Bad Ben

I'm on my way from settlement

on the house on Steelmanville Road.

Bought at Sheriff's sale.

How do I flip this thing around.

As you can see,

the weather is not the greatest.

It's a nice rainy day,

but I want to be able to show you guys

what the house looks like at first sight.

There it is.

Not bad for a Sheriff's sale huh?

Okay, let's go have a look.

It has four bedrooms, five and a half baths,

a full basement.

What else?

It sits on nine acres.

Looks like the bank had somebody

keep coming and mowing the lawn.

So they kept on top of that.

But, apparently, nobody remembered to tell the press

to stop delivering.

Oh no, come on.

Well, the electric is off.

Why wouldn't they take their personal belongings with them?

Obviously, a religious bunch.

I understand not being able to make your mortgage payments,

but why won't you take your stuff with you.

There's probably a couple thousand dollars

worth of stuff in here I can sell.

That's the oldest Bible I have ever seen.

Well it's getting late on a Friday,

so let me try and call the electric company

and try to get power on

before I'm without it all weekend.

Okay.

So the electric company told me

they'll have power turned on in a couple hours.

In the meantime, it's getting dark,

and I'm getting hungry.

So I am gonna go get something to eat.

I'm also going to get rid of these signs of religion

so that this house I'm gonna flip is politically correct.

Alright.

Shit.

I'll come back for them.

Yeah, she's a beaut.

Sorry, no offense towards anybody,

it's just that's the day and age we live in.

I think I see light.

I think my friends at Atlantic City Electric did me a solid.

I'm gonna make a fortune flippin' this place.

Look at that.

Let's take a look at what we got.

Now we can go inside and take a look around.

What the fuck?

Did I leave that open?

What the hell?

The hell?

Hello?

Yeah I'm still here.

Alright, once you reset that,

am I gonna be able to see all the cameras on the feed?

Alright, that's good.

These people have cameras everywhere.

Every room, outside, even the bedrooms.

The only place they don't have them is the bathrooms.

Yeah, well, I'm glad you could get these working

because I went out last night.

I just got settled on the house yesterday.

I go out and I come back, somebody had broken in.

No, it doesn't look like they took anything.

The house is full of good stuff though.

I mean these people just up and left here.

What now?

Oh shit, there I am.

Yeah, it's working.

Can you see me?

Yeah, well, don't be watching me sleep.

So I'll be able to see every camera through here.

Can I hook this up to a VCR somehow?

Oh, that's cool.

So I can download it anywhere, or access it anywhere?

How long does it record for?

And then it just loops

and starts recording over the old stuff?

You have longer?

What's the cost for longer than 24 hours?

No, a week would be good.

Alright, that's what I want.

I want a week.

And then just put it on the same card, okay?

Zach, your the best.

Your saving my house.

Alright man.

Thanks.

Oh, in there dining room.

I wonder if this thing works.

These things are like $400.

Bonus.

Oh, there you are.

Nice tile floor.

Hey, god damnmt.

What the fuck?

Who's in here?

God Dammit.

Come on out!

I'm calling the fucking cops.

Who's down there?

Hey!

Yo dude, my house got broken into again.

No, because the only thing that records on this app

is whatever camera I'm watching.

So that doesn't do any good.

All I got is video of me walking around the house

from room to room.

Yeah, I was upstairs in the bedroom

and all of a sudden I heard this crash downstairs

and I came running downstairs

and everything was all fucked up in the living room again.

Can you access the files?

Well I don't need it right now.

But do me a favor, see if you can access the files.

And if you can, email me, or send me a video file.

Where do I set that?

Alright, I see it.

So I want to switch that on?

And now that will record all the cameras?

Alright good.

Yeah.

Every door in the house was locked,

so now I gotta change all the locks

because obviously whoever this is has a key.

And the cops were here, and they walked through the house.

And they're looking at me like I'm a fucking idiot.

Alright.

And it'll still record for a week.

Yeah, that's fine.

Alright man.

Thanks a lot.

Fuck my life.

God Dammit.

Oh, come on.

You've gotta be shitting me.

What now?

Nope.

Who the fuck is doing this?

Get the fuck out of my house!

Hello?

Jesus, it's freezing down here.

Oh, come on!

Jesus.

What is this smell?

Where is the...?

Jesus.

Well the solar light works.

Everything else is out.

They got power down there.

I see streetlights.

And down there I see lights on a house.

How'd I win this lottery.

So, if it's not at the street, at the pole,

it's gotta be inside.

Ah, here we go.

Well that doesn't do anything.

What is that?

Jesus, it's cold up here too.

It's like 30 degrees warmer outside

than in the house for that matter.

It's gotta be a vent from downstairs up here.

It freaking stinks.

Yeah, Merry Fucking Christmas.

Oh good, thank god.

Oh shit.

Let me not break my neck here.

Alright, my little visitors.

That ought to keep you out.

Now, I want to go research the property a little more

on this rainy day.

Okay, I'm checking out the rest of the house.

Oh, maybe I'll find keys for that inside.

It's a nice shed though.

Can't get through the basement, so I'll come out here.

Oh sweet!

Hopefully that runs.

I gotta change my estimate

for what I can get selling shit they left behind.

Now this is a powerful air conditioner folks.

I'm telling you when I'm inside,

that thing runs like crazy.

It'll blow you right off the toilet seat

if you're under the vent.

Let's see what's out in the back backyard.

Man, whoever buys this place can clear out this whole lot.

See what I told you about that air conditioner,

if I could hold this still.

Look how it blows the blinds.

Okay, we're going deep.

This property goes all the way back to the marshes.

Actually, it goes beyond that,

but we're not going out there.