The Boulet Brothers' Dragula

Previously, on "Dragula."

Hello, uglies.

Welcome to Hollywood, where dreams come to die.

We're playing a game.

This is not just a competition anymore.

This is a game.

No.

Don't fucking do that, you fucking cunt.

Oh.

- One or two people were trying to get you disqualified.

What?

- "I know this will be a disappointment

to a lot of people, but I've decided to remove

myself from the game.

I love you, uglies.

Heart, Madge."

- I don't believe that anyone deserves

to win this competition without going to Exterminations.

- While all of the looks were killer tonight,

there could only be one winner.

And that drag monster is--

Isn't this exciting?

Ah, my ghoulish friends.

Here we are, at the end of our blood-soaked journey together.

- It's been a season filled with screams,

surprises, and more severed limbs than we ever imagined.

Tonight, we gather to witness the grand finale,

where only one will emerge from our house of

horrors victorious.

- Our contestants have faced trials

that tested not only their skill, but their very souls.

- They've danced with death, flirted with madness,

and painted our stage with the crimson hues of their fears.

- But in the end, only one can claim the crown and title

of our reigning Monarch of Monstrosity.

- So settle in, my lovelies, and prepare for a finale that

will leave you gasping for breath

and reaching for the nearest holy water.

- The winner of "The Boulet Brothers' Dragula"

will receive a cash prize of $100,000, courtesy of us,

and the crown and title of Dragula, the world's next

Drag Supermonster.

She's a killer.

She'll make you scream.

Wow.

Can't believe I made it to the top fucking three of Dragula.

It's so empty in here.

It feels correct.

If you would have told me at the beginning

of the competition, I'd be in the top three,

I wouldn't have believed it.

But as the weeks went on, I knew that I

belonged in the top three.

- Can't get rid of this bitch. - Look at us.

We did it.

- I can't believe I made it through

this amazing Extermination.

This was, like, the fucking killer Extermination,

and I made it to top fucking three, bitch.

So who is it gonna be?

- I mean, the track record speaks for itself.

- I've always thought it was you, me, and Grey, so--

I am so nervous to see who is walking through that door.

Like, I want to know, who am I competing against?

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Just kidding.

Oh, bitch.

You fucking bitch.

Surprise.

Oh, my God.

This top three feels correct.

We each bring something very unique,

and I'm fucking excited.

It's only a matter of time before that crown

is on my head.

You see what I did there?

Matter of time.

Wow. So extermination.

- Oh. - Yeah.

How was that? - It hurt.

That was so fucking fun.

It was like a real-life video game.

We're like, ah, like, running around.

Like, that was wild.

Trying to even look for blood points while being shot at?

Insane.

They were shooting through the boxes.

You couldn't even get away from them.

I was bleeding.

Those paint balls frickin' stung.

I was bleeding, I was dodging, and I

was honestly just trying to hide behind anything I could.

- So I feel like the cauldron got

a little bit heated last week with what Yuri

was saying to you, Auntie.

And how are you feeling, coming out of that?

- It gets heated, sometimes, in there,

and everything she was saying was totally valid.

The way I grew up and the way my family

is, we just kind of air our grievances,

but it's never, like, super serious.

And I think some people can, you know,

misinterpret that as being negative.

And, you know, me and Yuri came to an understanding,

and we got it, you know?

And that's what family is about.

Things happen.

Tensions get high, but, you know, we forgive and we forget.

I see both sides of that.

And I understand, she was just fighting for her life

because she wanted to be in the top three so badly.

- It's sad that she's gone, but I'm happy as fuck

that we're here.

- I think Yuri went home because the track

record's not it, and she just barely got a win.

So, girl, hope the flight ain't too long to New Zealand.

Oh.

- They kept saying, this is a game.

So, like, you know, now that we're at the end,

how did you play it?

- I pretty much felt like a lone wolf throughout it.

I didn't seek any alliances.

I just wanted to put my best foot forward and show

my best version of myself.

And I totally did that.

- Introducing all these curses, it was, like--

it did scare me a little bit.

And I'm like, you know what?

I gotta try something.

So I actually--

I did actually try to form an alliance with Pi.

And she's like, yeah, let's do it

and literally, a week later, was like, oh, yeah, cold feet.

I don't want to do this anymore.

I'm like, you fucking cunt.

- I will say, it was interesting

that you did bring up Pi, because we

did have a true alliance going into this.

We decided to be a little strategic in some of the things

that we did, like when we voted on Snake Pit.

So we did have an alliance, but we weren't super

cutthroat with what we did.

We tried to play it mostly fair.

So, like, when you and Vivvi were up,

we were trying to sway the others, as far as,

like, how the vote should go for that.

Your name was thrown around too.

I'm sorry.

- So we're thinking, if y'all are willing

for us to all agree on Auntie, then

we will also agree on Grey.

Those sneaky little bitches.

I don't know if it helps to play a game,

but it helped me get a lot of Curses.

Fucking bitches.

- I feel like the Boulets let us know that this season is

a game, and out of the three of us, I was the one playing it.

I played the game, so should win the crown.

- Now that I'm putting the pieces together,

it makes sense why Pi decided not to do the alliance with me,

although she tried to spin it like she didn't want it

in the beginning, so whatever.

- I think Grey and Auntie may be a little bit mad at me.

But honestly, they should be mad at themselves

because they did not play the game.

Oh.

Oh, no.

It's happening.

It's our last one.

Oh, these bitches.

What?

- Let's do it. - All right.

- Let's do it. - Let's be.

Bye.

I hope you fuck this up.

- My family, my household is very conservative.

I didn't find this out until later in life,

when I was an adult. But I grew up in, like, a Christian cult

called The Way.