No. 20 Madras Mail (No. 20 മദ്രാസ് മെയിൽ)

'NO. 20 MADRAS MAIL'

'Thiruvananthapuram Central'.

'Your attention, please.'

'Number 20 Madras Mail'

'from Thiruvananthapuram to Chennai'

'will leave from platform one shortly.'

'Passengers, your attention, please.'

'Train number 20, Thiruvananthapuram-Madras Mail'

'will leave from platform one shortly.'

Aren't you dressed yet?

Is she ready?

Devi is not interested in studying in Chennai.

I am not interested in her studying here.

Ask her to get ready.

Devi! Dear..

Dear.

Dear, your father's getting angry that we're late.

Get ready quickly.

Go, dear.

Even though it is your choice

we're upset about giving Devi a TC.

In a way, that is better for her future though.

A year apart

will make her forget that boy.

Don't consider her sadness at the moment.

That's what I told her mother.

But she is on her daughter's side, too.

What do I do, Sister?

Please convince Geetha. - Okay.

'Kollam Junction.' - 'Your attention, please!'

'Train number 20, Thiruvananthapuram-Madras Mail'

'bound for Chennai Central is now arriving on platform two.'

What's happening there?

Hey! Greetings!

Yes. - Are you travelling? I didn't go through the charts.

Which one is the seat? - Get in, please. - Get in.

Good.

Are you well? - Of course, I am.

Is anyone occupying this seat?

That I cannot say, sir.

This train is usually full.

Don't you know? There's a guy from Ernakulam.

Try giving him another seat. - Do you have to tell me?

I'm leaving. Call me if you need anything.

I'm right next door.

Don't think you can roam around since you

are in Chennai and studying in Stella Mary's College

and your dad is a fool.

I'm talking to you, too.

Advise your darling daughter.

Gentlemen.

The elite of Kottayam city.

Renowned citizens.

Don't you know that this is a farewell without me saying it?

I don't have to introduce the ones who are leaving.

Then again, isn't an introduction a necessity in these events?

Their train will depart soon.

I'll get it over in haste.

First, Tony Kurishingal.

Give him the garland.

'Alcohol consumption is injurious to health.'

I don't have to say much about Tony.

Tony Kurishingal.

Kurishingal Kariyachan's

that is, before Tony came to this bar

his father, Kanjirappally Kurishingal Kariyachan

was the one who was a naughty devil

in here.

The local gentleman..

That is.. The local scumbag

hooligan and someone who steals anything of value

just so that he can pay off his bar tab

and a pain in his father's ass

Mr. Tony, is a familiar face to us all.

I'm leaving. - What? Wait.

Up next, Mr. Hitchcock Kanjikuzhi.

Garland him.

Sir.

Don't you all know Hitchcock?

Apart from the drunkards and perverts in this group

the ladies in our homes will know him better.

How can you say that?

Oh, I was not insulting anyone.

He is the strong pillar

who holds the fort of magazines publishing fictional stories.

The famous detective novelist

Mr. Hitchcock Kanjikuzhi. - Hold him. - Hold him.

Make him sit..

His novel, 'The Murder in a deathtrap'

has raised a lot of discussions.

We know that very well.

I welcome him wholeheartedly.

Next, I invite Mr. Hari.

He is not just Hari.

Kumbalam Hari.

Garland him.

Thank you.

In this young age

with limited education

he has worked with nine political parties

and has now entered the tenth political party.

He has a chance of being a minister.

If luck does not favour him

he will become a corporation mayor at least.

I am introducing Mr. Kumbalam Hari to all of you.

Our beloved friends.. - Sir..

We are late to catch the train. We need to leave. - Okay..

Our beloved friends are late for their journey

and so I am concluding my speech.

I would like to say one more thing.

Don't you all know why they are going to Chennai?

No.. - No.. - No.. - No.. - Fine.

I shall explain in detail.

They have three goals.

They are going to Chennai

to achieve three proud goals for the city of Kottayam.

One.

The Kottayam townsfolk have seen cricket only on TV.

Or they listen to complicated commentary on the radio.

In order to watch the match held in Chennai directly

to give Mr. Hari's novel, 'The Murder in a deathtrap'

to a popular director in order to film it.

And to meet the celebrity who impressed everyone..

Miss..

Not a single woman

but to meet many women

and to socialise with them.. - Don't say that.

Don't say that. It is immoral.

Okay.. I won't say it. - It is not needed.

They are going to Chennai to achieve all this.

I wish our friends

the best of luck.

It is time to catch our train. We are leaving.

'Kottayam' - 'Your attention, please.'

'Train Number 20, Madras Mail'

'going to Madras'

'will arrive on platform one shortly.'

Get down. - I am tired.

Tea..

Coffee.. - Banana fry..

Here. - Coffee.. - Banana fry. - Coffee.

Are our names printed here? - R.K. Nair.

Mrs. Nair.

Hitchcock.

They have printed your name as Hitchcock.

Get him inside. - Okay.

Go and sit in the 'B' cabin. - Get in. - We'll come.

Wait..

Are your tickets reserved?

Would we get in if they weren't reserved?

What?

Hello.

What a surprise!

Mr. Nadar! - Oh, what a surprise. Tony!

Tony.

Are your tickets confirmed? - Get him inside, Hari. - Get in.

Are your tickets confirmed? - Yes.

Don't complicate things like the last time

and get me in trouble. - Here, sir.

Get in.. Stop there, you crook.

Tea.. Do you have a drink? - What?

Do you have it? - What?

Should I shout? Do you have it? - It is inside. One full bottle.

It is inside my bag.

I will get another one in Thrissur.

Coffee.. - What?

We shall have a good time.

It is time for the celebration.

'For the attention of the passengers.'

'Train number 20, Madras Mail..' - 'D' cabin. - '...running from'..

'D'. - Where? - '...Thiruvananthapuram to..'

'Will leave from the first platform shortly.'

Hey, keep the suitcase there.

Where are my spectacles?

You are wearing them.

Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.

Banana fry..

Hey, come here. - Tea.. - Where to?

To Thrissur.

Don't mind them. They are loafers.

Is he your dad? - No, he is my husband.

Oh, is it? - Come here.

You would have been beaten up.

What? What is the issue..

There's a girl in the next cabin.

Where?

Here? In the next cabin? Is she pretty?

"The thief kidnapped the girl with four legs."

"Everyone desired for the naughty girl with two legs.."

"The naughty girl with two legs.."

Hey, Kanjikuzhy. Hey, sing.

Sing!

"The thief kidnapped the girl with four legs.."

"Why have you worn the Jasmine garland, Kalyani?"

"Are you expecting guests?"

"Has the handsome devil come?"

"We shall sing like we've never sung, you pretty bird.."

"My pretty lover is on her way.."

"My pretty lover is on her way.."

"My lover.." - Music..