The Rock

We can't hold out much longer, sir!

General Hummel, you've gotta get us outta here now!

I won't let you down. I won't let you down, son.

Goddamn it, sir!

How long do we have to wait? I've lost 15 men already!

They're lightin' us up like a firestorm!

This is Hummel. Get my men outta there!

We don't have clearance to go behind enemy lines.

They're not coming for us, are they, sir?

Congressman Weaver and esteemed members

of the Special Armed Services Committee.

I come before you to protest a grave injustice.

Aim!

It has to stop.

I miss you so much.

There's something I've gotta do, Barb.

Something I couldn't do while you were here.

I tried.

You know I tried everything. And I still don't have their attention.

Let's hope this elevates their thinking.

But whatever happens...

...please don't think less of me.

Marine, inform the garrison CO

General Hummel's coming on board with an inspection team.

Yes, sir. Sir, it's an honour having you, sir.

- About time for a guard meeting, huh? - Yeah, I'll tell ya.

I got the access card. We got 30 minutes till those darts wear off.

Move it!

The access card, sir.

Let's do it.

2,400 magazine check.

Go, go.

- Man, it's wet out there. - Check me through, will ya?

Clear!

- I want 16, major! - Move it!

Evac!

Seal the door!

- Come on, man! Seal it! - No! No!

Let me outta here! Oh, God! Let me outta here!

Let me out! Let me out!

Clear out. Get outta here!

Sorry.

Let's move out.

Two more cc's of acetylene chloride.

That'll be $5, Isherwood.

You suck.

You guys have too much time on your hands.

Yes! She's here! Bring it to me now. Thank you, Phil!

What's that? Why'd you get it sent here?

Carla wouldn't approve.

She thinks it's dumb to spend $600 on an LP.

Carla's right. Why don't you just spend $13 on a CD, man?

First of all, it's because I'm a Beatlemaniac.

And second, these sound better.

Could be serious. Could be sarin gas.

Dog out of JFK caught a whiff of something in this package

postmarked to a Bosnian refugee camp. Could be detergent, could be sarin gas.

Bosnian refugee camp?

Half a million Serbians reside in the US, Marvin.

- Serbians don't like Bosnians. - Can we get suited up?

- You bring the cockroaches? - Got 'em.

We have air lock, Stanley. Set to go.

October 1, 0900 hours.

Agent Stanley Goodspeed, Agent/Trainee Marvin Isherwood

initiating exam of wooden crate. Suspicion of sarin gas inside.

- Marvin, sarin is a...? - GB aerosol.

That is correct.

Let's see. We have some dirty magazines.

"Stone Age Cave Girls in the Raw".

Kinky. And... not a good sign.

Hello, little baby doll. Lookit, Stan.

- Hi there, Stanley. - Marvin, don't!

Hi, Stan.

Shit! Move back! Move back!

- Powering exhaust. - Hang on, guys.

We'll have that room clear! You'll be OK.

Jesus Christ!

OK, I've got some bad news and some really bad news.

The bad news is the gas is corrosive, and it's eating our suits.

- It's all over my hand, man! - The really bad news

is there's enough C4 explosive and gas

to blow the chamber and kill everybody in the building.

- Detonation two minutes. - Out now!

Seal us inside.

- Where are the sprinklers? - The acid's eating my su...

It's eating my fucking suit! All right? Shit!

Just wash us off!

- Where are sprinklers? - We're working on it. Flow problem.

That's a pretty big friggin' problem. Fix it now!

- We're working! How much time? - A minute ten.

- Look! - We're gonna have the room clear.

- Tell 'em to take the atropine, now! - The atropine.

- What? - Where's my water, Lonner? One minute!

Marvin, the atropine, now!

Inject it in your heart before your suit melts.

Shit!

- Make him take it too. - Where's that water?

- Get that away from me! - Come on, fix it for Christ's sake!

Take the atropine now, for Christ's sake!

- We're fucked. - The poison's mixing.

What the fuck are you waiting for, Stanley?

You take the fucking needle now!

- Fuck! Shit! Fuck, shit! - Forty seconds!

If that suit melts... If you die, we all die!

Inject your heart and then diffuse the bomb!

Just do it, Stan!

What if I miss my heart? I can't see shit!

- Do it now! - Look how big this is.

You want me to stick this into my heart? Are you fucking nuts?

- All right, it's coming! - OK, here we go, man!

Sprinkler activated.

How much time left?

Twenty seconds!

We're not gonna make it.

Fifteen.

Come on.

Clear!

Get me the fuck out of this gas chamber!

I almost stabbed myself in the heart with this thing.

- Stan? - Hey, darlin'.

Hi, baby.

I had such an interesting day today.

Yeah, I had kind of an interesting day myself.

Oh, OK, you go first.

Just some terrorists decided to send a little care package, box of goodies,

which had to be neutralised before blowing up the office.

So I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, little guitar. Just relaxing.

- Wow! - I mean it, honey.

The world is being FedEx'd to hell on a handcart.

I really believe that anyone who's even thinking about having a child

in this world is coldly considering an act of cruelty.

I know, I'm rambling, I'm complaining. I'm sorry.

- What's your news, baby? - I'm pregnant.

I'm sorry?

I'm pregnant.

- Really? - Yeah.

Wow!

Is that all you're gonna say is "wow"?

- You're pregnant? - Three weeks.

How do you know? I mean, how do you know?

Blue! Just turned blue, so I went to the doctor.

You didn't mean what you just said, did you?

- When? - Just right now.

When you were talking about bringing a child into the world

and having it be an act of cruelty.

- I meant it at the time. - Stanley, at the time?

You said it seven and a half seconds ago.

Well, gosh!

A lot's happened since then. Look, we're not even married.

I know. It's funny you should mention that.

- It's funny? - Do you love me?

- Of course I love you. - Good.

- Will you marry me? - Whoa! Whoa! Wait, hey.

- Hey, marriage police, pull over. - Come on, Stanley.

I'm proposing to you right now.

The Rock is the most famous and was the most feared prison ever built.

Is it true that there's never been an escape?

That's true. From 1936 until '63, when the prison closed,

there were 14 attempts.

No one is believed to have made it to shore, alive at least.

Hey, fellas. I'm sorry, tourists are not allowed here.

- I don't really give a shit! Do you? - No.

- Come here, fruity. - Move!

Hey, girls? Hi, you all havin' a good time?

Yeah.

Will you do something for me? It's really important.

Tell your teacher you need to get back on the boat and go home now.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Broadway!

This cell block housed the most awesome scum in America.

Ladies and gentlemen, I, Ranger Bob,

cordially invite you to become inmates of Alcatraz, temporarily, of course.

On the line!

Pretty tight quarters, aren't they, huh? Like being a caged animal.

Spend a couple of years in there...

What's the matter? Something wrong with the tour?

Tour's over, Bob.

What kind of fucked-up tour is this?

General Hummel, Captains Frye and Darrow reporting, sir.

Welcome to The Rock. Land the choppers on the back side

- and deploy as planned. - Aye, aye, sir. Move out!

I'm not allowed to carry a gun.

You're not allowed? I got a damn gun. If I'd have known this was gonna happen,

I'd have brought my motherfuckin' gun! Help!

Gentlemen, this'll be our new home.

Tom, I want my command centre right here.

- I want coms up. - Roger that, sir.

Satellite over there. I wanna be up at 1600.

Let's move it.

Systems up.

Possible penetration point in the shower room.

- We're setting anti-intrusion. - I brought a personal touch, sir.

It's an anti-motion trembler device. It's custom-made.

Nobody knows about it and nobody expects it.

- What's it do? - We head-fake 'em with the laser beam.

And then if they disturb Mr. Backup here, we own 'em.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're being detained against your will.

For that, I apologise. It is not our intention in any way to harm you.

You will not be detained one minute longer

than is necessary for us to complete our mission.

Attention on deck!