Old Men in New Cars: In China They Eat Dogs II (Gamle mænd i nye biler)

Harald!

- What's up, Harald? How are you? - Fine.

- Need a lift? - No, I'm getting picked up.

Why are there always so many of you in your cars?

It's environmentally responsible.

I want my money, Harald.

May I get out first?

I want that money, okay?

I need a week.

If you want a week, you go up to 3 1/2, okay?

You want your interest, right?

On Monday, Harald. Remember.

Do you want a trade? Vuk? Do you want anything?

Mineral water.

- You don't want raisins? - Can't you make your own pastry?

Sure, but shouldn't there be raisins in it?

- Vuk, try Martin's pastries yet? - I tried five. Really good.

He's going to compete in the Danish Pastry Championships.

You'll definitely win with that pastry, Martin.

There are a lot of other good pastries.

Harald?

What the hell are you doing?

- Pastry. - Why didn't you come and get me?

Think it's fun riding the bus? They stop every 5 feet to drop off junkies.

- Why didn't you come? - We didn't know you were out.

- Or what's it called... released. - We thought it wasn't until tomorrow.

- What's that? - It's Vuk.

Harald, this is Vuk.

Vuk, this is Harald.

- He's been hired here. - Who hired him?

We did, more or less. He's a great electrician.

He put in a whole new lighting system.

- Vuk was an electrician in Sarajevo. - He won't be in my kitchen.

There's plenty of light. Get lost, Sambo.

Didn't you hear what I said? Go back to San Diego.

- Vuk is Ratko's cousin. - I don't care about Ratko.

Who gave you permission to change everything?

- The slacking off is over. - We've talked a lot about that.

- What did you talk about? - Well, ahh...

We... We don't want to do this any more.

Of course you can do whatever you want to.

We just don't want to be criminals.

Lose the ladder. And the flowers. They look like shit.

Lose the ladder, Peter.

Nice wheels. You drive for weddings now?

We've taken the day off. Here! Nuts and pistachios.

Hey, Harald... Why can't Vuk work in your kitchen?

He needs a job, man.

His mother won't accept an unemployed son.

Vuk's mother will have to get used to it.

- Do you have my 3 1/2 million? - No.

Hire Vuk with full benefits and you get another week.

I need more than a week.

If you treat him right, you get another three days.

Send him over on Monday.

Make sure you get the money. Take out a mortgage.

You've got ice cream all over, man.

- We can't work in this light. - Puk is coming on Monday.

We need the lights fixed, right?

- What the hell is that? - Jellyfish Sushi.

- Why are you making confectionery? - They're salmon Maki rolls.

- It's raw fish. Taste some. - No way I'm touching that shit.

This isn't some fast food joint. Cook that damn fish.

Yes?

Yes.

No, of course. I'll be there right away.

The Monk is in the hospital.

You could have guessed. He hasn't exactly lived a healthy life.

Do you want to come visit him? It may be the last time.

We don't want to do this any more.

What don't you want to do? The man is fatally ill.

Come on, let's go.

Mr. Monk, I'm preparing some medication for you.

- Visiting hours are over! - Harald...

- Are you relatives? - You could say that Harald is.

- Yes, we're family. - He's boasting.

Wait with that. I want to be able to talk.

- Two minutes. - Thank you very much.

- What the hell, Monk? - Harald, my child.

My liver is giving up. There's nothing to do.

I had always counted on getting shot. That's not how it's going to be.

Thanks.

No, I... I don't really feel like it anyway.

- Is there anything you need? - No.

Yeah...

There may be one thing. It's a little complicated.

- I would like to see my son. - You don't have a son.

Oh yes I do. I have a son.

- You never mentioned it. - There was no reason to.

His mother was a stewardess, Swedish. Crazy bitch.

I never got in touch. I was in jail, so...

I couldn't do anything. He needs to see his Dad while I'm still around.

That's obvious. We'll just find him.

- Where does he live? - In Sweden.

- Where does he live exactly? - In Sweden, you idiot.

- Where in Sweden? - He's in jail.

- What did he do? - Nothing serious.

- He's probably changed. - What's he called?

Ludvig.

- If he's in jail, we can't... - Of course you can.

Visiting hours are over. You're smoking? Leave immediately!

- We'll find him. - Thank you, my boy.

It's not a normal prison. It's for prisoners with life sentences.

They can't just give us a cookie. I'm about to die of hunger.

It's impregnable. We've got to tell Harald that we can't get him out.

Stop kicking, you loser. Brat.

I'm sorry, but you can't be here.

- Is that lobster? - Would you go back to your seat?

How had you imagined we were going to get him out?

- Drive a bulldozer through the wall. - But there are three walls.

- Real silverware and cloth napkins. - What the hell are you doing?

Don't eat my crab. Go back to your seat.

What did he do? He's in Sweden's most heavily guarded prison.

It must have been parking tickets. Would you go back to your seat?

I'm sorry, but you can't be here.

Stop it and go back to your seat.

If you think about it... It might be that it's not completely impossible.

If you kick me one more time... Here comes another cake.

Hi. Can I help you?

Peter called and had some rooms set aside.

- Do you speak English? - Martin, doesn't she speak Danish?

We have made a reservation for two rooms for Mr. Blixen.

Ask if they have a conference room.

- A conference room? - Yes.

- One with a blackboard. - Why?

Ask. If he's had an idea, he'll tell us.

- Don't we have to land first? - Then I'll ask.

- Just sign here for the rooms. - Bitch. Come on.

- Come on, Martin. - The keys...

Come on.

- "Meet room"... - That's what it's called.

It's not called a "meet room".

That's damn bad service.

- Peter is right. She was a bitch. - He just had a mullet.

We'll meet in the conference room in two minutes!

Tight security at the prison means the prisoners walk freely in the yard.

We're going to use that. Let's say you're the pear.

You come in here...

Let's back up a little bit. Harald, this is you.

You walk into the yard and meet Ludvig.

Meanwhile Martin and I are on the bridge, which is 300 meters away.

If we pretend this is the bridge, then that's Martin and this is me.

We're standing looking into the prison yard.

We shoot a wire 300 meters down.

You click onto the wire. You put on a rappelling seat.

First you connect to the wire, and then to this basketball post.

Then Martin drives the truck down to the end of the bridge.

The truck is carrying a1,000-liter water deadweight.

So the wire is completely taut.

At the center of the wire is 7 1/2 meters of bungy cord.

Release the wire, and you'll fly over the wall and land under the bridge.

- And Martin and I will pick you up. - You don't really mean this, do you?

It's completely safe. People pay 500 kroner to do it by the harbor.

Get what you need and put the bottles back in the mini-bar.

Here. Martin, put it on.

- Can you see him? - There are a lot of dogs.

They're crazy about dogs over here.

Hold this a second. It's the bungy.

- Is he there? - No.

There he is.

The guy by the bench? Thank you very much.

Hi.

I've come to get you out.

Leave me alone.

- I think he's got him. - Then you get this.

Your father would like to see you.

I don't have a father.

Fire!

Guard!

- What's happening, Martin? - What's happening? It's those dogs.

Pull!

Pull!

How was I to know the dogs would hold on?

- Let's get him up. - Do we have to?

It's not my fault the dogs held on so tightly.

- We go left next time. - Are you sure?

It's a non-stop train. It arrives in 11 minutes.

How much does a Doberman actually weigh?

Ludvig! Hurry up.

Come down here! In case someone sees you.

Get lost!

- What did he say? - He doesn't want to come down.

You've got to come home to Denmark. We're taking the bridge.

You haven't driven on it yet, have you? Come down.

Show it to him.

It's a picture of your father, the Monk.

- You're father's really sick. - Come on.

Let me handle this.

That will give you a bladder infection.

You have to visit your father.

They've lied to you all these years. Come on.

We've brought a change of clothes for you.

Is it true? Is it my father?

Yes, it's your father.

Here! Take this.

Shit, man.

Ludvig, stop it!

That's not necessary. I won't run away.

Well, you definitely won't now.

Harald, there's something wrong with him. Can't you tell?