place?

Our Mom said you were so busy saving the world.

I am.

See?

These little things mean the world to me.

That is gonna kill at Globe Con.

All six of us are gonna laugh so hard.

- Well, obviously, you've got your hands full

fighting the forces of uneven shelving.

But, uh, is there any way you would like to come to dinner

and surprise our mom for her birthday?

We haven't seen each other in so long.

She should would be surprised.

Wouldn't miss it.

- Just let me bust this shoplifter first.

Uh...had a big lunch.

*

- Okay, let's hurry up and get the new cake

before Dad notices we're gone.

Okay.

Here you go.

- That's the celebrity Mom read about.

Deena the Dessert Diva.

- She makes hilarious Twine videos

where she turns people into dessert dummies.

Check out this gold.

Bear claw attack.

- Looks like somebody's glazed and confused.

Next.

Welcome to Bakery Home Tonight.

- One chocolate munch cake, please.

That'll be 100 bucks.

Expensive, right?

I love being famous.

Um, we're a little short.

- Mom says it's because we watch too much TV.

If you don't have the cash,

there is another way you could pay.