The Bride of the Water God (하백의 신부)

Timing and Subtitles by the Is it raining yet? Team @ Viki

This kid is destined to have a short life. She's destined to die before

Lord Ha Baek returns to sit on the throne.

I will grace you with a god's blessing, so wake up.

You are...you're now the god´s person.

If you do not accept it, you will end up facing countless difficulties.

How is it? Something quietly creeps into your heart

and hits you in the head. That's how it feels, isn't it?

You have received the kiss of a god.

Be honored.

What are you doing?!

You crazy jerk!

As expected it didn't work.

Look at that. She is mad.

Go and fix it.

Are you scared?

Okay. I will do it this one time.

Don't.

You've been telling me that a lot since we came here.

Who do you think you are telling that to?

You can´t kiss human girls just like that.

What are you talking about?

She has not woken up yet. If you go now you will get slapped.

Bride of the Water God

Episode 2

Crazy jerk. Crazy jerk. He´s a crazy jerk.

And why would you close your eyes?

I need to find a legitimate reason for why I closed my eyes.

Right. If I don't want this to become a trauma,

if I don't want this to become a trauma...

Find the cause.

Face it, then overcome it.

Hey, servant.

No, no. Don´t! No!

Something quietly creeps into your heart

and hits you in the head. That's how it feels like, doesn't it?

- No. - I´m sure it´s true.

No, it´s not.

Won´t you get off?

You can´t kiss human girls just like that.

If you go now, you´ll get slapped.

Even if I bestow her grace, she doesn't know it's grace. She's a dim-witted woman.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungr—

Though I have enough dim-witted servants with this rascal.

No. You are wrong.

She will awaken and come to find me with her own two feet anyway.

It´s not a big deal.

It's because the world has changed.

Aish! Yoo Sang Yoo didn't even call— Ah!

It's Sunday you know, Sunday. You're cursing me out, right? Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

It's Sunday, you know, Sunday. It's Sunday, you know, Sunday. You're cursing me out, ri—

That´s right. It´s Sunday.

You went back to bed, didn't you? Get up. You went back to bed, didn't you? Get up.

Okay.

Exercise. Do some exercise.

Get in the sunlight, vitamin D is important these days.

You need to have strong calves to prevent getting diabetes when you get older

You need to have strong calves

Dear god. I'll kill Yoo Sang Yoo and just go to hell.

Why are there so many humans today?

Why are you blocking the way?

It's something called a car. It's a transportation device for humans.

A car? You said it's a car, but how come there are only two wheels?

How can they go without falling with only two wheels?

Well, that...

There are other types of wheels, would you like to see them?

It's cool, right?

It's whatever. Just because it has four wheels it does not mean that it has the same feeling.

Since when has he been an expert about wheels?

So what? What are you telling me to do?

Wow. Here he goes. Very good.

Wow.

That´s good.

Yes, including the final trick ollie...

Yes, as for skateboard tricks, there are many different varieties like this!

Now, as for the person that does any four of these tricks,

we will not ask or hesitate to give them first place!

- Wow! - Yeah!

I shouldn´t have come out.

Why are there so many humans?

Fighting! Fighting, fighting!

- Wow, that's so cool! - Wow!

What´s going on?

What's happening?

Here comes the first contestant.

Yes, this blonde female contestant, it's great.

Oh, that´s a shame! She´s disqualified.

Here comes the second contestant. Oh, that´s good!

Oh, no!

The third contestant, please come out. I get the feeling he will be good.

Oh, you're doing good! Oh-aww!

Just once. Please? Just once.

I guess you want to be turned back into a Mandarin fish. The fourth contestant.

Oh, I think he will be good.

We don´t know how long we'll have to endure this here.

- I told you that we need money to live here. - Ah, unfortunately you are disqualified!

Lord Ha Baek.

Now the 5th contestant, please come forward.

Lord Ha Baek!

Do you forfeit?

Ah, to actually do it, it's a bit scary, right?

You said if I do all four, it is first place?

Go gently. Nicely.

[First place: ₩100,000 ($100) , Second place: ₩50,000 ($50) , Third place: Voucher for KoKo Chicken]

- What do I have to do to get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place? - Excuse me?

You will have to give it all to me.

You should all know that this is an honour for you.

Excuse me! I think you must be really nervous. You´re going the wrong way. You should do it here.

Lord Ha Baek. Don`t overdo it.

Who is that Ahjussi? Athletes ( professional skateboarders ) are not allowed!

If I were to explain who that person is, he's a person who has seen a skateboard for the first time today.

Something

slowly crept into your heart

and hit you in the head.

It feels like that, right?

You've come.

It´s really him. It´s him.

This is crazy. Why would I see that person there?

Hey, the servant walking there! I am here!

What the hell? What is this? Is he following me?

Why?

Is she really the descendant?

She is. What did I say? I said that she would be awakened.

- Wait a minute. Why am I running away? - Look here, servant!

Ah right! He was a 'natural man'!

Why is she running away then?

She´s not running away. She is looking for me.

She is running away.

Look here, servant! You dim-witted woman, I'm right here!

This is crazy.

Ah. This guy is blocking the way again.

Move!

That rude—

- Aish, psycho. Why did I even— - SERVANT!

What did I do wrong that I have to run away?

That damned Yoo Sang Yoo. Why did he tell me to exercise?

I'm a doctor, so what diabetes would I have?

Hey, it fell in! Find something to collect it with!

Please. Please save me.

Dad. Dad!

I told you humans are not to be trusted.

Reward? If you are trying to scam someone, at least work things out so that it's believable!

What company is he under? Huh?!

Why did you do that?

I told you to do it moderately. Like someone who´s trying for the first time.

You're really too much. If I had skills like Lord Ha Baek,

I would have only used them for Lord Ha Baek.

It´s the same for me.

I wanted to win all three prizes to make you happy.

Lord Ha Baek.

Lord Ha Baek.

This is not what you were expecting to hear from me, right?

Right.

She's not awakened, right? I told you to give up.

It will be better to appeal to her sympathy.

Total land is 20,000 pyeong (16.3 acres) . The initial survey about the land purchase discovered the land belongs to 5 land owners.

The process of purchasing 15,000 pyeong of land is going smoothly.

- Do you have the phone number of the land owners? - I was able to procure them all.

But...

Please speak.

I don't think it would be easy to purchase the remaining 5000 pyeong of land.

That... that land belongs to Chairman Sin.

It's impossible to get through to him.

I´ll resolve it.

Yes, I understand.

Of all people, the land belongs to Chairman Sin.

I am sure the asking price will jump quite a bit.

Yes Driver Choi. Please speak.

Please handle it like that. No, please prepare a second car. Chairman of Board of Directors: Sin Hoo Ye]

It will take some time to purchase the parts for the windshield wiper.

That's fine with me.

Why are you still telling me to wait? Waiting is all I´ve been doing since this morning.

I'm not asking for a new loan, all I'm asking for is an extension. Is it that hard to confirm?

Is it just great to have a big car, huh?!

AHH! What do I do...

The repair cost will be quite high for them.

Excuse me, but how is it so expensive for one wiper? What? R-Rain sensor?...

I understand.

Hello.

Did you get back safely from Gangwon Province?

You know, about the windshield wiper... If they use original parts and labor is added...

I have a friend who's a mechanic, if we don't use original parts...

Do you think those people would agree to that?

I guess I have to move out of my studio apartment.

When they call, say that our insurance will take care of it.

What?

Confidently, and don't cower. Clearly and simply.

How will you do it?

"Ah, yes. Talk to our insurance".

Okay.

Oh, Patient Ma Bong Yeol is going to the hospital to check himself in. So they need your written diagnosis.

And Park Sang Cheol called again. He said he would do it again.

How could you sleep for so long?

Because I was tired. A god like Lord Ha Baek with supernatural powers may not feel anything,

but a lowly god like being like me is no different from a tired human.

I am very hungry, as well.

This is not something I have to continue to hear, is it?

No.

Let´s go.