Silambattam (சிலம்பாட்டம்)

SILAMBATTAM

Thirunelveli district

You dears have grown well.

But what do I do?

Isn't it my place where you've grown!

Henceforth there'll not be sowing here but only swindling will happen.

I've come.

See my dance from now on.

THIRUVOOR KUMBAKONAM

Oh gosh, temple elephant has gone rut. All flee away.

Run.

What harm can the fate do?

What will the stick that has approached me do?

What can the God of death do?

Lord Kumaresan's earrings..

..sticks, anklets and his ankle..

His gracious face..

If it appears before me, what will I do?

What harm can the fate do?

What will the stick that has approached me do?

What can the God of death do?

Lord Kumaresan's earrings..

..sticks, anklets and his ankle..

His gracious face..

May it appear before me!

May it appear before me!

- Show them too. - OK grandpa.

Yes, grandpa.

- There's food at house. Have it. Don't wait for me. -OK.

Why should you wait? As if tasty food is cooked.

Just dhal soup and burnt papad. What's the necessity to say this?

Tell me how you controlled this animal by your song.

Uncle, as angry people cool down when they see Lord Muruga.

- Same was done by this animal. - Is it? -Yes.

- Is it eating more for this little matter? - Keep quiet uncle, don't envy.

Stop, don't run.

- Jaanu dear, leave me. Don't hurt me. - Stop man.

Leave me. Uncle and Aunty save me please.

- Don't run. - She is chasing me very fast.

I beg your pardon I'll never come to your house.

- Stop, don't make me run. - Won't you catch, if I stop?

Am I not smart?

What happened Jaanu?

Baby is crying. Go.

Why is she running like this?

Why are you running like this?

What happened?

What happened?

What a speed like P.T.Usha, was she chasing?

Seems I've seen her somewhere!

Is it you?

- Knife! Murder. -What did I say to you through phone yesterday?

- Knife! Murder. -What did I say to you through phone yesterday?

- What did I say? - What did you say?

Please tell that you don't like me.

I came to tell no.

But you stood with good features. So I got a slightly tempted.

- Things happened beyond control. - Did it go beyond control?

Is a tie necessary?

You ate snacks. Why didn't you run away with it?

What did you do?

Wait.

Do you know to dance?

Or do you at least know to sing?

- Are you going to beg by making me sing? - Why are you talking like this?

I asked since I wanted to enjoy you singing after marriage.

Are you going to enjoy? Do you know when I got wild?

Do you know to make cereal savory?

I'll tell.

I'll tell.

Why did you beat me like this? I asked because of desire for its taste.

- Nothing, I'll lose life for its taste. - Indeed you're going to lose your life.

- Come. -She'll kill my son. Please somebody come and save him.

- Shut up. If you say a word, I'll cut your son's throat!

Throat? What is she saying?

Oh gosh, are you talking like a Brahmin girl?

We don't want her relation. Come.

- Come, I'll show you a thing. - Don't hurt him. Leave him.

Why do you rotate me before the bull statue? Is it a vow?

Look him well who stands there.

- Is the garland ready? - Yes, he's there. Why should I see him?

I'm going to marry him only.

- How is my man? - He's not up to my personality!

Wow, how attractive he is. Ashes in forehead, seed in neck

..jewels in ears and coconut pony tail.

Wow, he looks like an innocent.

Wow, he looks like an innocent.

- What? - I said he is well built.

Were you wooed by his ponytail?

You only are calling him. But he's calling some girl's name,

..and going to pick up her. - Obedient.

- Please leave the way, Valli has to come. - Will not Valli go by sideway?

- I've to give water for Valli. - You only will give water for Valli.

- You only will give water for Jaanu. - You only are giving water to all girls.

Do you think yourself as a Cupid? Settle a bit, I'll give water to Valli.

OK, you yourself give it.

First give me some water.

Seems I'll die within I collect cash for the cable connection given to them!

Aunty, I'm waiting at the entrance, could you come with cash?

Come Sama cable TV. Shouldn't a month begin? Take it.

That was when it was as Sama cable TV. Now its Sama cable network.

That was when it was as Sama cable TV. Now its Sama cable network.

- Is it 300 rupees? Its too much. - How can you negotiate?

Aren't you using the soap used by Ishwarya rai for bathing?

- How do you know that? - I peeped while you were bathing!

- How do you know that? - I peeped while you were bathing!

No, neighborhood is waiting when you'll open the door for smelling the fragrance!

No, neighborhood is waiting when you'll open the door for smelling the fragrance!

- What you say will be right! - Aunty believed.

Did you play by having it with you? Give me. It has come from a lucky place.

- Don't give. -Nutty uncle. Won't he spoil the work?

- It's late, give me. -Don't give. - Wait! Uncle is telling something. -Leave it

- Now why are you giving him 300 rupees? - Could you shut till I get money?

Didn't you get 100 rupees last tear? Now why do you get 300 rupees?

Don't you know that you're called as nutty uncle?

I know very well that you only named me so and spread it out to all.

I can't tell you the reason. I've already said it to Aunty.

I can't tell you the reason. I've already said it to Aunty.

- I know your knack. -You'll settle if only your pin if removed.

- Don't make me tensed unnecessarily. - Don't makes me tensed as well.

If you keep doing like this, I'll tell to my uncle who is working in secretariat

..and put you behind bars. Be careful.

..and put you behind bars. Be careful.

- Are you threatening me as you would do to others? -I'll surely threaten.

- Your stuff will not materialize here. - Let me see that. Bring me the phone.

- So, will you inform him whatever I do? - I will.

- Will you inform whatever I do? -I will.

Will you tell all? Will you inform even if I fart?

Aunty, I think your cooker weight has lifted! Did you hear the sound?

Not from the cooker. It has come from your nicker. Damn.

Uncle. Aunty.

No, that wasn't me. Am I not cleaning my bowel by having caster oil every week?

How then it is..? May be Aunty has done, but accusing me.

- Uncle. - Why?

- Uncle. - Why?

Did you hear any sound?

- Did that sound start from here? - It did start from here very soundly

..But it ended mild when it reached you. How was the smell?

Is this a matter of enjoyment by smelling? You're telling like you've expelled by..

..mixing vanilla and strawberry! - You're telling it rightly.

- I had strawberry ice cream only! - Look.

- Accept it to Aunty that you only expelled it. Come. -Uncle.

It's been confirmed that you only expelled. Just maintain it!

Have you fired rocket from ISRO that I can maintain my name proudly?

Look. Even accusation of murder can be tolerated but not accusation of fart.

- Please, accept it. Come. - No, I'll not come.

- Hey, come I say. - No uncle.

Each temple has a its own specialty. The specialty of this temple is

..the belief that all 16 wealth's will be blessed. Take it.

Why are they using mobile in the place of worship?

- Who is it? - Our buddy.

- Tell buddy. -What buddy, why no call from you from morning? -Move.

- Is it? - Where are you now?

- Is it? - Where are you now?

In our temple, with our friends. People from my family are torturing me.

- The matter is.. - Get lost, you Ogler.

They're insisting me firmly that I've to somehow pass the 10th standard this year.

They don't know that we're Gajini. Is it for movie?

What? Is it our Leader's film? Why do you ask me? Just book tickets.

Take your hands.

- Wait a minute. - Priest is caught now.

- Could you go out? - One can go up and not out if he dies.

- They're waiting. - Let them wait.

- They're waiting. - Let them wait.

They've come for abroad. I'm chanting to idols for them.

You chant to idols, I'm going to my Leader's film. Are you coming?

- I can come, but there's cant illation at evening. -What?

Don't you understand if told once?

Isn't there a board conveying not to use cell phone in temple premises?

You don't know English, but isn't it written in Tamil?

Damn, stop it. Why are you telling the names of English movies?

- Get out. - Oh my nose.

Why are you shouting at them? Won't they leave if told politely?

You go, I'll speak to them.

- Are you talking in English to me? -Don't mistake. -Using cell phone in temple.

- Would you mind if I tell you a thing? -Tell.

If you adorn Channa garland to God every Thursday..

..You'll surely pass the 10th standard.

- Finish it soon. Else they'll finish it. - OK sister.

What are they all taking with them?

What happened to Nandhini that she's taking dates with her?

Careful uncle, you'll get scorched if your Dhothi gets fired by the lamp.

Why is Jaanu going in a jet speed with a jug?

That's nothing. Isn't Vichu preparing Panchamirtham (fruit paste)?

Is he mashing the wisdom fruit? He is mashing bananas like all.

- Your daughter is exaggerating her move. - But the taste from his hand is unique.

What taste? I'll mash thousand's of Panchamirtham of various types.

I'm idle, not to create scarcity for fruits in the town.

Will girls come if you mash fruits, but girls come for his mashing?

They'll come if I have a small pony tail like him and keep my face like child.

But you still mash Panchamirtham like age old days, stir tamarind rice,

..prepare curd food. Do you know chicken burger? Mutton keema? Kuska?

Do you know at least egg scramble? It tastes good. Listen to me.

- Shut your mouth. - I'll buy some for you. -Keep quiet.

Wait. We will ask Vichu.

- Should I peel and put or put it whole? - Why don't you put it whole?

- Idiot. It has to be peeled and put. -OK.

Should I put the whole date or by removing the seed?

- Why, don't you know? - Pity, she is asking ignorantly?

You tell me.