Speed Train

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to seamlessly interact with your world.

It's now available in most countries.

Use it across the globe or anywhere life takes you.

From the company that brought you

the revolutionary NexusTrack

that reinvented the travel industry

with high speed capsule transports.

Now introducing the BrainOp chip.

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Simplify your life.

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Stop.

Well, sit down then.

Put your fucking hands in the fucking cuffs

and your feet.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Hey?

Alright, convicts.

Welcome on board the NexusTrack.

Alright, sit tight ladies.

We'll be out of your hair soon

and you animals can enjoy your final moments together

before you spend the rest of eternity in hell.

I don't give a flying fucking to a rolling donut

about any of you,

so you do not want

to test me.

Oh, no, no, no.

You are gonna be on your best fucking behavior.

Ain't you, convicts?

- Flynn, it's my first time on the NexusTrack.

- Well, congratu-fucking-lations, Rook.

Better than the shit stain buses we used to ride.

- And they got passengers mixed up with prisoners

mixed up with cargo in one tube.

What do you think is gonna go wrong, man?

- Same tube, separate components.

They'll link up to the DC capsule,

then offload at the gas chamber, quick and easy.

Settle your stomach, fairy boy.

- Bring in the last two and lock 'em up.

Woo!

Yeah! (laughs)

- Let's go! - Woo!

Yeah man! Serve it up.

- Jesus Christ! - Fuck those pigs up!

- Now that you're done having your little outburst,

I'm gonna have to leave you ladies.

Enjoy the ride.

Get the body and let's go.

Seal the door tight behind you.

Well, it can't be that bad.

It's like herding cats.

And now these two show up late, they're captains.

- We weren't really that different.

I mean, you certainly weren't an angel.

Do you remember what you did to Mrs. Leary?

You were a fucking monster.

(laughs) Okay, yeah.

We stirred shit up,

but we would never be late for the train to the nationals.

Mm.

- I dunno, something's not right.

Yeah.

Well, I still think we should've had them travel

with the assistant coaches.

No, I made them captains.

It's my responsibility.

I need to make sure that they get there.

This whole routine falls apart without them.

You're very hard on yourself.

- You know, if it's one thing the military taught me,

is personal responsibility.

It's my fault.

Or maybe they need someone else.

Maybe they don't respect me enough.

What?

Tessa, you're a great coach.

The girls love you.

- Yeah, just not enough to show up

for the most important day of the year.

Cut 'em some slack.

It's their first offense.

Got a whole trip to DC to find out what's going on, okay?

Forget about it. Drop it, yeah?

Yeah.

That's why we're here.

Oh yeah?

Then we're totally screwed.

- If we miss this train, we are totally screwed.

The coaches will actually kill us.

- They can't kill us, we're the captains.

- We should have been with the team.

You know, they stayed to escort us like little kids.

That is so embarrassing.

Speaking of embarrassing,

about what I said earlier, I, I just-

- I don't really wanna talk about it.

Yeah, well that's the problem.

- Hey, this is us. - Whoa.

They're doing that chip check-in thing already?

Yep.

And force feeding us propaganda.

- To everyday purchases with automatic-

- What a crock. - Technology that allows you

to seamlessly interact with your world.

It's now available in most countries.

Use it across the globe or anywhere life takes you.

From the company that brought you

the revolutionary NexusTrack

that reinvented the travel industry

with high speed capsule transports.

Now introducing the BrainOp chip.

Unlock your mind.

Simplify your life.

Achieve excellence.

Contact Lumerex today to schedule your appointment

and join the future.

BrainOp designed and manufactured by Lumerex.

- Mandatory in five years, watch.

I am never getting a chip.

- Last call for passengers

on the 6:15 PM NexusTrack to Washington DC.

Please report to platform three immediately.

- Oh shit, we gotta go. - Come on.

Chip detected.

- Last call for passegers on the 6:15 PM NexusTrack to Washington DC.

Please report to platform three immediately.

This is the final NexusTrack of the day.

Hi.

Stop.

How old is he?

- Equipped for the modern age with cutting edge technology

that syncs with your biochem.

It's the safest way to travel.

Oh, come on. Really?

- No, I watched the news last night.

What's his name? Senator Hillin.

He said that biotech is the new future.

- Oh, so the news and the politicians said it,

it must be true.

It's creepy.

God, where are these girls?

Where are the coaches?

- They said platform three at 6:00 PM.

If we had the chip,

we would've never have missed the train.

Yeah, maybe.

But at least we're still 100% human.

- (laughs) With your love for tech,

I'm surprised you weren't first in line to get one.

- Yeah, no, thank you. That is a hard pass.

- Yeah, I'll go down fighting before anyone chips me.

Okay, Miss Badass.

I take it the self-defense courses are working?

- Yeah, they're working. - Okay.

Okay, I wanna show you something.

Excuse you.

- Hello, Susanna. What would you like?

Diet soda and Nutri-Bar.

Thank you Susanna.

Have a nice day.

No wait, no.

My Nutri-Bar is stuck.

- Please do not shake the machine

or I will have to notify security.

Instant karma. (laughs)

Watch this.

It's my new Data Dagger.

This is the closest thing to a chip

as I'm ever gonna need to get.

Look at you, Miss Hacker.

You know this is illegal, right?

No, it's not.

That bitch paid for it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey.

- Let me guess you're not coming. - Yeah, no, of course I'm coming.

- We've heard that before.