The Eric Andre Show

Ladies and gentlemen, it's "The Eric Andre Show"!

Whoa!

Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!

What the fuck?!

Oh, God! Help! Help!

What's up, y'all?

Ooh! Why's it so cold in here?

Hello, I'm the Fridge Keeper!

It's ice to meet you.

Welcome to "The Cold Episode"!

Say what? What's the premise of this episode?

This sucks.

Help.

Help me!

Ma'am? I'm an air condition guy, I got stuck up here!

There's a thermostat right behind you.

I just need you to turn it from hot to cold.

Must not freeze.

Now it's on.

Holy shit!

Are you okay?!

- Oh, i-it's okay. - Whatever, please--

Don't let my boss know about this.

Shit! She's coming. Just...

He went that way.

What the hell just happened in here?!

- Who pushed the button? - I did. He told me to.

This is a lot of damage.

And somebody is going to have to be responsible for that.

He's responsible for it, not me.

Just sit right there.

Hey! Thank you for covering for me.

I did not cover for you, sir.

I saw you and I recorded everything on tape.

And it's being sent to my attorney right at this moment.

I have him on speed dial.

I got stuck up there, and you helped.

- Save it for a court. - You pushed the button!

Everything is on camera, right here.

Who's that hot guy on your phone?

- That's my lawyer. - Your lawyer's a hot guy?

Every man's attractive? What about me?

Why you need to leave before I call the police.

Because--Well, I'm feeling

this chemistry now, now I'm confused because

- you're giving me mixed signals. - She'll be back shortly.

Okay, I got to go.

Okay...

That's impossible, you just went out that door, didn't you?

Excuse me, excuse me.

What? What? What?

I-I'm just trying to--

Get out! You just left that--

- Get out! - I'm so crazy about you.

You feel it, right?

I feel this chair going upside your head

if you don't get out of here right now.

- Are you Virgo. - No.

Aries, the goddess of war, if you don't leave.

I'm Aries too-- April 4th. Two fire signs.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You said every man's attractive,

and it's been a long time.

I'm going through divorce. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, Meagan Good!

Hey! How are you?

Meagan Good, in my book, you're Meagan Great.

Thank you.

Oh, you're in The Cold Episode, right now,

I didn't even fucking tell you. I didn't introduce you

- to the Fridge Keeper. - I-- I heard, I heard-- hi.

I am the Fridge Keeper!

I hope you don't think I was giving you the cold shoulder!

Fridge keeper. Mm-mm-mm.

I'mma fuck the shit out of you.

I'm sorry about the Fridge Keeper.

We're obligated to have a cold episode because we're union now.

- It has to be cold? - Yeah.

There has to be one cold episode.

Oh, hell no.

- Yeah, well, it's snow. - What is happening?

Oh, hell no.

My weave does not like this.

Totally understandable.

- What are you doing? - Huh?

I feel like that's not good for your brain.

I'm a muscle man.

I got really... strong recently.

- Okay. - Hey, do you mind if I smoke?

Sure. What are you going to smoke?

You mind if you smoke too?

Oh!

Well, somebody stop me!

Oh!

So you had those underwear on the whole time?

Yeah. And they're staying on until we're married.

Alright.

What fuck is this? Bro, what the--

Yo, what the fuck are you doing right now?