Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

WAY DOWN MEXICO WAY

"Pass the Old El Grasso,

taste the old South West".

- Pass the Old El Grasso. - Pass the Old El Crasso.

- Passion of the West. - Hey Beavis.

Pass the Old El Crasso.

Change it, dude.

Hey guys! Welcome back to Video Wonderland.

This guy is a choad smoker.

They all are.

And here is a classic that you definitely won't hear on Mexican radio.

Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio".

- It's a message, dude. - A sign from our master.

I like when those bull's horns tear open a guy's stomach.

- And you can see his guts. - Yeah.

One day in school, when I was, like, paying attention,

they were teaching us about how cows have four separate butts.

They can, like, digest their food in each butt.

And they spit it up. And they, like, chew their crud.

That would be cool if we had, like, four butts.

- I mean, like, four butts each. - Yeah.

Than we would have, like, seven butts all together.

That would be cool.

Yes! These guys rock!

That would be cool,

if that guy jumped off the stage and nobody caught him.

And he smashed his head on the floor.

Yeah, yeah.

And then his... then his head would crack open.

And there'd be, like, blood everywhere and brains.

That would be cool.

Yeah, what if somebody started slipping around on his blood and brains.

And then he cracked his head open.

And then everybody was slipping around on blood.

Yeah, cracking their heads open.

That's like that movie.

Where that guy was riding in that car and his, like, head exploded.

But it was all out of focus.

That sucks.

Hey Beavis, there's too many dudes in this video.

Yeah, there's no chicks in sweaty t-shirts.

Let's see if we can get scrambled porno flicks on UHF.

That would be cool.

Thanks for taking us to Mexico, Dave.

This ride ain't free, boys.

Remember, I got business down there.

And you are part of the management team.

This is cool.

Yeah.

You boys ever been to Mexico before?

Well, ain't no law down there. It's every man for himself.

They take no prisoners.

Well, actually they take a few. And they torture 'em.

Cool.

Yeah, they don't care what you do.

Until you cross 'em.

It's a whole different world down there.

We can buy fireworks, right? Like, M-80's and stuff?

Fireworks, guns, white slaves, endangered species.

Hell, they got everything down there.

Did he say fireworks?

We're almost there.

Cool.

Okay we'll meet back here in five hours.

Hey gringo! Hey gringo, I kick your ass.

Let's go get some M-80's.

Cool.

Fireworks?

Fireworks?

M-80's?

Firecrackers?

Fireworks?

These people are stupid.

Yeah.

Two tacos.

One.

- He wants a buck. - Why didn't he say so?

Here, doggy. Here, boy.

Here you go.

- Here, doggy. - Go for it.

Pass the Old El Paso.

Cool.

- Water. - Water.

We have excellent water here in Mexico!

Is this foreign?

Yeah.

Check it out, Beavis.

She's got money on her head.

Yeah, money is cool.

She's gonna take all that money on her head.

And go play video games.

On her horse.

- Yeah. Is this Paula Habdula? - Yeah.

Is this video about Jesus?

Yeah, Christ is cool.

- Yes! - Cool!

Yeah!

Chains and chicks.

- That's more like it! - Yeah.

Sluts are cool.

Hey Beavis, have you ever drank a beer?

- Yeah - Oh yeah? Where'd you get it?

This, like, guy gave it to me.

You haven't drank a beer. Lying wuss.

I should, like, join this band.

Yeah, these chicks would talk to us.

They'd talk to me.

Then they'd tell you to get your sorry ass out of there.

Yeah, rock n' roll is cool.

Whoa!

- Hey Butt-Head? - Yeah?

Cool, dude.

Check this out.

Mexico is cool.

She wants something.

Is that Dianne Reeves?

Yeah.

Depeche Mode is French for "we're wussies".

Yeah.