Dragon Ball

Goku and Bulma have their five Dragon balls,

and are crossing the desert in search of the sixth.

But a treacherous plan is being hatched to spoil their mission.

Let's get going, Puar. We can't let those three slip through our fingers.

Huh? But what about the girl, Yamcha? Remember?

Leave that to me. I've got a plan.

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So, why didn't you tell us before that you had this camper Dyno Cap, Oolong?

Well you didn't exactly ask me, now did you?

Besides, I didn't want those bandits to steal it.

Kid, watch yourself, you're gonna choke.

This is good.

I hope I see Yamcha again.

He was so shy and so handsome...

Does this place have a tub?

Yeah, right in there.

To tell you the trurth, I'm used to much nicer accommodations.

Then why don't you try a luxury hotel down the road?

I'm sure there are lost of 'em out here in the desert!

It's just that it's so small.

Well it ain't no palace, but I don't see any royalty around either, get it?

Now what are you looking for?

- Peepholes. - Hey! What kind of place you think I'm runnin'?!

Well, I wouldn't put it past you.

What?

You little perv.

I'll let you win the battle, sister, but I'm gonna win the war.

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Emperor. Spy pods are now in position.

We are ready to put operation " Desert Dragon Bomb" into effect. Over.

Good. Proceed as planed, Agent Mai. Base out.

Let's go!

Come on!

It's set to go off in four minutes.

Shu, somebody's out there! Let's get out of here.

Mai, I think we have a problem.

The bomb is stuck to my hand.

This isn't good, Shu!

What should I do?!

You better wait here. I'll go get help.

Hey, wait for me!

Mm-hmm... a double-decker camper.

I'll bet we can get a decent price for a rig like that.

But what about the girl?

Easy.

All we have to do is find a way to lure her out of there for a few minutes.

Then we sneak in and rob them blind! Ha ha ha!

You're starting to scare me.

You think we're safe out here?

Don't worry! The worst thing that could happen to us is they take our stuff.

That's it, huh?

Well, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've got some very serious cargo here.

You're not worried, 'cause you don't have anything worth stealing.

Yeah-huh. My Dragon ball.

Dragon ball? What's that?

Well, Bulma asked me not to show you, but.... I guess it's okay.

Neat, huh?

Okay, she's right above us.

Master, can you see if the other two are with her?

Hang on.

Yamcha?! What happened?! Are you all right?!

Is something out there?

I hate turning into a bowl of mush everytime I see a girl!

It's not your fault...

I think I hear something.

Are you sure it's true?

It's the pig and the kid. Hmph.

So, when you get all seven Dragon balls together,

the Dragon appears and grants a wish?

Yep, that's right.

Any wish you can think of?

Guess so. That's what Bulma said.

So, how many more Dragon balls do you need?

Just two.

Heh! We're on to something really big here, Goku old pal!

- Come on. - Right!

Well, it seems we hit the jackpot!

Yeah?

Puar, you know what this means, don't you?!

What Yamcha?

I will never be shy around women again! Never!

But Yamcha, if you could have any wish,

then you could rule the world and have all the riches in it.

Come on! How long have you been with me?

It's been two years, one month, and three days.

After all this time, I thought you really would have known me by now.

I thought so too....

Well, my furry friend, you don't.

I have no aspirations to rule the world. Understand?

I think I do...

No... I want what no riches in the world can buy...

Don't you see that one day I'd like to get married?

Or at least be able to ask a girl out on one single, lousy date!

See what happens when you don't have an afternoon nap, Master?

From now on, we have only those Dragon balls in our sights!

We'll get them. Mark my words.

You know, kid?

We need to cut Bulma out. That's all there is to it.

But Bulma and I are partners. Why would you want to cut her out?

Look, kid, she's a girl and we're guys.

And we're going to want to wish for some guy things.

Like, a harem with three-hundred girls!

Golly, why would you wanna have three-hundred girls?

Huh? How's that, kid?

Well, can you imagine what it would be like having three-hundred Bulmas to listen to?

How dare you talk behind me back, Goku?!

I was just, uh... Oh, never mind.

Oolong, do you have any extra pajamas?

Oh, like mine would fit you.

So what am I supposed to wear to bed, then?

What am I, your butler?!

Well, with that hat you look like one.

Or a limo driver, or something.

Here you go.

This cold juice will calm your nerves.

You can be a sweet swine, can't you?

More than you'll ever know.

Aw, thank you.

Eww, this stuff's gross!

It's for, uh, health nuts.

It's, uh, supposed to make you strong.

Oh, well. Down the hatch.

I do fell stronger!

You want some, Oolong?

Oh, for me? I, uh, had mine already.

So where do I sleep? I'm tired...

Just go right up those stairs there.

Good night.

And you better not come up here!

Or I'll just have to make the 'piggy' sound again,

and you'll be going "Wee, wee, wee! All the way home"! Get it?

Gotcha.

And since you're not doing anything, I want my clothes clean by morning.

Right.

Boy, the way she was nagging me, you would think we were married or something.

I'll never understand women.

That sleeping powder works faster than I thought!

Stealing the Dragon balls is gonna be a cinch with these kids knocked out!

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Hurry, Shu!

Something's wrong! It won't stop!

It's gonna blow in less than a minute!

What am I gonna do?

I'm too young to blow up...

What happened? Tell me, Shu!

Nothing to worry about, Mai. I reset it for eight o'clock tomorrow morning.

Then: Boom.

I bet the Dragon balls are upstairs...

and I know the first place I'm gonna look.

It's all clear, Yamcha.

All right, Puar. This is it. You know what to do?

What's that?!

This kid is really zonked out!

I wonder where the other two have gone?

I guess they're upstairs.

Puar, I want you to change into this kid here and lure the others outside, okay?