How Do You Play? (놀면 뭐하니?)

(The atmosphere is tense, and the hall is heavily guarded.)

Okay, thank you.

He's entering now.

Thank you.

Why do you keep saying "thank you?"

- Who are you thanking? - Table three,

- spare ribs, thank you. - Are you taking orders?

(He thanks someone instead of being a bodyguard.)

Hurry up.

- Wait. - We must stick together.

Hey, guys? Guys? Hello?

This is the place.

Guys.

Hey.

The crown prince is entering.

The crown prince is here.

(A ray of light descends on dreary Seoul.)

The crown prince is here.

(Crown Prince Gimhae came from afar.)

- He just came in. - Fetch.

- Good boy. - That startled me.

Are they rabid? What's up with them?

The crown prince is here.

The crown prince is here.

- He's coming in. Thank you. - Yes.

The crown prince is here.

He's coming in.

("Crown Prince Gimhae Visits Seoul at Last")

("Solemn Crown Prince Wave is the Talk of the Town")

(He enters calmly as if he's used to such occasions.)

Your Royal Highness, please sit.

Please sit.

Sit!

You can come here. Sit on a chair.

Stand!

Paw.

- Good boy. - Seriously.

(Tricks that would make any hound proud)

- That's Heo-Dachs. - And Ha-Corgi.

Why do you two have these around your necks?

It's because we belong to the royal family.

- Why do you have those? - Earlier,

- we fought over them. - Yes.

You're raised by a member...

of the royal family,

but you're lowly mutts.

- No. - How so?

Our ancestors all belonged to the royal family.

Aren't you random crossbreeds?

What are you talking about?

My mom gave birth to me in the royal household!

You're used to walking along country roads.

So I had no idea...

I would end up today as a bodyguard...

serving Your Royal Highness.

To live in the Republic of Korea...

and be able to hire Yu Jae Seok as a bodyguard.

That shows my level of authority.

Not just anyone can hire him.

- That's right. - So, today,

the rest of you have a role to play, so play it well.

Especially you royal hounds.

We probably rank above you bodyguards.

- My gosh, don't be ridiculous. - What do you mean?

- Royal dogs... - Right. We're royal hounds.

We're also royal bodyguards then.

Even in the military...

I mean, you can get fired. But we're part of the family.

You can get sacked if I tell him on you. You'll be dead.

- Hey. - What?

Why are you wearing blush on your cheeks? Trying to look cute?

Because you're a royal hound...

I'm not trying to look cute. I had a drink last night.

You should've looked plain like him.

Why are you wearing blush?

My owner didn't feed me yesterday, so I got upset and had a drink.

Why would I be responsible for feeding you?

Hey. Did you not feed him?

- Feeding my hounds is... - By the way...

- your responsibility. - His acting...

- Your Royal Highness. - Fire him.

Should I bite him?

I'm sorry to say this.

I get that you're a royal hound, but don't cross the line.

I'm not crossing the line. I'm part of the family.

- That's why I said that. - You know what "hound" is, right?

- A dog. - Exactly.

So...

I'm sorry to say this. But considering the rank,

- you must know that we outrank you. - Right.

- That's the truth. - A dog is barking.

- How do you outrank us? - Okay?

- I mean... - You know what?

- Ha the Dog is right about it. - Right.

- Here's why. - Ha the Dog?

Let me explain. His rank is right below...

- mine. - Right.

But Jae Seok outranks me.

- He outranks you. - You're outranked.

- He outranks me, actually. - Jae Seok outranks him.

- Come on. If you say that, - All right. I get it.

- Okay. - you'll mix up the rules.

- Right. Just for today... - Okay. I got it.

- Don't worry. Yes. - Jae Seok.

- You're my bodyguard today. - Sure. I got it.

- I'll stick to my character. - Yes.

Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking.

- Okay. - Right.

Don't let people crowd around you.

- I won't let that slide. - Okay.

- I warned you. - Okay.

I outrank everyone here.

- That's right. - True.

- We... - Everyone, film only me!

Don't film them. Just film me!

(Shockingly, not a single camera moves.)

- I can do whatever I want. - Sang Gook used to play...

a character with snot on "Gag Concert."

He's the crown prince today.

- Don't talk about him like that. - Hey.

You used to spin balloons. You...

Hey.

A snotty guy.

You...

- Anyway, - Yes.

Crown Prince Charles is here.

We prepared some refreshments to celebrate your visit...

to Seoul.

(Splendid refreshments for the crown prince)

What are these?

I see some refreshments in front of us.

Jae Seok, you should have some first.

- Right. - So...

- But... - I have a reason.

That's the thing with the royal family.

Being part of the royal family...

- is not an easy thing. - Yes.

Hey!

His Royal Highness is talking.

- How dare you act like some mutt? - My gosh.

- You startled me just now. - Here you go.

You scared me for a second. I'm serious.

- Seriously. - Act like a royal hound. How...

Do you really want me to teach you a lesson?

Act like a royal hound from the UK.

A royal hound from the UK?

(A classy way of training his royal hound)

- Let me have a bite. - Go ahead, Jae Seok.

- Let me taste the food. - Taste it.

Oh, give me

Okay. Let me check to make sure everything is good.

- It's good. - Is it?

- Yes. It's good. - It's good?

(The crown prince finally has a bite too.)

This is nice.

This is so fancy.

It's got a classy vibe.

Jae Seok.

- You must pour it with two hands. - Okay. I was holding this.

- Put it down then. - Okay.

With two hands. Yes.

Sang Gook, will you be okay afterward?

I think you're taking it too far.

I'm concerned as your colleague.

I do think this will be his last episode with us.

What? I thought this was my job.

(The crown prince is about to be deposed after the shortest reign.)

- My gosh, it's so hot in here. - Do you...

Is wearing velvet weather appropriate?

The suit does look classy.

- It does get hot. - My gosh.

- But you're Prince Charles. - I'm sweating like crazy.

- Things have been crazy, right? - Any news?

He was trending like crazy on search engines.

- It's crazy. - You're going viral.

Our episode aired on the same day as BTS' concert.

- Right. - After our episode aired,

- their concert began. - It was right after ours.

Two days before their concert,

BTS had...

- the strongest online presence. - Right.

- But I managed to beat them. - Yes.

I was number one on the trending keywords.

- Gosh, Sang Gook. - Go on.

I was number one.

- You were? - Yes.

What happened when their concert began at 8 p.m.?

My name was gone from the list right away. I'm serious.

It went from Seoul all the way to Gimhae.

It went all the way to Jeju.

What's going on?

- My gosh. - He startled me.

What is it?

- What's going on? - What?