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Aw, bummer. Guess I died.
Had a good run though.
Saw a lot of important moments go down first-hand.
Like the maid in some murder mystery.
And, of course,
I was there for the Biggest, Most Atrocious,
Despair-Inducing Incident in Human History too.
Before the Super High School-Level Despairs
sent this world to hell...
...they were just my students.
All of our lives, fated to intersect at Hope's Peak High.
This is it.
The lead-in to that moment when it all went bad.
The lead-in to the Tragedy of Hope's Peak.
What begins as a tale of Hope...
...ends in utter Despair.
Bet you're wondering how it gets there.
Hmm.
Guess we'll find out!
Miss Yukizome.
You will serve as assistant homeroom teacher
to the first group of our 77th class.
Great! I'll give it all I've got!
I know you just recently graduated,
but I'm counting on you.
Good luck.
Mr. Kizakura.
Uh. Yeah! Ready, boss.
Just nursing a bit of a hangover.
Anyway, in all truth,
I wouldn't expect too much assistance from that quarter.
Treat 'em like they're your own class.
Whatever you do is fine.
Aye-aye! Yukizome's on the ca--!
Let's just get ya to the door, yeah?
Don't worry! I'm okay!
Yeah.
Same ol' spitfire she was back when she was enrolled here.
Indeed.
More to the point, though.
I hear it was Munakata's pull
that got her hired on in the first place.
Basically.
He insisted we take her on if we were shorthanded.
For a young guy,
he's not wasting any time shoring up his support.
Careful, boss. He's got an eye on the big desk.
Duly noted.
Good morning, everyone!
Wait. There's only four of you?
Good morning to you, ma'am.
Hmph.
What's this about?
Some stranger just came waltzing into our classroom.
I'm sorry, can we help you with something?
As of today, I'm your new homeroom teacher!
Chisa Yukizome.
Isn't that great?
Ooh, this one looks like she'll be fun to break.
Whad'ya think will go first?
Her social life, her health, or her sanity?
Do your worst, kiddo!
I doubled down on health insurance
before I took this job!
Thou art nothing if not formidable!
That isn't really how we talk.
What the hell kinda bait-and-switch
are you pullin' here?
Kizakura's our homeroom teacher!
He's nursing a bad hangover.
Bet he's barfing as we speak.
Friggin' lush.
Sorry I'm late for class! I fell down!
Aww!
Not again! Why does gravity hate me?
No one can be as klutzy as this!
Every single morning, you end up on the floor!
Forgive me, Saionji.
You'll be okay.
Are the others late too?
Truth be told, this may be all you get.
Really? What are your classmates so busy doing?
I dunno. It's not like I care either way.
Not to sound flip,
but at the Academy,
no one really cares if you miss classes.
So long as you hone your skills, and pass the exams, you're fine.
I was trying to go to class, but I fell down.
Stop bein' such a suck-up!
I'm sorry!
What a mess.
This class is gonna need some serious elbow-grease.
I guess this is your lucky day!
'Kay...
Wait, so you're an alumni?
You're only young once, you guys. Trust me!
You'll be adults before you know it!
How can you just blow off your classmates
like they don't even matter?
You know what you are?
You're a bag of rotten oranges!
Rotten what now?
Oranges! Big fat rotten ones!
All moldy and sticky and squishy!
Ah! I'm sorry. I'm squishy!
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm talking about redeeming your high school years!
Let's get out there and find your rotten friends!
We're taking back your youth right the heck now!
Even rotten oranges can make a damn fine marmalade
if you have enough of 'em!
Uh. I don't think that's how marmalade works.
I couldn't agree with you more!
This is precisely the sort of camaraderie I longed for
when I transferred here, Miss Yukizome!
Come with me, dear child!
It's time to fill these desks!
'Kay!
Count me out!
No one ever said I had to be friends
with you sons-of-bitches!
Uh.
Look at you. Big woman with a blade, is that it?
If it'll fix that attitude,
I don't mind engaging in some remedial subtraction.
Can it, Teach. You don't got the stones.
Chop!
I was wrong! You got the biggest pair in the room!
Ain't it sweet? I think we understand each other.
Huh. Crystal clear, in fact. Lead the way, ma'am.
Onward! To glory!
The other rotten oranges await!
Huh?
Danganronpa .
Oh, wow!
I'm in an actual Japanese men's room!
Yeah, that's great.
But why'd we take a field-trip to the can?
Aww. And I was so sure he'd be here, too.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
Could be worse.
You guys... feel that just now?
Hey, whatever it is, it's definitely gettin' closer!
Oh, God! Jurassic Park !
Whatever. It's just the pipes.
More like Jurassic Shit!
Is everyone okay back there?
Yes!
Damn, it's like a bomb went off!
Sorry, all.
Had a bit of a log-jam today, if you know what I'm saying!
Wow, more damage than normal, Nidai.
Yeah, that's my bad.
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Nature calls!
You didn't hafta answer the call
with a damn megaphone!
Danganronpa .
All right! Next on the menu!
May I please speak to the chef?
Coming!
Yes, my delectable hors d'oeuvre?
If I can tame your hunger, say the word!
Well, I wouldn't mind some sort of a meat dish.
"Meat," you say?
Do you prefer it tender, or would you like it hard?
Rock hard, like granite!
Hot and hard and thick!
Tied up? Like a trussed pig?
Even Super High-School Level students can't just say
whatever springs to mind.
We'll work on that.
And she's wearing an apron!
Ye gods, yes! Keep pulling!
-- Hey! --Oh! You're quite the specimen!
I can work with this! Just give it a yank!
I'm not doing this to get your rocks off!
Yeah... Same ol' Hanamura.
Danganronpa .
Look alive! We've got a slippery one.
Aw, hell yeah!
Nailed it!
Upsie-daisy, and...
Alley-oop!
Yes!
The breeze up here feels great today!
I know that smell.
Meat! Glorious meat!
Ah! I think she took the bait!
Go, Nidai! Hit it!
The building's shaking more than usual today.
Another classmate brought back to the fold!
Hey! I'm gonna kick your asses so hard!
Danganronpa .
My angel has arrived!
What a surprise! Did you bring me a snack?
Oh, uh, does the oil smell bad?
I don't think it's the oil.
Wait, then is it me?
Aw, man! It is me, huh?
Still plenty of fish in the sea, my dear boy.
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