Halloween Candy

Oh God!

Oh shit, Burt. Come on.

What the hell are you doing in my house?

Burt, don't be an ass.

Happy Halloween people.

I'm sorry, Liza.

I had to bring my niece, Zoey trick-or-treating

and I really had to pee.

I didn't wanna disturb you

while you're writing your next master piece.

Well, you scared me half to death, so.

Just giving you a little inspiration for your stories.

Burt, go outside and watch Zoe.

I'm not watching her all by myself.

She bit me last time.

You probably deserved it.

Well, biting must run in the family then, huh?

Just go!

Later lizard.

Yo. You better save me some butterfingers.

So, how's the writing going?

Well, it's actually not going.

My publisher's gonna can me if I don't get something to him

by the end of the week.

Come on. It can't be that bad.

Everything I write ends up

with the husband taking the daughter away

and living with his bitchy new girlfriend, so.

I'm sorry about Tori.

This is all new for her,

and I'm sure when things settle down,

she'll come home to you.

She's my daughter,

and she's spending my favorite holiday with Scott and her.

Well, at least you don't have to be out there

in the cold tonight.

Ow, she bit me again.

Get back here. You little shit!

It just sucks because I made her the fucking costume

and I won't even be able to see her in it on Halloween.

I know, it's hard,

but you always said before you two separated

that you never had any time to write.

Now you have it.

Yeah, but not like this.

I mean, they're out there having fun

and I feel like I am stuck here in a goddamn cage.

Hey, listen, it sucks.

I know it does.

But you gotta try your best

to find something positive from your situation.

As hard as it seems right now,

try to find some inspiration from it.

Marcy, I need to tell you something.

Sure. What is it?

Well, I think I might've gotten myself

into a little trouble.

Trouble. What do you mean?

Whoa, shit babe. Come on!

Zoe just ralphed all over the yard

for eating too much candy.

I told you not to let her eat anymore!

I'm sorry. What kind of trouble are you in?

Well, it's complicated, but.

She's doing it again! Whoa.

Oh, sweet God.

You know what? Nevermind.

It looks like you've got your hands full, so.

These two are gonna drive me insane.

I'm sorry. Call me soon though.

Yeah. All right.

Thanks for the advice.

Hey, I am always here if you need me.

Hurry up!

She's puking all over Liza's garden now.

This is incredible.

Burt, what the hell?

I asked you to watch her for two minutes.

I'm sorry. I gotta run.

Happy Halloween.

You too.

Maybe it's time to try and let some inspiration in.

All right.

See you. Bye.

Nice to see you, Burt. Asshole.

Find inspiration. What inspiration?

I feel like I'm in a goddamn cage.

To put Scott in a fucking cage.

Mr. Robastelli, you don't understand.

I need that money!

I can't pay for the rest of my semester without it.

Tim. I'm in the business of giving people a good time.

People pay big money for a good scare like this.

I can't have 'em leave with anything less.

What you did was unacceptable.

That little girl was crying.

She was not having a good time.

Tim, stop!

You broke character.

That's like breaking the cardinal rule around here.

You break the rules, you don't get paid.

That's bullshit!

You're a business student, right, Tim?

Then you should be able to understand my responsibility.

I get paid to give people what they want.

To get the living shit scared out of 'em.

That's how you get repeat business.

You didn't take that class yet, huh? College boy.

I'm gonna report you the first thing tomorrow.

Are you threatening me, Mr. Dombrowski?

I suggest you leave right now.

You're gonna force me to defend myself.

Okay. Fuck you.

Yo. What was wrong with that guy?

The kid broke the rules.

He's not getting paid.

Again, Tony?

That's why you're the best.

So how'd we do? Good numbers?

Best day of the season.

Yeah, good shit.

Tomorrow's Halloween.

It's gonna be even bigger.

Wow.

Do me a favor.

Drop this off at the overnight vault.

I don't want that kind of money

sitting around here all night.

You got a piece?

Nah.

How many times did I tell you don't carry

that much loot around without a piece.

Be careful tonight, it's mischief night.

Make sure nothing happens to that money.

Gotcha, boss.

Hey, they'd have to pry it outta my cold dead hands.

Yeah, that's right.

I'll see ya.

All right, you take it easy.

Hey. Hey. What the hell are you doing in there?

My money. Damn it!

The money! They took the money!

Where's my goddamn money?

I'm warning you.

You better leave my money,

and get your ass outta here right now.

I swear to God, every last dollar better be there.

Or I'll make sure they lock your ass up in a cage.

Who the fuck are you?

Tim! Is that you?

No.

What the fuck?

Who are you?

Mr. Robastelli, you've made a fortune out of fear

and greed.

It is now your turn to pay the price.

It is your turn to be frightened.

No!

Yo, this is off the hook.

This place is disgusting.

I don't understand why do you like this stuff.

Babe, it is Halloween.

You scared, ain't you?

Stop it. Don't even think about it.

Hey, hey. Hey, help me.

Help me get out, please.

These people are good. You're good.

No, look, I'm not supposed to be here.

Help me out, please.

I own this place.

I can't believe they paid us

to come to this haunted house.

Hey, what? Wait, that's my money.

Wait, wait! No!

Shit! Trick or treaters.

Dammit Marcy.

These weren't Scott's edibles, were they?

Okay, good.

Trick or treat.

Oh, look at your costume.

You must be one scary wolf man.

Well, here is a piece of candy for you,

and here is a piece for your parents.

Where's your mom and dad?

Home.

Oh, you're out here all by yourself?

Where do you live?

Stranger? Yeah. I gotcha. Smart boy.

Well be careful out there, okay?

A lot of scary monsters out there.

Okay.

Well, Happy Halloween.

Excuse me little boy. Happy Halloween.

Are you out here alone?

Where are your parents?

Do you even live around here?

Look, I think you should come with me.

I'll take you home.

It's not safe for you to be out here alone.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.