Twisted Love (撞鬼)

What crappy design?

Hello.

Do I have to press the button again?

The goods are in, but none for you.

You'd have to wait in line for your fix.

Like the rest of the dopers.

Okay, I'll call you when I have any leftovers.

Just like that.

Bratty air stewards.

Fat Onion... Tell your boss that I am here to collect my car. Go.

Tell boss that Ah Beng is here for his car.

What's wrong with this old geezer?

Boss.

This is my car?

Yes.

Tell you something.

Since I felt a connection with you,

I worked on your car personally.

You know how long since I've worn this?

Just like you instructed on the phone that day.

Momo Club Steering.

And Tommy Makinen limited edition spoilers.

This will make you fly.

Also these 9 fins to streamline the airflow.

And this paint color is Rosso Corsa which specially imported from Italy.

And this paint color is Rosso Corsa which specially imported from Italy.

The red will bring you good luck.

Then we got the carbon fiber hood.

And these are new projector headlamps.

And the most awesome thing is Forged Magnesium rims and wheel cap.

And the most awesome thing is Forged Magnesium rims and wheel cap.

People will let you through immediately.

I don't know what are you talking about.

I recalled that you said you had something special for me?

Of course, come here.

Here you see?

Free of charge.

What the heck? This is just a piece of sticker.

The sticker is made from plastic.

So, for me, this is a plastic dragon only.

This is... Okay, stop the crap, how much?

$3,500.

$1,500.

But... No need say anymore.

Anyway, I hate those rims and wheel cap.

Those rims look too terrible.

They are made of forged magnesium.

I don't care if they are from Malaysia or Singapore.

They just look stupid.

You get some cheap regular ones for me.

Replace them when I return.

This $1,500 either you take it or leave it.

This $1,500 either you take it or leave it.

Okay, deal.

Nice job, this dragon is nice.

What a steal!

I love it!

What a steal!

Hello.

Why are you still calling me?

We've already broken up. What else is there to say?

We've already broken up. What else is there to say?

I'm not free. I got important stuff to do.

I need to go home.

What important stuff... Okay... stop crying... I'll come over.

Dam.

Why am I so charming?

Boss, I need you to sign here.

Okay, $1,500, right...

I will recommend all my friends to your place.

I'll be grateful then.

Thanks... Okay, thanks...

Bye. Thanks again.

What's your problem?

You look terrible tonight.

How did you know my new number?

It's easy to find your number.

So what's so important?

I'm rushing home to watch the last episode of "Gone With The Clouds".

What's with your attitude?

My attitude has always been like that.

You were never like this rude.

That was then, this is now.

We have nothing to do with each other now.

I need to tell you something.

Okay, say it.

I'm expecting.

Expecting to die?

I'm pregnant.

If all my pregnant ex-girlfriends came to me, I'd be busy as hell.

If all my pregnant ex-girlfriends came to me, I'd be busy as hell.

What makes you think it is mine?

The doctor said that it is recent.

Exactly. The doctor said you were expecting.

But there's nothing can prove that it is mine, right?

You are my only boyfriend.

Who else could it belong to?

How would I know if you're telling the truth.

Who knows how many boyfriends you've got.

Would you believe me if I said I am a virgin?

Would you believe me if I said I am a virgin?

So what do you want?

I want to hold you responsible.

Responsible?

Sure. I'll be responsible.

Abort it..

I'd pay for it.

Responsible enough?

What did you say? You jerk.

Watch it, I'm driving.

How can you even suggest that!

Dad, what did you say?

Nothing, just eat your candy.

How dare you ask me to go for an abortion?

How can you be so heartless?

Abortion is very safe and easy these days.

Abortion is very safe and easy these days.

Stop fooling around!

You must be responsible for your actions.

I am driving now. You can'! Do this to me.

Sit down.

Are you crazy?

Final decision. Just do the abortion.

Fine, I'll do it.

I'll call your wife.

Let me tell you.

Leave my wife out of this.

I'm warning you.

And I am warning you too.

I'll go to your son's school.

And tell your son that his father is cheating behind his wife.

And tell your son that his father is cheating behind his wife.

I'm telling you again to stay away from my family.

I'll throw you off the car right this instance.

Then I'll make a police report that you've been selling drugs to kids and students.

Then I'll make a police report that you've been selling drugs to kids and students.

I dare you.

Call the police?

How? So you want me to get hanged?

Then we'll die together.

Hey, what did you say...

Scared now?

What are you trying to do?

Didn't you want me to die?

Then we'll die together.

Are you crazy?

What are you trying to do?

Stop fooling around.

Please stop the car. I want to go home.

So you want to stop now?

Please stop the car. I want to go home. Are you scared?

You wanted me dead, right? I'll kill us both.

Please stop the car.

Where are you taking me?

I'm a dead meat now...

This is bloody joke.

Why is this happening? Stop fooling around.

What is this sticky thing?

What the heck? Telephone sign but no phone?

You're kidding me, right?

It's not even toll free to call you?

Whatever.

Still need to walk? The street never end?

Stop fooling around!

Stop fooling around!

Stop playing, man.

I'm coward.

Please.

Where's the crazy witch?

Amitabha.

Amitabha...

What the heck.

Go to hell.

Come out!

Come out if you wanna play!

You think you're something?

Dam it, tom all my clothes, come out.

Come on!

Come out!

You think you're fierce?

Get the heck out!

Grab my tits!

Come to grab my tits!

Come on.

You think I'm scared...

Come out.

This is tiring, man.

Come out.

What now? How could you come as you pleased?

Why did it come here now?

Get up.

You think you're something?

Get up.

I'll cut you down 1,000 times.

"Memories are like passing clouds"

"Sometimes you will recall"

"Those intimate days that we shared"

"I am sure you treasure some"

"Though we are fated to part"

"I still wished to see you again"