Breathless

All right, all bets are down.

No more bets, please.

- Who do you have to fuck in this town to get laid?

Here you go, boys.

There's a nice guy.

Hey.

Tail those two guys.

I'm takin' a ride in their car.

"In all the galaxies,

in all the endless reaches of space,

I have found no planet more blessed than this one.

And yet, in its uncontrollable insanity,

the human race seeks to destroy this shining jewel,

this blessed sphere, which men call Earth.

And trapped upon this world of madness, stand I.

"The Silver Surfer."

Yeah, yeah, you tell 'em, Surf Man.

You tell 'em.

Hello, little Porsche.

Like to go home with me, little Porsche?

Ah ha.

Take me all the way to LA

Oh, Jess, take me with you!

Nah, risky, baby.

Jess, I ain't scared of nothin'.

Boo!

Come on, you little baby Porsche, come on, come on.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

All right.

So first I go get the money.

Then I go ask Monica, I say, Monica...

You ever been to Mexico, honey?

I say, Monica, darlin', you coming to Mexico with me?

Monica, you coming to Mexico with me!

Me and Monica!

Me and Monica!

Yeah, me and Monica go to Méjico.

Look at that sky. Got some music here?

Ain't you pretty?

Disco.

Manilow.

I know what we need, we need the killer!

The killer rocks on!

Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis and his pumpin' piano!

All right.

And see who's lost a Porsche.

Wow!

Holy frijoles.

Come on, girl, damn!

Grandma was slow but she was old.

Hey, girls, you ever kiss a pig?

Say, Monica.

I'm comin', baby, I'm gettin' closer.

Jinxed. Swear to God, I am jinxed.

Come on!

Goddamn!

Piece of shit Porsche!

Freeze!

Now move away from the car!

Let me see your hands!

Get away from the car!

Move! I said move!

Get away from the car, you son of a bitch!

Get away from the car or I'll blow you away!

Shit.

Shit.

136, yes, 135, standby.

134 A.

65, 42 William, Lincoln, Adam 19035.

42210.

121, 124 active.

Jinxed.

That's right, keep goin'.

Keep goin'.

Around the corner, nobody home.

Baby, I like yellow.

Oh, Monica.

19.

Nobody home.

What do you think?

Hey, good idea.

- Hello? - Who is it?

Roto-Rooter.

Hello?

- Who is there, please? - Hello?

It's the pool man. I forgot my key.

Is that you, Troy?

Monica.

I'm a bear for ya, baby.

Come sniffin' around your honey tree.

Monica.

Monica.

Monica.

You Frenchy.

What are you, dopey?

Schmuck.

Back to Disneyland for you.

You're so pretty.

Cheese.

Hey, Tolmatchoff, shake it up.

Not there?

Do you know where he is?

Yeah, yeah, it's Jesse.

I just got back into town.

He's holdin' some money for me. Gotta have it right away.

Hey, babe, come on, talk to me.

Right, catch him at work.

Where are you?

Monica.

- The French girl. - Yeah.

They're squashin' her now.

That's bad news, those guys are like vampires.

- Sorry. - That's okay.

You're doing great. Just keep it cute.

Oh, there's a review in progress.

Hello, sunshine.

- What? Excuse me, there's an exam going on in here!

Oh.

Who is this guy?

Do you know him?

- Fear not, the Silver Surfer serves those in distress.

Well.

Is this a friend of yours, Monica?

Oh, no, no, no, she don't know me.

See, I'm up here from maintenance.

To pick up this table.

- Are you crazy? There's an exam going on in here!

Go ahead, ask me a question.

About how long you gonna be, pal?