Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

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Ehh...

Is there like a reward for your kids?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, I mean, we found them, yeah.

What do you mean? They were just playing in the yard?

Ehh... Now they weren't. They were like out on the sidewalk.

Yeah, they were just like wandering around and stuff, but you know, but they're all safe now, so...

I mean, we have some money.

Yeah, could we like just have some money for our troubles?

Well, if you boys need money that bad, maybe you can watch the kids for me.

What are you boys doing tonight?

We're gonna watch Tournament of Warrior 7.

It's gonna roll.

Well, their dad's in town and wants to meet me, but I can't leave without someone to watch the youngsters.

I'll pay each $5 and you can watch your Warrior program on the TV.

Whoa! She's gonna pay us money just to watch TV.

Yeah, yeah. That's gonna be cool.

Ha-hoo!

Uh... Get ready for a surprise.

You think it's a girl, but it's a guy.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like you think it's gonna be a girl, and then it's a guy, see?

It's like, you know, kind of, kind of strange, you know?

Yeah.

Ah! That's a problem.

Dupas.

It kind of sounds like that.

From a dipstick.

Oh, yeah.

Who did that song?

That's what Middler.

Oh, yeah. What Middler.

That looks like that mouse chick.

That mini, mini mouse, you know?

Oh, yeah.

It's like, have you ever heard that joke? Why did Mickey divorce Mini?

Oh, no.

Check it out. This was funny.

Because she was doing goofy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Check it out, put it.

Yeah, I got a joke.

Knock, knock.

Uh, who's there?

You're a, uh, you're a who.

You're a bloodmudge.

You're a who, dumbass.

And a turd.

So, you know?

I just made that up.

Shut up.

I made that one up myself.

Okay, I have one.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Uh, you're a, you're a who.

You're a, you're in.

You're in.

Come on.

Come on, you're in.

Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just make sure they stay out of trouble and are in bed by 10.

I'll be back in a few hours.

You're not supposed to touch him, Beavoth. It's like against the law or something.

Oh, I am... me and Articock Boyack get into the ring. We're gonna rip off his mask and we're gonna show the world who he really is.

This is going to be the coolest thing we have ever seen.

These are my power fighters and this is their X-13 Sonic Night Skope.

That's stupid. Get out of the way but once you're blocking the TV.

This is my house and I don't want to watch this.

Hey, what are you doing?

Yeah, check this out.

Hey, buddy, this kid's pretty cool. Check this out.

Shuttle down, Beavoth.

You're supposed to feed the baby and put them to bed.

There you go.

Buh-buh-buh!

Are you stupid, Bevis? How's it gonna open that thing?

Tomas?

There you go!

Next, Bevis takes you on a fairy tale tour of Hans Christian Anderson's Copenhagen.

Stay too.

Eh...

Bevis?

Did you cut the cheese?

Um... I don't think so.

The baby's diaper's dirty.

Really?

That's cool.

Yeah. I'm Donnie-wadded, that kid kicks ass.

We need a story.

No way. You don't have to read if you're not in school, dude.

Don't you know anything?

Oh...

No.

These toys suck.

Yeah, really.